Matt Barber has a column that warms my little black heart to read. He knows that he and his fellow bigots are losing the fight over marriage equality, so he stamps his feet and puffs out his chest and screams “You will never vanquish us!” I half expected him to yell “I am Spartacus!”
Brad, Rachel, Laurel and the rest of you left-wing bullies need to get this straight (so to speak): The godless left has been trying to “rehabilitate” Christians for over 2,000 years. We haven’t caved yet. What makes you think we will now? Those of us who wish to remain obedient to God will not—indeed, cannot—accommodate you and play along with your sin-centric “gay marriage” delusion.
Ain’t gonna happen.
Look, you have every right to dress up in two wedding gowns or two tuxedos, get pretend “married” and play house to your hearts’ content. You do not have the right, however, to force others to abandon their sincerely held religious beliefs, thousands of years of history and the immutable reality of human biology to engage your little fantasy. No amount of hand-wringing, gnashing of teeth, suing Christians or filing charges against those of us who live in marriage reality will make us recognize your silly so-called “marriage equality.”
*snicker* Matt, Matt, Matt…what makes you think we give a damn whether you recognize those marriages as valid? We only care that the government recognize them and treat them equally. You can stick your fingers in the air and scream “Is not, is not, is not” at the top of your lungs as much as you want and no one will care in the slightest. And frankly, that’s the only thing you’re going to be able to do. You lost. It’s all over but the shouting. And the shouting coming from you is both highly amusing and highly gratifying. I bathe in your tears.