Meet Obama’s REAL Mother


We’ve long heard the bizarre conspiracy from the likes of Joel Gilbert and the Worldnutdaily that President Obama’s real father is Frank Marshall Davis, but here’s a whole different bit of lunacy. Martha Trowbridge says that his real mother is a fugitive from justice — and his real father is Malcolm X.

On the lam since 1985, F.B.I. Most Wanted Fugitive Domestic Terrorist “Elizabeth Ann Duke“ is the living, biological mother of United States President “Barack Hussein Obama II“. “Elizabeth Duke” is one of her multiple known identities.

In early October 2012, Private Investigator Neil Sankey identified F.B.I. Most Wanted Fugitive Domestic Terrorist “Elizabeth Duke” as likely the same person as the woman identified at Terrible Truth as Jo Ann Newman the actual – and living – mother of the man who fraudulently presents as “Barack Hussein Obama II”…

Terrible Truth Investigative Report II reflects ten months of dedicated research into Ms. Duke and her interconnections with Jo Ann Newman and “Stanley Ann Dunham”, the synthetic mother presented by “Obama” to occlude his mother’s actual identity, political posturing, and criminal history…

Also known in the late 1950′s through at least the mid-1960′s as Jo Ann Newman of New York City, “Obama’s” mother was the white “Teenage Lover” of civil rights leader Malcolm X. “BHO II” is their son.

Seriously, there just is no limit to how crazy this stuff gets. None. David Icke would be embarrassed to say things this dumb.

Comments

  1. imrryr says

    “I” don’t think “I’ve” seen so many “scare quotes” in all “my” “life”.

  2. sigurd jorsalfar says

    Wait a minute. I think this means Barack Obama and Homer Simpson are half brothers!

  3. daved says

    Is it the season? Something in the water? I’ve heard stuff on the radio, just in the last couple of days, with two new (well, maybe new) theories about the JFK assassination, and now this Obama stuff. (I particularly like this one for the part about Obama’s mother being “synthetic.” I have no idea what that even means. At this rate, they’ll be claiming that Obama Sr never existed either.)

  4. coragyps says

    “with two new (well, maybe new) theories about the JFK assassination,”

    I knew it!!!!!
    “BHO II” shot JFK from a Zeppelin! At the age of two!!

  5. bmiller says

    No, coragyps. Obama’s real name was Damien, and he used his AntiChrist magical mind powers to guide the bullets into Kennedy’s car1 You heard it here first!

  6. says

    This obsession with “who his REAL parents are” says something about those making these the claim. Even if his parents were Jack the Ripper and the Wicked Witch of the West, what would that prove? Do they believe in bloodlines that automatically make you “good” or “bad?”

  7. bmiller says

    namowal: Yes. Their religion is based on a naughty act by two people at the beginning of time whose sin has traveled down through history to infect every human being.

  8. DaveL says

    Do they believe in bloodlines that automatically make you “good” or “bad?”

    Yes, yes they do. Down to a single drop, you might say.

  9. Trebuchet says

    Spammer “gwnedolyngalloway”, currently at #5, is clearly a Muslim terrorist, as evidenced by the use of a Muslim Crescent to disguise a dot com address.

    Hey, it makes as much sense as anything on WND!

  10. matty1 says

    I sure hope the Obama family time machine is well maintained it seems to be getting a lot of use changing his parents and birthplace.

  11. pianoman, Heathen & Torontophile says

    so if davis turns out to be his real father, will the tinfoil hat brigadiers then shut the f*** up about him being born in Kenya?

  12. Moggie says

    daved:

    I particularly like this one for the part about Obama’s mother being “synthetic.” I have no idea what that even means.

    It means someone needs to subject Obama to a Voight-Kampff test.

  13. cptdoom says

    Also known in the late 1950′s through at least the mid-1960′s as Jo Ann Newman of New York City, “Obama’s” mother was the white “Teenage Lover” of civil rights leader Malcolm X. “BHO II” is their son.

    So when did she go to Kenya to have the baby in front of Barack Obama Sr.’s wife?

  14. says

    Is it the season? Something in the water? I’ve heard stuff on the radio, just in the last couple of days, with two new (well, maybe new) theories about the JFK assassination, and now this Obama stuff. (I particularly like this one for the part about Obama’s mother being “synthetic.” I have no idea what that even means. At this rate, they’ll be claiming that Obama Sr never existed either.)

    Of course there’s something in the water! Why do you think Muslim socialist pilots are spraying all those chemtrails!

  15. Randide, Mais il faut cultiver notre jardin says

    On the lam since 1985 … “Elizabeth Ann Duke“ is the living, biological mother of United States President “Barack Hussein Obama II“. “Elizabeth Duke” is one of her multiple known identities.

    With aliases like that, it is no small wonder she is still on the lam. What chance does anybody have of cracking that code?

  16. Larry says

    Let’s all quit playing “games” and put all our “cards” on the “table”. “Barak Hussein Obama” had no “mother” at all. He is actually a T-1000 “cyborg” sent from the “future” to try, once again, to kill “John Connor”. “Elizabeth Duke” is actually “Sarah” Connor who becomes the “cyborg”‘s baby-mama.

    God, this stuff just “writes” itself, don’t it?

  17. davem says

    David Icke would be embarrassed to say things this dumb.

    Er no, Ed, no he wouldn’t. We Brits can match your idpots any day. Well, some days…

  18. says

    daved, if one of the “new” JFK theories is that he was accidentally shot by one of his Secret Service bodyguards it’s not actually new. In fact it’s more than 20 years old, first appearing in Bonar Menninger’s 1992 book Mortal Error: The Shot That Killed JFK.

  19. Friendly says

    In early October 2012, Private Investigator Neil Sankey identified F.B.I. Most Wanted Fugitive Domestic Terrorist “Elizabeth Duke” as likely the same person as the woman identified at Terrible Truth as Jo Ann Newman the actual – and living – mother of the man who fraudulently presents as “Barack Hussein Obama II”…

    In the 90s, when I still had the patience and intestinal fortitude to do such foolish things, I used to listen to Pittsburgh’s local Limbaugh wannabe, Jim Quinn, on the radio for the train-wreck entertainment value. He was forever giving airtime to Richard Mellon Scaife’s “investigative reporter” Christopher Ruddy (now CEO of NewsMax) with his latest breathless claims that Bill and Hillary Clinton had illegally pocketed millions from Whitewater, run drugs into Arkansas, and had had Vince Foster and Ron Brown (and any number of other people) murdered. The absolute lack of evidence for, and the absolute lunacy of, these people’s spewings doesn’t seem to prevent them from garnering lots of followers and money. Unutterably sad.

  20. dan4 says

    What’s with all the weird capitalizations, like”Private Investigator,” and “Teenage Lover?” Why are the latter two words surrounded by quotation marks?

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