You knew it was inevitable that someone would program a Glenn Beck conspiracy generator, right? If it works for Deepak Chopra, and it does, it certainly works for Beck. Most wingnut rhetoric sounds like a word salad or a game of Madlibs anyway, so it makes perfect sense. And this is obviously true:
Militant academic elitists are consorting with the Bolsheviks at the Federal Reserve to do exactly what Hitler wrote about in the Communist Manifesto. They’re all connected — liberals, Nazis, Kevin Bacon, everybody.
Who could argue with that?