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Oct 05 2013

Glenn Beck: Martyr For You

Glenn Beck has been showing video of his daily staff meetings and they are hilarious exercises in self-aggrandizement. Here’s one where he declares himself a brave hero for giving the people hope in the face of his inevitable arrest or even murder by….well, he doesn’t say by whom. Them, I’m sure, the ever present Them. I wonder how many of his employees are secretly rolling their eyes while hearing these narcissistic declarations.

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  1. 1
    tuibguy

    Without his daily updates on his “revolution,” I wouldn’t even know there was one going on.

  2. 2
    Trebuchet

    He should check in with Ted Nugent and see what it’s like being dead and in prison.

  3. 3
    Al Dente

    Glenn Beck: Brave Hero. When I grow up I want to be Glenn Beck! Either that or clean septic tanks. I haven’t decided yet.

  4. 4
    Jeremy Shaffer

    Al Dente at 3- So you can’t decide if you want to fill them or clean them? That definitely is a dilemma.

  5. 5
    raven

    Glenn Beck: I Might Be Going Blind – Huffington Post
    www. huffingtonpost .com/…/glenn-beck-i-might-be-goi_n_651235.html‎

    Jul 19, 2010 – Glenn Beck said he has learned he could go blind within a year. Speaking before … Glenn Beck says he could go blind in a year – Yahoo! News.

    Beck does have an impressive track record for being wrong.

    He was going blind within a year. In 2010. Here it is, almost 2014 and it hasn’t happened yet.

    IIRC, he was suffering or cliaming to suffer from a condition that doesn’t cause blindness in people his age. But why let facts get in the way?

  6. 6
    uzza

    @5
    To be fair, he’s blind to a lot of things ….

  7. 7
    Bronze Dog
    Beck does have an impressive track record for being wrong.

    He was going blind within a year. In 2010. Here it is, almost 2014 and it hasn’t happened yet.

    IIRC, he was suffering or cliaming to suffer from a condition that doesn’t cause blindness in people his age. But why let facts get in the way?

    To be fair, he’s blind to a lot of things ….

    But I think that happened long before 2010.

  8. 8
    Pierce R. Butler

    Beck still lives only because the hit squads, after hearing a broadcast report of his plans, have all camped out across the street from Louie Gohmert’s yard.

  9. 9
    tacitus

    Alex Jones also offers up his life for the cause on a daily basis. Good job for him and Beck that nobody cares enough to take them up on the offer.

  10. 10
    Jadehawk

    reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnDNKtun6v4&t=56&noredirect=1

  11. 11
    dingojack

    Jadehawk – Oh noes!!! Glenn Bek has barricaded the bathrooms!!!! AND I’VE REALLY GOTTA PEE!!
    :D Dingo

  12. 12
    Francisco Bacopa

    if Gen Beck wre really a threat he would get a serious talking to from Ned Beatty, just like Howard Beale did in Network.

    More evidence that Occupy was the real thing: The FBI had a kill list of Occupy members in multiple cities. It included a few people from Occupy Houston that I know.

    No one in authority will want to kill you if you mostly support the .01%.

  13. 13
    Nick Gotts

    The FBI had a kill list of Occupy members in multiple cities.

    What evidence is there for this? I’m not saying it’s untrue, mind you.

  14. 14
    B D

    Beck uses patriotism and religion to advance his career and it shows. He’s been accused of being a messianic fear monger by a lot of people who have seen through his act. This video sums him up pretty well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8-cduo2Wgk

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