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Corsi Knows Who Killed Kennedy

Jerome Corsi, the man who brought you “Obama was secretly gay married to his roommate, as proven by his wedding ring that is a secret sign to Muslims,” has another explosive new book out that tells you who really killed John F. Kennedy. And of course, the Worldnetdaily is selling it.

From day one, the truth behind JFK’s assassination has been mired in controversy and dispute. The Warren Commission, established just seven days after Kennedy’s death, delved into the who, what, when and where of the tragedy, and over the course of the following year compiled an 889-page report that arrived at the widely contested conclusion: Lee Harvey Oswald was the sole assassin.

In “Who Really Killed Kennedy?” No. 1 New York Times bestselling author Jerome R. Corsi, Ph.D., provides readers with the ultimate JFK assassination theory book. One-by-one, each chapter examines the strongest arguments regarding the killing of JFK, including theories surrounding the mob, the CIA, Cuban radicals, LBJ, right-wing extremists and more.

By book’s end, “Who Really Killed Kennedy?” will provide convincing analysis that existing evidence rules out the possibility that JFK was killed by a lone assassin. Fifty years after this epic American tragedy, there’s still a gunman on the loose.

And that gunman is…Barack Obama! Sure, he was only two years old at the time, but that was before George Soros invented the time machine that was used to go back in time and plant those fake birth announcements in the Hawaiian newspapers.

Comments

  1. Nick Gotts says

    I have this really explosive theory about who killed Kennedy! I reckon it was Lee Harvey Oswald, and what’s more he was acting alone!!!!eleventy!!

  2. John Pieret says

    And that gunman is…Barack Obama!

    I’m guessing the real shooter was Obama’s real father, Frank Marshall Davis, who took little Obama along with him to the assassination, which explains why Obama hates America, turned Muslim and is about to use the IRS kill all conservatives with Obamacare, (How does it explain it? Details, details!)

  3. Trebuchet says

    And that gunman is…Barack Obama! Sure, he was only two years old at the time, but that was before George Soros invented the time machine that was used to go back in time and plant those fake birth announcements in the Hawaiian newspapers.

    You’ve clearly read my mind, using your eevil atheist powers to do it and Obama’s time machine to go back and edit your post before I even saw it!

  4. says

    I used to know an old cold war CIA intelligence officer; a guy who really did the trenchcoats at checkpoint charlie and tunnels under the Berlin wall kind of thing. He was recruited from the Green Berets when he was in Vietnam doing bad things to people. He always used to say he thought it’d be funny to do a deathbed confession that he’d killed JFK – he completely fit the profile.

  5. pianoman, Heathen & Torontophile says

    If you watch the Zapruder film, you will see, not far from the grassy knoll, a mixed race toddler of about 2 years of age, rather Kenyan looking, holding in one hand some sort of weapon and in the other hand a piece of paper with “Hawai’i” written on it.

    If you don’t believe that, you’re part of the cover-up. Thank you.

  6. says

    Why is Corsi so adamant that somebody else killed JFK, to the point that he’s writing books to keep suspicion off of himself? The People deserve to know the truth.*

    * This message brought to you by Swiftboat Veterans for Truth and also Irony if there’s Time.

  7. exdrone says

    If Roswell has taught us anything, it’s that once you have created so many wingnut claims that it’s hard to keep track of all the details, the next stage of conspiracy thinking is to integrate all of them into a grand unifying theory. Surely after he has examined the usual suspects, his answer to “Who assassinated JFK?” will be “all of them.”

  8. dingojack says

    The Higgs Boson killed Kennedy.
    You heard here first!
    Dingo
    ——–
    “They seek him here -
    They seek him there -
    They seek that demed Higgs everywhere!
    Is he in heaven
    Or is he is hell?
    where oh where is that Pimpernel?”

  9. says

    Surely after he has examined the usual suspects, his answer to “Who assassinated JFK?” will be “all of them.”

    Suddenly, I’m reminded of The Onion’s take on it in “Our Dumb Century”: JFK assassinated by CIA, FBI, KGB, the Mafia, the Freemasons, (etc, etc), Shot 263 times from 57 different angles.

  10. cry4turtles says

    If I confess to killing JFK, will I get a NYT bestseller? I’m not as good of a writer as Ed, but I have been known to write a book or two, exactly two.

