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Garrow: Obama Killed Breitbart, Hastings, Clancy

The right wing ecosystem is teeming with all sorts of weird life forms. The fever swamp is full of grifters, fake “ex-terrorists” and the hopelessly deluded. People like Avi Lipkin, who goes around telling wingnut radio hosts that Obama is busy importing 50-100 million Muslims into the country and hiding them in the national parks so they can take over the country and force Sharia law on us.

Jim Garrow is one of them, either a grifter or hopelessly deluded. He makes the rounds of the more extreme and least credible right wing shows and says all kinds of crazy things. He recently went on Rick Wiles’ TruNews and claimed that President Obama killed Andrew Breitbart, Michael Hastings and Tom Clancy. And it’s all Breitbart’s fault because he has a “big mouth.” Oh, and Obama is a Saudi secret agent. And bisexual (and “everyone” in the intelligence agencies know that and they bring him boys to the White House).

Wiles: Is it common knowledge among intelligence agencies that Barack Obama is not an American but indeed a foreign agent?

Garrow: Yes. Yes.

Wiles: But do the other agencies know who he works for?

Garrow: Yes. Yeah, they do.

Wiles: And you think that answer is Saudi Arabia?

Garrow: Well, I know that to be true and that’s why Breitbart, Hastings, and Tom Clancy are dead.

Wiles: Okay, Breitbart, no doubt in my mind, taken out. He bragged. I liked Andrew Brietbart but what he did was incredibly stupid. He bragged the day before his death that in the morning he was going to reveal shocking information that would stop the Obama campaign. Mr. Breitbart dropped dead waling home at night and his corpse was blood red.

Garrow: Brighter than that actually. But the point is that he caused the death of Hastings and Tom Clancy because he had been sharing data with them.

Wiles: There’s a connection between Breitbart’s death and Hastings and Clancy?

Garrow: All of them, yea. All of them. Because of the information that Breitbart gave to Tom Clancy, he was working on a novel that would have exposed Obama as a Saudi agenda, as a Saudi plant in the White House … He knew exactly who Obama was and he was going to release it in character form in a book . The character was going to be this President of the United States who was a plant. It was going to be the real information about Obama was going to come out in the form of a novel.

It’s sad, but you know Breitbart and his big mouth, man, he caused all those deaths in the end.

Wiles: Do you think it was arsenic?

Garrow: No, another poison all together. That’s why they didn’t post the bodies for five days. That’s why the guy who took the blood work and knew the poison that had been used on Breitbart, that’s why he was killed.

Wiles: On the morning that the autopsy was supposed to be released.

Garrow: You got it.

Now here’s the punchline. Garrow claimed on another show just a couple weeks ago that he was an undercover CIA agent for 45 years until just the night before. Seriously, like Obama would have allowed a CIA agent to go around, under his real name, saying the things Garrow has said about him for the last five years? Hell, Obama wouldn’t have to do it. The CIA would never tolerate that from an agent. I have a feeling this guy thinks claiming to be a CIA agent is a good way to pick up women in bars.

It all reminds me of a guy we did some investigative reporting on in Michigan back in 2008, Barrett Moore. He was trying to set up a private military company in Pellston, Michigan and when our reporter Eartha Melzer started digging in to his background, she found out that he had lied about his military record. He claimed to have been a military intelligence officer, but the Pentagon confirmed that he only had one year of ROTC and never served in the military. When we confronted Moore with that information, his attorney said that this is because he was in intelligence, so he was undercover and wouldn’t appear in the Pentagon’s databases. When we went back to the Pentagon with that statement from Moore, the officer laughed out loud and said, “Yeah, you wouldn’t believe how often I hear that from people who never served.”

Comments

  1. dingojack says

    “People like Avi Lipkin, who goes around telling wingnut radio hosts that Obama is busy importing 50-100 million Muslims into the country and hiding them in the national parks so they can take over the country and force Sharia law on us.”

