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Jul 22 2013

Wiles Sees Demons. Again.

I really think we need to arrange a steel cage match between Rick Wiles of TruNews and Kevin Swanson of Generations Radio. The winner wins the belt and is declared the World Champion of Crazy. Wiles thinks he saw demons during a pro-choice protest in Texas recently. Oh, and “raw satanic sewage.”

These demons weren’t hiding behind bushes, they were out in the street; they were in the streets possessing the people who were demanding the right to murder babies.

I hope this is sinking in to our audience of the severity of the Satanic attack that the church is under right now. Make now mistake about what is happening; this is raw Satanic sewage coming up out of Hell. The sewer pipes of Hell have broken open and this is raw hate against Jesus Christ, against God, against the Bible, against righteous men and women, against life, against anything that is good and decent.

This is the face of the Obamanista revolution and this is only the beginning. This is only the beginning of what these people have planned.

If the restraints are ever taken off these people, they’re going to kill us. There is going to be mass slaughter of Christians; that’s what these people desire.

Sorry Rick, not gonna happen. You’re simply way too amusing to kill. We’re going to keep you around to entertain us. We pull your string, you say something batshit insane. Dance, monkey boy, dance.

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  1. 1
    Doug Little

    If the restraints are ever taken off these people, they’re going to kill us. There is going to be mass slaughter of Christians; that’s what these people desire.

    No Rick with your constant salivation over the prospect it sounds like it’s something that you yourself desire. Ahhh I love the smell of projection in the morning.

  2. 2
    unbound

    Wasn’t there a movie about this? Oh, that’s right, it was about seeing dead people. Maybe Wiles is looking at doing a follow-up to the Sixth Sense…

  3. 3
    busterggi

    True enough Doug, that’s what the history of all the Abrahimic religions shows as does their present behavior when they can get away with it (deaths by exorcism, ‘witch’ murders, blasphemy laws w/ death penalties).

  4. 4
    John Pieret

    These demons weren’t hiding behind bushes

    Okay, Freudian slip # 1 …

  5. 5
    jamessweet

    Make now mistake about what is happening; this is raw Satanic sewage coming up out of Hell. The sewer pipes of Hell have broken open and this is raw hate against Jesus Christ, against God, against the Bible, against righteous men and women, against life, against anything that is good and decent.

    Hey, that was the plot (if you can call it that…) of the original Doom game!

  6. 6
    theschwa

    The sewer pipes of Hell have broken open and this is raw hate against Jesus Christ…”
    So has Hell frozen over and the pipes burst?

  7. 7
    Mr Ed

    I think he is describing the second Ghost Buster movie.

  8. 8
    jonathangray

    Giving Satan a bad name.

  9. 9
    d.c.wilson

    What are these people going to do when Obama leaves office without martyring any of them?

  10. 10
    Gregory in Seattle

    What do you think would happen, if he claimed to have seen aliens or leprechauns? He would be escorted from the premises in a fancy sports coat that ties in the back.

    But demons? Why, that makes him sound perfectly sane.

  11. 11
    footface

    Is there anything these people like more than the thought of their impending martyrdom? It’s all about how victimized, persecuted, and besieged they are.

    Last time I checked, Christians outnumbered atheists about a million to one.

    Okay, fine. According to the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life, it’s about 5-to-1.

    (http://religions.pewforum.org/affiliations)

  12. 12
    raven

    I hope this is sinking in to our audience of the severity of the Satanic attack that the church is under right now. Make now mistake about what is happening; this is raw Satanic sewage coming up out of Hell. The sewer pipes of Hell have broken open and this is raw hate against Jesus Christ, against God, against the Bible, against righteous men and women, against life, against anything that is good and decent.

    If you translate this from fundiespeak to English it means, “Send me more money.”

  13. 13
    Modusoperandi

    d.c.wilson “What are these people going to do when Obama leaves office without martyring any of them?”
    Thank God that their vigilance (and God) protected them. And then start all over again with the same schtick the next day.
     
    footface “Last time I checked, Christians outnumbered atheists about a million to one. Okay, fine. According to the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life, it’s about 5-to-1.”
    See? Do you see?! In the span of a single comment they’ve grown 200,000 times more powerful!

  14. 14
    raven

    The sewer pipes of Hell have broken open and this is raw hate against Jesus Christ, against God,…

    Wiles god isn’t very powerful.

    He can’t fix a sewer pipe or even call a plumber. This is a task any competent adult can do,

    If god isn’t as powerful as a human with a phone, why call it god?

  15. 15
    WMDKitty -- Survivor

    Sounds like someone just discovered DooM.

  16. 16
    Doug Little

    Sounds like someone just discovered DooM.

    Wait till he runs across the Cyberdemon.

  17. 17
    timgueguen

    All those demons running loose unchecked. Hmmm, I thought Wiles and co,. thought Invisible Sky Dude was omnipotent. So, why does God hate the little children be aborted? Does he hate them so much? Then again this is the same God who supposedly killed who knows how many children with his worldwide flood because he thought a bunch of their parents were behaving badly.