  11. Ben P says

    He always used to say he thought it’d be funny to do a deathbed confession that he’d killed JFK – he completely fit the profile.

    If, and this is a big IF, there was another gunman out there, I’d surmise that Levon Helm’s character from “Shooter” is probably accurate.

    The protagonist, Bobby Lee Swagger, (Mark Wahlberg), is on the run after people attempted to frame him for the assassination of an African Bishop and/or the president. They go and meet a grizzled old gunsmith (Levon Helm) who used to work for the CIA.

    Mr. Rate: That’s how a conspiracy works. Them boys on the Grassy Knoll they were dead within three hours, buried in the damned desert, unmarked graves out past Terlingua.

    Nick Memphis: You know this for a fact?

    Mr. Rate: Still got the shovel…

  12. says

    By book’s end, “Who Really Killed Kennedy?” will provide convincing analysis that existing evidence rules out the possibility that JFK was killed by a lone assassin.

    I notice this blurb doesn’t actually promise to tell us who did it. You’d think an advertizement for this book would offer us a more explosive-sounding teaser than “there’s still a gunman on the loose.” I mean, this is America — there’s SHITLOADS of gunmen on the loose! What’s so astounding about one more (who’s probably at or past retirement age anyway)?

  13. says

    The only JFK conspiracy theory I find even remotely credible is the one where the Mafia did it. Only the Mafia had the motive and organizational ability to pull it off and keep it covered up for so long. (And no, the military and the CIA are NOT better equipped than the Mafia for this sort of thing.) But if Corsi believes this too, I’m sure he’ll give it his own special treatment and make it sound just as ridiculous as every other conspiracy theory I’ve heard in my life, and possibly even more so.

  14. Skip White says

    Well of course it was Obama. It was a drive-by shooting, out the window of his magic time machine on his way back in time to become his own father (why else would he and his father have the SAME NAME?), thereby granting him superhuman mind control powers.

  15. blf says

    President Kennedy was not assassinated. The shooting and injuries were all faked (by the ACLU and FEMA) so he could run off to Kenya and help raise his eventual successor.

  16. caseloweraz says

    The quoted text states that the book shows JFK was not killed by a lone assassin,. From the last paragraph, Lee Harvey Oswald must have had a partner since “there’s still a gunman on the loose.” One gunman.

    Perhaps this is the same guy described as “John Doe Number 2″ in the Oklahoma City bombing. Elusive devil, isn’t he?

  17. says

    How much interest is there in the assassination these days? From my own admittedly unscientific observations it seems like there’s a lot less media attention paid to it than there was say 10 years ago. I would imagine a lot of the younger conspiracy theory crowd that might have picked up the JFK bug have been siphoned off by the 911 conspiracy mongers. Stuff that happened in 1963 probably seems little different than stuff that happened in 1863 to a lot of them, while they have actual memories of the September 11th attacks.

  18. sbuh says

    I recently picked up Steven Novella’s lectures on critical thinking at Audible and the explanation he gave for why the JFK assassination inspires to much conspiracy theorizing is simply a vast gulf between the significance of the act and its consequences. It’s a cognitive bias in most people that we have trouble wrapping our heads around small acts having big consequences. We want the two to be proportional. So for consequences as significant and far-reaching as the death of the President, people desire an equally significant cause.

  19. says

    I was a freshman in high school when JFK was shot. I was in my biology class and an ROTC guy burst into the room and yelled, “The Governor of Texas just shot Kennedy.” He was killed a few years later. I smell a rat. Oh, it’s not a rat it’s my cat. Sorry. But think about it.

  20. says

    No, it was Bill Clinton. Everyone remembers the famous pic of a young Mr. Clinton shaking President Kennedy’s hand. But did you know that the picture was taken before Kennedy was assassinated!??!?!?!

    We’re through the looking glass here, people.

  21. bahrfeldt says

    Does he give a motivation for Soros and Obama wasting the time machine to knock off JFK? One would think that a younger, unprotected Scalia or Clarence Thomas would be an easier and more desirable target.

  22. says

    “Why is Corsi so adamant that somebody else killed JFK, to the point that he’s writing books to keep suspicion off of himself? The People deserve to know the truth.*’

    Good guess, Modusoperandi, but wrong.

    Glennie Bek killed JFK..