    Oh – so that’s the reason for the shutdown. Wouldn’t want Boo-Boo and Yogi to spot all them foreigners now would we?
    Dingo

  2. John Pieret says

    I don’t suppose this all could be some sort of long-term sociological study by which researchers send these people out with increasingly incredible stories to find out what the upper limit of human gullibility is?

    Damn, that’d be no comfort, since there’s no sign of an upper limit yet.

  3. Chiroptera says

    People like Avi Lipkin, who goes around telling wingnut radio hosts that Obama is busy importing 50-100 million Muslims into the country and hiding them in the national parks so they can take over the country and force Sharia law on us.

    lol

    This one never made any sense. I mean, do they really think that you can fit 50-100 million people in our national parks and no one would notice?

    “Wow! This national park sure is big! I bet you could fit 100 million people in hear and no one would notice!” lol

  4. Chiroptera says

    “in here”

    People mocking other people should be careful with their spelling and punctuation.

  5. alanb says

    Tom Clancy is a new conspiracy to me. Always nice when the paranoids add a new story to keep me entertained. Entirely too many re-runs in the conspiracy world.

  6. blf says

    This one never made any sense&hellp;

    I see the problem there!

    Do not assume rationality, reason, sense, sanity, or even a passing familiarity with reality when dealing with wingnuts.

  7. matty1 says

    You know if I had important information that I wanted to share with the world I could think of better ways to do so than to embed in a novel that everyone would assume was entirely fiction. Such a shame none of these people had a way of publishing the evidence for their claims. If only there were things like the internet and newspapers.

  8. says

    Tom Clancy’s dead? I thought I might have heard about that once before. Don’t know much about the guy other than knowing he had something to do with the Splinter Cell games and some military novels I saw on some store bookshelves. Let me guess: Wingnuts love his work.

    Think I’ll go to the big wiki to find out.

  9. dean says

    So these two clowns say that all the intelligence agencies and others know the president is a foreign agent working to destroy the country, but neither of them speaks out about such a massive dereliction of duty by those officers nor do they call on those agencies and their officers to act? What’s up with that? It almost seems as though they don’t have any proof for their assertions.

  10. Michael Heath says

    I’m surprised this Jim Garrow didn’t also inform us that Barack Obama also murdered Michael Crichton. The motivation is obvious.

    The president’s the AntiChrist. He’s seeking to have the U.N. to take over the U.S. under the guise of the global warming hoax, where Crichton knew that it was a hoax. Obama will then rule the U.N. and therefore the world. Obama’s winning the Nobel Peace prize in 2009 is proof this is the plan.

    Can’t you all see this? It’s obvious! If you can’t Satan has spiritually blinded you. Repent, Jesus loves you and doesn’t want to inflict unimaginable pain on you for all eternity, really he doesn’t.

  11. flatlander100 says

    BLF: no, no, no, the Muslim secret army is in the national parks. That s why Obama forced the government shut down that closed the national parks. Some of the secret camps had been found by hikers, so the parks had to be closed so the camps could be moved with no one there to see. It i
    s SO obvious!

  12. colnago80 says

    Re Dexeron @ #4

    Actually, Obama killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, planting evidence to frame O. J. Simpson.

  13. tfkreference says

    The Muslims in the parks are disguised as trees. The fact that none has been discovered shows how well this strategy works.

  14. pianoman, Heathen & Torontophile says

    @ #15 Bronze Dog

    You know, it’s fairly common knowledge that Clancy died. I would expect someone to say they didn’t know if they were somehow involved in the conspiracy to kill Clancy. Hmmm…it’s all coming around now.

    Confess!!!!!

  15. kantalope says

    So, Ted Cruz in on the need for the shutdown and therefore part of the conspiracy or Obama’s dupe?

  16. caseloweraz says

    Wiles: He bragged the day before his death that in the morning he was going to reveal shocking information that would stop the Obama campaign. Mr. Breitbart dropped dead walking home at night and his corpse was blood red.