  18. 18
    timgueguen

    Ooops. That should be “let the little children be aborted.”

  19. 19
    Lithified Detritus

    jonathangray@8

    I went to that link,and then followed it to the Church of Satan website.

    Apparently, whether you’re a fundie, a political nutcase, or a Satanist, it’s really important to have a seriously ugly website.

  20. 20
    ahcuah

    Well, at least the minions of hell no longer have to stand on their tiptoes murmuring “Don’t make waves . . . don’t make waves.”

  21. 21
    Taz

    This guy is basically telling religious fanatics that the people they disagree with aren’t really human any more, and they’re coming to kill you. What could go wrong?

  22. 22
    WMDKitty -- Survivor

    Doug Little

    Forget the Cyberdemon, wait ’til he encounters the Mancubus. *shudders* That thing (particularly the new improved version seen in DooM 3) haunts my nightmares.

    ‘Course, then you have the Revenants…

  23. 23
    sigurd jorsalfar

    @8 If you read right to the end of that article UK Satanists say they are both pro life and pro choice. Unfortunately the reporter didn’t ask them how they pull that off given the meanings the terms ‘pro life’ and ‘pro choice’ have within the context of the abortion debate, but perhaps he didn’t notice this contradiction in his determination to end the piece with the gag that Satanists are more closely aligned with the religious right than with atheists.

    But being the astute reader that I am, who was thoroughly impressed by the UK Church of Satan’s ability to have it both ways on the abortion issue, I have decided to start worshipping Satan instead of Richard Dawkins and his only-begotten son PZ Myers. Hence, I’m starting my own Satanist Church, and I’m inviting you all to become members. How does the name “The Church of Satan Anti-Christ and Latter Day Demons” grab you? I think it’s a winner.

  24. 24
    martinc

    And the “Obamanista revolution” does what exactly? Supports legal abortion? Abortion has been legal since 1973. As far as I’m aware, Obama hasn’t made any changes to abortion law.

    So not only is this a right-wing nutjob saying abortion is bad, but once again he couldn’t resist saying: “if it’s bad, it must be Obama’s fault”, even though what he’s basically whining about is exactly the same now as it has been for 40 years, through 8 Presidents, 5 of them Republican. How come the “revolution” is just more of the same?

  25. 25
    dingojack

    unbound (#2) – And the twist is that Rick Wiles is playing the Bruce Willis character!!
    d.c.wilson (#9) – Invent some imaginary martyrdom(s). Lie about this so-called martyrdom, get caught out as liars, lie some more about the same imaginary martyrdom, get caught out as liars, lie some more about the same imaginary martyrdom……[ad nauseum]
    Raven (#14) – If only Wiles’ god was Mario.
    Doug Little (#16) – I misread your your comment as being about ‘cybermon’. Big clunky silver robotic dudes, who instead of handles have cornstalks and dreadlocks, who want our precious weeeed? Where’s that stoner, the Doctor, when you need him?
    timgueguen (#16) – Perhaps Wiles should be protesting against the biggest abortionist of all – god (most embryos ‘spontaneously’ abort).
    Dingo
    ——-
    * Clearly the Church of Satan is worried about demarcation. Pro-choice types are ‘diabolical’, but clearly that’s the Satanists’ job. :)

  26. 26
    janiceclanfield

    Hey Rick,

    When you’re dead can I have all your stuff?

  27. 27
    jnorris

    These demons weren’t hiding behind bushes, they were out in the street; they were in the streets possessing the people who were demanding the right to murder babies.

    So Rick Wiles was at a pro-choice rally and witnessed demons processing the demonstrators. Then he either did not rebuke the demons in the name of Jesus Christ, and is therefore an evil person, or Jesus Christ did not scare the demons away, in which case JC is a 98-pound weakling. Which is it Mr Wiles, you is evil or Jesus is a soap bubble?

    And janiceclanfield, Mr Wiles will not die. He will be Raptured with all his true-believing tithe payers (we should be so lucky).

  28. 28
    dingojack

    jnorris – I don’t like them processed demon-strators either. I prefer them organic and free-range. YUM!
    :) Dingo

  29. 29
    kermit.

    janiceclanfield – from Last Words by the Austin Lounge Lizards:
    .
    “The curtain of darkness is fallin’
    And my friends are all here at my side.
    Are those the sweet voices of angels
    As I rise on that heavenly tide?
    All hearts overflowin’ with sadness
    And those words left so often unsaid
    Then I could hear a voice whispering softly,
    “Could I have all your stuff when you’re dead?”
    “Could I have your TV and your pickup?
    And I’ve always admired your shoes.
    Could I have that old dining room table?
    And there’s a couple of chairs I could use.”
    “Well, you know that you’re headed to glory,
    And like a star, up to heaven you’ll shoot
    When they write the last page of your story,
    Could I try on that seersucker suit?”"
    .
    …and more by a band that has captured the Country Western essence better than any other.

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