Larry Klayman’s Farcical Revolution


Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver or Orly Taitz, is mad as hell and he’s not gonna take it anymore. And he wants you to join him in occupying Washington, DC to remove Obama from office, after one of his little dress-up parties “convicts” Obama of a mythical “crime.”

From Florida, to Alabama, to Georgia, to California, lower court judges have fudged the law to squirm out of having to actually rule on not only his “phony” birth certificate but also his lack of having two American-born citizen parents as required by our Constitution. While many of these lower court rulings are on appeal, do not hold your breath that the higher courts will have the courage to do what needs to be done. That is the reason for Freedom Watch’s citizens’ grand juries, which are indicting and trying political felons like Obama as we speak. In this regard, a conviction is near in the case of the Obama for eligibility fraud.

Once convicted, We the People will have the right to enforce this conviction and demand that Obama surrender himself to the people’s system of justice for incarceration. Will he do so voluntarily? Obviously not! His arrogance and disrespect for American law – just look at how his attorney general has flouted it – and his apparent allegiance to Shariah law make this more than unlikely, to put it mildly.

I therefore call upon all American patriots, once we obtain this conviction, which we will shortly, to converge on Washington. Millions should stand in front of the White House and other national treasures and demand that Barack Hussein Obama leave. If the Egyptians can do this with regard to another radical Muslim, former president Mohamed Morsi of the Muslim Brotherhood, then can’t we Americans do it with Obama?

And, when we do converge on and “Occupy Washington” in the millions on a date to be announced for the week before Thanksgiving, the people may think about chanting: “Mr. President (to use the term loosely), put the Quran down, get up off your knees and come out with your hands up!”

The power of the people will then be heard without firing one proverbial shot. This fraudster, who stole the presidency and has done so much harm, will finally know that his time has come to leave his perverted, Islamic concept of Mecca, our nation’s hallowed capital.

Okay, Larry. You first. And let us know how that all turns out for you. Seriously, he’s like that homeless guy who walks down the sidewalk ranting to no one about dark conspiracies, only he found a website — actually, several of them — to give him a forum to do his ranting. And I find it endlessly amusing.

Comments

  1. says

    Do he actually have a terrible legal argument about how the Constitution requires natural-born citizens to have two American parents, or is he just hoping that no one will read the thing?

  2. alanb says

    If “Occupy Washington” actually happens we should have a contest to see who correctly predicts how many dozens of people show up.

  3. Brain Hertz says

    You know, if he really does stand outside the White House and shout “come out with your hands up” it isn’t going to end well…

  4. whheydt says

    A week before Thanksgiving? That’s mid November this year as Thanksgiving falls on Nov. 28. I trust he knows to prepare for pretty lousy weather. Maybe he’ll get REALLY lucky and be out demonstrating in a hurricane…

  5. MikeMa says

    Still with the kangaroo courts? Really? How many boxtops did Larry mail in for hid diploma?
    Not enough clearly.

  6. freehand says

    Larry, I know we told you that you could play lawyer, but go in the other room, Sweetie, the grownups are trying to talk.

  7. says

    Sooner or later one of Klayman’s fans will do something stupid, like shoot at some cops, citing some of Klayman’s nonsense. He’ll backpedal so fast you’ll hear a sonic boom.

  8. colnago80 says

    MakeMa @ #6

    Klayman has an undergraduate degree from Duke, Un. and a law degree from Emory Un. Both are reputable schools.

  9. Chiroptera says

    So which law in the US Code exactly did Obama break and what are the penalties that the law provides? Or is that all part of the “made-up”?

  10. dmcclean says

    We need better clowns. Maybe someone who can at least generate syntactically correct gibberish.

    He seriously wrote this? “In this regard, a conviction is near in the case of the Obama for eligibility fraud.”

    I hope Klayman is having fun hanging out in some guys barn and pretending he is helping The Hardy Boys with The Case of the Obama for Eligibility Fraud.

  11. loren says

    “Do he actually have a terrible legal argument about how the Constitution requires natural-born citizens to have two American parents, or is he just hoping that no one will read the thing?”

    The former. Over the last five years, Birthers have developed an elaborate pseudolegal argument that the Founders *intended* to require that the President have two citizen parents. Many of them now claim that when they were schoolchildren, this was one of the Presidential qualifications they were taught.

    Strangely enough, none of them have ever been able to produce a textbook, or even so much as a homework assignment, that backs up this supposed ‘memory’.

  12. colnago80 says

    Re loren @ #12

    The current interpretation of the 14th Amendment by the SCOTUS is that anyone born in the US automatically becomes a citizen, regardless of the citizenship of the parents. Some birthers have tried to claim that there are really 3 classes of citizens: natural born citizens, birthright citizens, and naturalized citizens, and that the latter 2 classes are not eligible to be president. There is not a jot or a tittle of evidence to support this position; based on a SCOTUS decision in the 1890s, there is no distinction between the first 2 categories.

  13. says

    …the people may think about chanting: “Mr. President (to use the term loosely), put the Quran down, get up off your knees and come out with your hands up!”

    That is quite a catchy chant.

  14. says

    That is the reason for Freedom Watch’s citizens’ grand juries, which are indicting and trying political felons like Obama as we speak. In this regard, a conviction is near in the case of the Obama for eligibility fraud.

    Well, at least it was a fair trial!

  15. caseloweraz says

    Klayman: Once convicted, We the People will have the right to enforce this conviction and demand that Obama surrender himself go directly to jail, without passing “Go” or collecting $200.

    Fixed your dangling participle for you.

  16. says

    Some birthers have tried to claim that there are really 3 classes of citizens: natural born citizens, birthright citizens, and naturalized citizens, and that the latter 2 classes are not eligible to be president. There is not a jot or a tittle of evidence to support this position…

    Not to mention that this whole idea of “classes of citizenship” flatly contradicts our most basic principles of equal rights under law — but then again, we all knew from day one that those racist asshats never accepted the idea of equal rights in the first place.

  17. MikeMa says

    @colnago80,
    I believe I recall that Klayman attended a reputable law school. The idea that he actually paid attention is difficult based on his legal arguments. If I was a representative of Emory Law, I’d want to distance my school from the droppings of some of its least capable graduates like Klayman.

    Clearly the name of the school imparts little to guarantee the graduate will perform. Every school has a bell curve. Shrub graduated from Yale.

  18. loren says

    “Clearly the name of the school imparts little to guarantee the graduate will perform. Every school has a bell curve. ”

    Jerome Corsi got his PhD from Harvard.

  19. MikeMa says

    Any educational institution will have aberrations like those noted above. Even Liberty U probably graduates a few folks not inherently morons.

  20. says

    Okay it’s the day after, and as pretty much everyone predicted, this just adds to the ever growing list of Klaymans humiliating failures…about 100 people showed up, and about half of those were the “featured speakers” and the people holding up their “REPENT THE END IS NEAR signs, that always seem to be around for these types of things, they wandered down and waved a confederate flag in front of the white house currently occupied by the first black man elected president, the end.

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