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Bresciani: Marriage Equality Worst Policy Ever

Rev. Michael Bresciani has a really, really funny column at Alan Keyes’ Renew America website (and a dozen other right wing “news” sites, I’m sure) claiming that Obama is paving the way for a gay Muslim Antichrist. Or something. And marriage equality is the worst policy ever undertaken in any nation in history!

All successful despots throughout all time have shared one thing in common; they knew that crowd control was not something that you do when everything has gone out of control; it is something you do so it won’t ever go out of control. Julius Caesar was known for saying that if you gave people a piece of bread and a spectacle you could do anything you wanted with them.

Enter Barack Obama, unlike any President before him he tosses those with a nanny state mentality a pile of freebies, cuddles up with Hollywood moguls and celebs who keep us titillated and laughing and sits down to dinner with the kings of earth on the taxpayer’s dime.

I know, right? Obama is the very first president to “cuddle up with Hollywood moguls” (Ronald Reagan, actor and former president of the Screen Actors Guild, to the white courtesy phone). And who does he think he is eating meals paid for with taxpayer money. No president in the history of the universe has done that! Why aren’t you all outraged about this? Sheeple, every one of you.

The Bible, the constitution and 6,000 years of human adherence to the laws of nature and common sense regarding marriage have been dumped under the auspices of a single man who has promised a change that is now becoming the most defiant, divisive and destructive policy ever presented to any nation in history.

Worst policy of any nation in history. Hitler and the final solution? Child’s play. Pol Pot? Genocide, schmenocide. Stalin starving millions of people? You really think that compares to letting gay people get married? Hell is too good for you!

The world mocks those who proclaim that antichrist will soon emerge and reign for the last few years of time before the Lord Jesus Christ returns and takes the reins of power away from men. Yet, we have a man said to be the leader of the free world doing everything to prepare the way for such a man.

Yes, the rest of the world is also chomping at the bit to enter the changes that Barack Obama is proposing here in the U.S. To those who understand prophecy that is only proof that the stage is being set for the coming the ‘Man of Sin.’ (2Th 2: 3)

Will it be the free for all of the LGBT with parades and open shows in media and public, or the dark portent of Sharia law where women are entombed in black potato sacks and reduced to the social level of cattle? Will America be a nation ruled by a political party led by Jihadists or a big party put on by the LGBT. Will the Muslims bring Sharia to Hollywood first to cover up the nudies and thus end the excesses virtually overnight? Which confusion will emerge to take us into the twenty first?

I’ve read that second paragraph several times and I have absolutely no idea what “the rest of the world is also chomping at the bit to enter the changes that Barack Obama is proposing here in the U.S.” could possibly mean. I doubt he does either.

Comments

  1. kenbakermn says

    Oh for God’s sake, when will it end? When will they finally shut the fuck up and let it go?

  2. says

    Reverend, people laugh at the “The Antichrist is coming! The Antichrist is coming!” crowd because such people have been saying that forever.

    I suspect his “chomping at the bit” comment is simple. He’s so Americentric in his outlook that he doesn’t have a clue some of us furrin types have been living with gay marriage for years.

  3. says

    Where is this person named “Barack Obama” that wingnuts keep referring to? The one that committing so many “unprecendented” acts to remake America into some kind of totalitarian socialist dystopia that Stalin would have thought was execessive? The only Barack Obama that I know of is the center-right politician who has spent the last five years pushing ideas republicans used to endorse.

  4. Moggie says

    The world mocks those who proclaim that antichrist will soon emerge and reign for the last few years of time before the Lord Jesus Christ returns and takes the reins of power away from men. Yet, we have a man said to be the leader of the free world doing everything to prepare the way for such a man.

    So… that’s a good thing, right?

  5. John Pieret says

    The wingnut code: When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

  6. CaitieCat says

    the dark portent of … women … reduced to the social level of cattle

    Wow, that is some Olympic-level lack of self-awareness from a would-be Christian theocracy trying its best to make the US the worst place in the world for women’s health care.

  7. Synfandel says

    Most of the western, industrialized world is way ahead of the U.S. on this subject and most of the rest of the world is still in the dark ages on it. I don’t see any country “chomping [sic] at the bit” to follow the U.S.’s example on gay marriage.

  8. magistramarla says

    OOh, ooh, I pick the party put on by the LGBT community! It should be fabulous!

  9. says

    The wingnut code: When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

    The wingnut motto: “EVERYBODY PANIC!”

    Yes, specifically in all caps.

  10. pocketnerd says

    Wow. Remember when GOP talking points used to be something OTHER than a mess of dog-whistles strung together? Reverend Bresciani could just have saved a lot of words and just said “Despot! Caesar! Obama! NANNY STATE! Freebies! Hollywood! CELEBS!! Kings of the Earth! Taxpayer’s dime! Bible! CONSTITUTION! SIX THOUSAND YEARS! Divisiveness! Antichrist! The World mocks! Jesus! Prophecy! Antichrist! ANTICHRIST! Gays! Sharia! Jihad! Gays! Hollywood! Sharia! End times! GAYS! GAYS! GAYS!!

    On the other hand, he forgot to work in abortion, Agenda 21 and “state’s rights,” which shows the difference between a second-rate flack like Bresciani and one of the real wingnut movers and shakers.

  11. Thumper; Atheist mate says

    Loving the false dichotomy. It’s either Sharia Law, or a 24/7 orgiastic homosexual parade, with moustaches, glitter and arseless leather chaps. ONE OR THE OTHER, PEOPLE! YOU MUST CHOOSE!

  12. Thumper; Atheist mate says

    Well, presumably his option is the only one which can avoid these two heinous outcomes, so would that be a false trichotomy?

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