    In fiction, the guy with the secret information that could cause him to be rubbed out always has a copy stashed with someone who will publish it in the event of his death. It sure is lucky for all the real evil conspirators that no one ever thinks of arranging that sort of backup.

    /sarc

  17. caseloweraz says

    Garrow: No, another poison all together. That’s why they didn’t post the bodies for five days. That’s why the guy who took the blood work and knew the poison that had been used on Breitbart, that’s why he was killed.

    Stupid conspirators! Using a traceable poison. They should have used chen yoi fung, which causes death indistinguishable from a heart attack. True story — I saw it in an episode of I Spy!

  18. gshelley says

    Well, we surely have to admire his bravery. He is saying stuff other people were killed to keep quiet, so surely must expect that he will be next.

  19. Dexeron says

    @Bronze Dog #15,

    Clancy wrote a bunch of political thrillers back in the 80s that I remember being pretty good at the time, though I haven’t gone back to re-read them, so who knows how well they’ve aged. ;)

    They’ve made at least four movies out of them, only one of which was particularly good (Red October), and it had Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin (who was surprisingly pretty good) in it.

  20. bushrat says

    This seems legit. As a Jet-setting Playboy, Billionaire, Super Spy, Ninja with a background in theoretical Physics and Criminology, I can totally sympathize with how it feels when people doubt my credentials as the International CEO of a top secret corporation of super heroes and secret agents. It hurts, it hurts something fierce.

  21. exdrone says

    Garrow is an agent for a spy organization that is so super secret that being a CIA agent is his cover.

  22. Pierce R. Butler says

    Chiroptera @ # 8: … do they really think that you can fit 50-100 million people in our national parks …

    Hell yeah – you can fit that many in one national park: the Everglades.

    You won’t get nearly as many back out again, but don’t let that trouble your beautiful mind.

    The same dynamics may apply in the opposite corner of the country, wherever it is they store the Kodiak bears.

  23. says

    I wonder if the “100 million Muslims being smuggled in” isn’t a mutation of the old “China can raise a 200 million man army, and that army will take part in the Battle of Armageddon” idea still popular amongst some fundies. Then again there have also been stories that the Chinese, or the UN, are hiding a huge army in Mexico, or Canada, just waiting for the Evil President du Jour to declare martial law. In any case it’s based on the ludicrous idea that evil foreigners can survive, with nothing but a few pounds of rice and a canteen of water, out in the wild for months at a time.

  24. captainkhan says

    If I was trying to get a foreign agent to infiltrate the US Government, I would pick the whitest, most caucasian-looking conservative I could who would constantly spew religious platitudes and tea party rhetoric. They would never suspect a thing.

  25. yoav says

    In his later books Clancy repeatedly cast the Saudies as the good guys with their crown prince being a good pal of fascist overlord Jack Ryan in his mission to kill evil Iranians. Maybe Obama had Clancy killed not because he was working with Breitbart but because he did his part to further the plan by making the Saudies look good so Obama can, once he unmask himself, get the support of god fearing americans who want to nuke Iran (looking at you Sheldon), and being the Machiavellian villain that he is Obama had him eliminated in order to tie up loose ends.

  26. dingojack says

    Garrow: Obama Killed Breitbart, Hastings, Clancy
    ♪♫ “And Uncle Tom Cobley and all,
    And Uncle Tom Cobley and all.”♪♫

    :) Dingo

  27. matty1 says

    In any case it’s based on the ludicrous idea that evil foreigners can survive, with nothing but a few pounds of rice and a canteen of water, out in the wild for months at a time.

    It is of course possible to survive in most wild places for several years if you know what you’re doing and survival training is something special forces around the world do. This is probably the least unlikely bit of the whole story.

    Hiding thousands of people without the Mexican or Canadian governments noticing, no convincing reason why they would do this, the total lack of any evidence. Those are the problems not an inability of humans to manage away from technology.

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