Meet Zeeda Andrews


The woman who helped organized that trucker protest in Washington, DC, which completely fizzled, is quite a piece of work even by wingnut standards. She’s a birther and a 9/11 truther and also apparently believes the government is pumping aluminum into the atmosphere to block the sun’s rays. But this Facebook posting is the icing on the cake:

The fact that these soldiers were set up to die in a no return operation is obvious they had knowledge that Obama didn’t want leaked. This is the Seals that killed Osama Bin Laden. I don’t believe this story. He is alive call me crazy but, Osama Bin Laden is our President Obama do your research. The CIA has been preparing for this since he was a boy. They have same height, bone structure, hands and ears both are left handed the Osama face was created by Hollywood. The fox is in the hen house.”

Yes, she thinks that President Obama actually IS Osama Bin Laden. And chemtrails. And all that HAARP nonsense. She also seems to think that a million bikers invaded Washington, DC a few weeks ago and that “several thousands trucks” were going to do the same on Thursday. It ended up being less than 50. Nice work!

Comments

  1. StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return! says

    He is alive call me crazy but, Osama Bin Laden is our President Obama ..

    Yep, I’d call you crazy alright!

  2. StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return! says

    Has she not noticed that Obama’s skin colour doesn’t match Bin laden’s? Seriously?

    She’s a birther and a 9/11 truther and also apparently believes the government is pumping aluminum into the atmosphere to block the sun’s rays.

    Because .. why? That’s a new one.

    Aluminium of all things? Couple of obvious flaws in the melting point of that and heaviness – how hot do we need to be to keep that in vapour form and how well does it float otherwise?

  3. Reginald Selkirk says

    how hot do we need to be to keep that in vapour form

    By George, you’ve cracked it! Global warming is a secret government plot to keep the aluminum in vapour form.

  4. StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return! says

    The fact that these soldiers were set up to die in a no return operation is obvious they had knowledge that Obama didn’t want leaked. This is the Seals that killed Osama Bin Laden.

    Earlier this year I recall seeing a doco on Aussie TV by one of the soldiers telling the story of the Zero-Dark Thirty operation and Bin Laden’s end. Based on a book that he’d written as well or so I understand.

    That soldier was alive and from what I recall so are a lot (not all but most?) of his SEAL team 6 comrades.

    So the set up to die obviously didn’t work and wasn’t planned out too well nor is at least one of the people involved reluctant to talk.

    Not that it really needs debunking just ..*Facepalm*

  5. says

    Has she not noticed that Obama’s skin colour doesn’t match Bin laden’s? Seriously?

    Yes, seriously. People like her really can’t tell “those people” apart from one another.

  6. arakasi says

    Don’t these people ever realize that if the government was as nefarious as they claim, then they would have been murdered long ago?

    Or wait a minute… maybe Obama is letting the real wackos survive so they will discredit the work of the completely sane people who… who… who…

    …who think that President Obama is actually Osama bin Laden.

    This theory doesn’t actually work, now does it.

  7. caseloweraz says

    Zeeda: They have same height…

    Height of President Obama: 6 feet 1 inch (Google, Wikipedia, CelebHeights)

    Height of Osama bin Laden: 6 feet 4 inches (Google) / 6’4″ to 6’6″ (Wikipedia, FBI)

    But what’s three to five inches? Just the length of one tiny Idolomantis.

  8. zero6ix says

    I imagine that she was doing a pee-pee dance while writing that post, as the sheer energy and enthusiasm contained within has to include hopping from one foot to the other while gritting her teeth.

    Please, let me keep this image. Because the thought that she calmly and collectedly sat down to pen this opus makes me want to burn the world down.

  9. raven says

    believes the government is pumping aluminum into the atmosphere to block the sun’s rays.

    How cute. Chemtrails!!!

    Even here she has it wrong. They are mind control chemicals designed to prevent people from seeing that Obama is really bin Laden and that al Qaeda is really commie-ism. And that hamburger is Soylent Green from the FEMA concentration camps.