    Bek was a CIA assassin BEFORE he got involved with kidnapping, raping, killing and eating all of those young orphans back in the 90′s.

  23. dingojack says

    My guess -

    Voyager I.

    Why else would it be fleeing the scene at 16,000 Km per second?
    Answer me that, conspiracy theorists !!!

    Dingo

  24. says

    See what actually happened is that JFK is a shapeshifting reptile from Sirius who was tasked to be a double for the real JFK who was actually Obama wearing a facemask and skinpaint, who traveled back in time through the HAARP Time Machine to serve as President during that time period. The Real JFK was Obama, and his double was the shapeshifting reptile from Sirius, codenamed PZ Ophelia, aka Myers Benson Burner, which Reptile went onto actually fake the Moon Landing after taking a bullet during JFK’s assassination and then reshapeshifting into a Coca Cola drinking, Cheetos Poppin Secret Service agent for three seconds of footage. Footage that was ominously and deliberately cut, so we could not see the Real Truth of PZ Ophelia poppin Cheetos up into the air and into their mouth, from the back of the convertible while drinking Coca Cola. The shapeshifting Sirius entity named PZ Ophelia later went onto edit 9/11 videotapes to make it look like the planes crashed into the side of the pentagon, when in reality what actually happened was the Soviets, who came back through the time machine, zapped the twin towers with a giant laser aimed at a monster mirror they surreptitiously placed on the dark side of the moon 40 years earlier…Alsom the PZ Ophelia is the secret hidden occult blackhand behind the Google project to put CHIPS IN OUR HEAD OMFG I MUST PULL MY TEETH OUT RIGHT NOW BEFORE THE SOVIETS LISTEN TO MY THOUGHTS BY AIMING LASERS AT MY TEETH, THE TEEEEEEETHH!!!!

    Sorry where was I? Yes!! Word Salad for 900 Alex!
    But yes, secretly the PZ Ophelia agent has done many dastardly deeds throughout history, faking them in order to hide what really happened (TM)

  25. colnago80 says

    Re sbsh @ #31

    One of the things that Novella fails to comment on is the fact that many of the issues surrounding the assassination were poorly investigated.

    1. The Warren commission accepted the one bullet hypothesis proposed by the commission investigator from Philadelphia, a then deputy prosecutor Arlen Spector. This hypothesis has been the source of much of the controversy surrounding the assassination as a number of commentators have found it less then convincing.

    2. The autopsy on Kennedy was performed by three pathologists who were unqualified in the field of forensic pathology; two of the three individuals had never performed an autopsy on someone killed by gunshots while the third had performed only 5 such autopsies. None of them were board certified as forensic pathologists. The incompetence of their examination has been pointed out by a number of board certified forensic pathologists, including Milton Helpern, Cyril Wecht, and Michael Baden.

    The general incompetence of important aspects of the investigation, two of which are cited above, has opened the door to endless speculation by conspiracy theorists like Mark Lane, and Harold Weisberg. The attempted lynching of Clay Shaw by New Orleans DA Jim Garrison was one of the more outre conspiracy theories.

  26. dogmeat says

    Actually it was Elvis, it’s why he had to go into hiding in the 70s, they were getting too close. Jimmy Hoffa organized the relocation efforts, Elvis couldn’t stay out of the limelight, which is why he kept popping up all over the place. Hoffa finally found him a gig in Las Vegas doing weddings as an impersonator.

  27. says

    Actually it was Elvis, it’s why he had to go into hiding in the 70s, they were getting too close. Jimmy Hoffa organized the relocation efforts, Elvis couldn’t stay out of the limelight, which is why he kept popping up all over the place. Hoffa finally found him a gig in Las Vegas doing weddings as an impersonator.

    I’m not so sure about the Elvis theory, because what I’ve heard was that he was actually given plastic surgery as he became more and more mentally senile (poor thing) so that the Illuminati (dun dun duuuuuuuunnnn /creepy music) could turn him into Mitt Romney, which they did actually, through which Bain Capital financed the 9/11 attacks with space lasers reflected off of a mirror on the dark side of the moon.

    The rest I’m not entirely sure of though :+)

  28. sbuh says

    @37:

    Novella wasn’t really trying to completely dismantle all the JFK conspiracies or attack it from every angle. He merely offered JFK as an example of this phenomenon, among others.

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