Beck Tells Gohmert: God Wants You to Run

Glenn Beck is putting on a full court press to get Rep. Louis Gohmert to run against Sen. John Cornyn in next year’s Republican primary, interviewing him and telling him that God himself told him that Gohmert would not need to worry about raising money for the campaign. Cuz he prayed and stuff. He says he hopes that God tells him to run, just as God told Beck that he wants him to run. So if he doesn’t, does that mean God told them two different things? Or that one or both of them isn’t really talking to God at all? Or, here’s an idea, are they just talking to themselves?


  1. anubisprime says

    Just what is required in public office…buffoons listening to imaginary voices in their heads and subsequently boasting that they are acting on their wishes…which are really their own wishes but which they pretend are the wishes of the voices in their head!

    Confused?…you will be!

  2. MikeMa says

    With a minority of Gohmert-ish morons in office, the government is shut down. Beck wants more of the idiots in power? Of course he does. Hid god screws up again.

  3. Al Dente says

    Michele Bachmann ran in the 2007 Republican presidential primaries because God told her to run. God must have wanted her to be investigated by the Federal Elections Commission.

  4. says

    It would be great if Gohmert ran for the US Senate from Texas. What a powerhouse he would be as part of the super-patriot caucus — right along with Senators Akin, Angle, Berg, Mourdock, and O’Donnell!

  5. raven says

    God told Bachmann, Perry, and Cain to run for GOP presidential candidate in the primaries. All three lost and a nonxian Reptilian was selected.

    Their god isn’t very powerful and not good at forecasting the future.

    About what you would expect for myriads of socketpuppet gods, created by humans, that only exist in their heads to tell them what they want to hear.

  6. says

    raven, the problem isn’t that God is so-called “imaginary”. The problem is that He loves True Patriotic Republicans™ so much He wants all of them to be president. And if MSM hadn’t poisoned the GOP primaries by covering them, all of God’s Favored Candidates could be. (‘Hail to the Chiefs’ starts playing in the backround)

  7. dan4 says

    If God wants Louis Gohmert to be a U.S. Senator, then that says a lot about God, none of it good.

  8. shay says

    “I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.” ~ Susan B. Anthony

  9. pianoman, Heathen & Torontophile says

    He wants gohmert to run for president?

    this is part of the “mysterious ways” thing that christians talk about.

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