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Sep 07 2013

Son of Anti-Sharia Fraud Endorses Sharia for Gays

Walid Shoebat is the most prominent of the fake “ex-terrorists” now earning big coin terrifying the rubes on the far right with tales of the impending Sharia law takeover of America. How ironic, then, that his son Theodore — and his father too, I’m sure — wants America to “outlaw the sodomite” just like the Muslim reactionaries want.

What is the homosexual agenda about? It is about conquest, and the persecution of Christians. Just by perusing today’s news, it is easily found that this reality continues to expose itself as the sodomites proceed to advance their despotic ideology…

They keep telling us about their fear of having a “Christian nation,” when in reality they are striving to establish a sodomite despotism, why they are gradually making more an more powerful and conspicuous.

If they succeed, we will live under an outright Homosexual inquisition, and if they really had their way, they would build a homosexual empire. How do I know that this is true? Very simple, look into history and we will find the ultimate results of homosexuality…

Outlaw the sodomite before he outlaws you.

Gosh, Theodore, you sound remarkably like those Muslim barbarians you claim to oppose so strongly. What a surprise.

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  1. 1
    Loqi

    If they succeed, we will live under an outright Homosexual inquisition

    The Comfy Chair will match the rest of the furniture, and the torture chamber will be tastefully appointed. I can see why he’s so frightened of this eventuality.

  2. 2
    Baktru

    Sodomites? Those are inhabitants of Sodomia right?

  3. 3
    some bastard on the internet

    I, for one, welcome our fabulous overlords.

  4. 4
    Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    @Batru, #2

    Sodoma.

    Sodoma, New Mexico, IIRC.

  5. 5
    Baktru

    I actually read that artic.. Euh that long page of hogwash and the comments. It appears sodomites are simply inhabitants of Canada. Now I am utterly confused. It’s like there’s this whole reality I never knew about! Oh it exists only in Shoebat’s mind? Ah yes makes sense.

  6. 6
    Nemo

    I search history in vain for examples of previous homosexual empires.

  7. 7
    matty1

    Very simple, look into history and we will find the ultimate results homosexuality. Outlaw the sodomite before he outlaws you.

    Yes of course, all those historic empires that outlawed hetrosexual sex, how could we forget?

  8. 8
    dalehusband

    With a name like “Walid Shoebat”, he has to be fake. You’d think those phonies would try a bit harder to look credible, but I guess it is true that right-wing bigots really are dumber than the rest of us!

  9. 9
    Modusoperandi

    Anybody see Homosexual Boardwalk Empire? It’s pretty fabulous.

  10. 10
    John Pieret

    Gosh, Theodore, you sound remarkably like those Muslim barbarians you claim to oppose so strongly.

    Where’s Andrea Shea King’s decoder ring when we really need it?

  11. 11
    Bronze Dog

    Sodomites? Those are inhabitants of Sodomia right?

    No, didn’t you get the memo? They were the guys who hid WMDs for the sake of an Iraqi dictator in order to embarrass America when we couldn’t find them. I hear we’ve picked up a new lead on where they put them.

    [/snark]

  12. 12
    DonDueed

    Crip Dyke, I believe Sodoma is in Arizoma.

  13. 13
    Synfandel

    He’s right, you know. If we legally recognize LGBT marriages, every single one of us will be sodomized by the Gay Empire. (Every single one of us means, of course, men, because women don’t matter. And we’re not really concerned about lesbians, ‘cuz hey, that’s kinda hot. You know. *wink wink*. But male gayness is totally icky and scares us. So, if we just don’t recognize their marriages, they won’t be gay. Obviously. ‘Cuz God and stuff.)

    QED

  14. 14
    marcus

    Look, I’m really not opposed to the Homosexual Hegemony. I just want assurances that they will kind to those of us with prostate issues.

  15. 15
    =8)-DX

    No one expects the homosexual inquisition!

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