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Sep 14 2013

Fischer: Obama has Criminalized Christianity in Military

Bryan Fischer got his outrage machine cranked up to 11 on his radio show recently, claiming that now that gay people aren’t thrown out of the military for being gay, Obama “has made it a criminal offense to be a sincerely devoted follower of Jesus Christ” and is engaging in “ethnic cleansing” of Christians. Well as long as you’re being rational about this, Bryan.

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  1. 1
    busterggi

    So how many military personell have been courtmartialed & shot for being Christians?

  2. 2
    Chiroptera

    I’m assuming he’s talking about Talivangelicals being thrown out or court-martialed for bullying gay personnel.

    But maybe his grasp on reality really is that tenuous, who knows?

  3. 3
    Al Dente

    Christians like Fischer simultaneously claim the US is a strongly Christian nation and Christians are ruthlessly persecuted. I wish they’d decide which story they believe and stick to it.

  4. 4
    bobcarroll

    Al, don’t forget the part where they also claim that we used to have most-favored-nation status with what’s-his-name, and if we don’t repent our evil ways real soon, we are going to be in the deep stuff. It all ties together, supposedly.

  5. 5
    colnago80

    I didn’t listen to Fischer’s rant but did he call for the impeachment of Ginsburg. That would seem the least he could do.

  6. 6
    Michael Brew

    News to me. I just attended a (mandatory) highly Christian memorial service for a chief in our BN led amusingly by a Muslim chaplain. Didn’t see any MPs busting down the chapel doors.

  7. 7
    Acolyte of Sagan

    Al Dente
    September 14, 2013 at 9:54 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment

    Christians like Fischer simultaneously claim the US is a strongly Christian nation and Christians are ruthlessly persecuted. I wish they’d decide which story they believe and stick to it.

    They believe both. It’s a Christian nation that was duped into electing the Anti-Christ Muslim-in-Chief.
    I wonder how much of this has to do with Obama’s skin colour? Would Fischer’s head actually explode if it was pointed out to him that Christ, had he actually existed, would have been a good few shades darker than Obama on any paint chart, rather than being the blond-haired, blue-eyed, all-AryanAmerican boy that they have in mind?

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    blf

    So how many military personell have been courtmartialed & shot for being Christians?

    Court-martialed: It’s cheaper and quicker and less bothersome to ship them to a FEMA death camp.

    Shot: Traditionally, lions are used. Unfortunately, there are not enough lions, which is why they need to keep building new camps. Which is actually a bit convenient, as lots of camps will be needed to hold the civiliansslaves when the moolsin army of mexico invades.

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    theguy

    It’s somewhat ironic that this bastard Fishsticks is complaining, because he’s advocated kicking Muslims out of the military (and out of the country).

    So why complain when the shoe is (not in reality) on the other foot? Because fundies have no sense of irony nor any sense of, well, sense.

  10. 10
    Area Man

    Christianity is an ethnicity now? You mean, I can’t wash it off?

  11. 11
    jnorris

    Unemployment is lower because the government has to build more FEMA camps to hold all the Christian military chaplains. Not that I’m giving away any secrets or anything.

  12. 12
    John Pieret

    Here’s the “story” of the “lesbian commander”:

    http://www.religiondispatches.org/dispatches/guest_bloggers/7298/christian_bashing_air_force_officer_story_is_just_that/

    Needless to say, it ain’t what Fischer “thinks.”

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    howardhershey

    Hasn’t he noticed, by how few soldiers are being punished, that there must be a whole lot fewer “…sincerely devoted follower[s] of Jesus Christ” in the military than he would like to believe.

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