    …call me crazy

    Why bother. I’m sure she has heard it many times before.

  10. Michael Heath says

    rumleech writes:

    That’s not a political or social stance. That’s a mental illness.

    An illness demonstrated by nearly U.S. conservatives, with very few exceptions. That’s because they’re nearly all infected with authoritarian thinking.

    The more interesting question isn’t which conservative went down the rabbit hole, but how deep is each one? This one’s definitely deep, but so is Larry Klayman who was one of the featured speakers this weekend at the WWII memorial. And Mitt Romney demonstrated the same type of thinking to make his campaign arguments and inflict pain on other Mormons under his charge when he had formal authority in the LDS in MA.

  11. justsomeguy says

    It’s easy to laugh at her, but consider this: have any of us *ever* seen Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden together? Even just in the same room? Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve noticed that one is always suspiciously absent when the other is around. Hmmmmmmm……..

  12. dingojack says

    Whoops wrong thread –

    And with Obamacare every mentally ill American will be able to afford their meds. (No wonder the PoG opposes it).
    @@
    Dingo

  13. grumpyoldfart says

    I’m thinking along the same lines as Larry at #14. You’d think her family would look after her better than that; take her to the doctor, and maybe get her moved into a home for the perpetually bewildered. She deserves at least that much.

  14. Jeremy Shaffer says

    StevoR at 2:

    Has she not noticed that Obama’s skin colour doesn’t match Bin laden’s? Seriously?

    Clearly you are not up to date on certain medical breakthrough from the mid-eighties. Making people look black is easy, as this documentary aptly shows:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091991/?ref_=sr_1

    I mean, if they can make C. Thomas Howell pass as a black man to get into Harvard on a scholarship I’m sure making Osama bin Laden look like Barack Obama. Once you factor in Obama’s time machine it’s beyond easy.

  15. jnorris says

    Follow up to Jeremy: StevoR, two words, Michael Jackson.

    And to grumpyoldfart: There is a home for the wretched devils, its called the House of Representatives and its full-up right now. Vacancies are expected to open in November 2014..

  16. exdrone says

    In The Twilight Zone version of this story, the final scene has Obama seated in the Situation Room surrounded by Biden, Clinton, Gates, Mullen, and other generals and high-level staff. They are gazing intently at the the live-stream of the Abbottabad raid on the big screen. Suddenly, Seal Team 6 bursts into the master bedroom. The helmet-mounted low-light camera catches the shadow of a tall man cowering in the corner. The camera focuses on the face. The two Obamas stare at each other over the video link. “Don’t shoot!” yells the cowering figure, “I’m your Commander in Chief.” All heads turn in disbelief to the laughing Obama in their room. “Good-bye, Mr. President,” he sneers. A shot is fired. Fade to black.

  17. dan4 says

    I wonder if the event fizzled specifically BECAUSE a lot of truckers who had initially planned on participating found out how crazy she is.

  18. Bicarbonate says

    @dan4 23

    I wonder if “a lot of truckers who had initially planned on participating” were generated by astroturf. And I really wish there were some institute replete with hackers who could trace all the “likes” and comments all over the internet so that we would know where they are in fact coming from and, when not astro turf, the demographics of the real comment spewers (age, race, sex, location). I am certain there is a lot to learn here.

    What do the rest of you think about this?????

  19. says

    “Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve noticed that one is always suspiciously absent when the other is around. Hmmmmmmm…”

    Great new t-shirt for the CT’s who are running the Teaparty and the GOP:

    “Osama Bin Laden; “suspiciously absent” since 5/02/11″.

    @24:

    “What do the rest of you think about this?????”.

    We think it’s safe to ignore Dan4.

  20. harry says

    Whoops wrong thread –

    And with Obamacare every mentally ill American will be able to afford their meds. (No wonder the PoG opposes it).
    @@
    Dingo

    No. It fits this thread.

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