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Here’s another delightfully idiotic email sent to Mikey Weinstein, gleefully anticipating watching him and his family burn in the fires of hell. And they’re actively praying for this to happen, out of Christian love.

> From: 2ndcmg@gracbthine.com
Subject: your family and friends will burn first. then you
Date: June 2, 2013 11:14:38 PM MDT
To: Information Weinstein

Bought your ‘No Snowflake book’. Right after Fox news reported that Ayatollah Hussein Obama appointed (should we say ‘annointed’?) you to persecute loving Christians in our U.S. armed forces. Burned that book right after reading it all. Spirit of Satan on every single page. Saw how you brought your fellow evildoers Joseph Wilson and Lawrence Wilkerson to your pentagon meeting. Our church is near a large Army base. Our church had a faith retreat this weekend. Many military families among us. You were the main topic. You are a very dangerous man to America, Michael Wienstein. You grow more dangerous every day. Especially to Jesus Christ. We have agreed that you are irredeemable. Now your forcing Christian paintings to be taken down on military bases. The pentagon is very afraid of you even. Of course that is Hussein Obama’s plan. Because if they stand up to you you will sick our Muslim president on them. You have this demonic power of darkness in abundance. Saw the pictures of you and your family in the book. Too bad for you. And worse for them. We prayed at the retreat this weekend that they will surely burn for all time. In the unquechable fires of hell. For your willing sins. John 3:36. Mark 9:43. We prayed that Wilson and Wilkerson will also burn in hell for your sins, Michael Weinstien. We prayed that you will be the last to burn. So that you may first experience the divine eternal suffering of your wife, children and Wilson and Wilkerson. Our Lord and Savior has promised us this. That He will make our prayers for you to witness those you love and care for suffer come true. It is already written. 1 John 5:14-15. Your time draws near. You think all is peaceful and secure for yourself and those you harbor. But there is no escape. 1 Thessaloninas 5:3. You will watch them all burn in chains forged by the Son of Man. And then you will burn, son of satan.

Comments

  1. Glen Hall says

    The wonderful hypocrisy is that Captain “I prayed that your wife and children suffer in burning agony for literally forever because you slightly hurt my feelings” here very likely describes themselves as “pro-life” and “pro-family” without a hint of irony

  2. says

    Gregory:

    Do all of the Talibangelical home-school texts teach that paragraphs, spelling and grammar are of the devil?

    Well, let’s see.

    Burned that book right after reading it all. Spirit of Satan on every single page.

    Yep.

  3. Larry says

    Bought your ‘No Snowflake book’.

    Well, there is that. Maybe Mike should advertise the book in fundy newsletters adding the tag “Now, 90% more flammable”.

  4. baal says

    “You grow more dangerous every day. Especially to Jesus Christ. We have agreed that you are irredeemable”
    Sounds like a private star (starr?) chamber proceeding with out the defendant present. Also, we usually see god in the role as fragile person. Nice to see they mixed it up and jesus gets to be the deity who can be defeated by a mere mortal.

  5. thebookofdave says

    You grow more dangerous every day. Especially to Jesus Christ.

    Wow. Jesus has a stalker. Not his first, either. thegospelofjohn told me how it ended up last time. I hope JC takes the matter seriously, and files for a restraining order against Mikey.

  6. johnfromberkeley says

    If this man’s “Jesus” is so weak as to be seriously threatened by a mere mortal, why would I worship him?!

  7. says

    It’s good to see a devout Christian following the no paragraphs rule laid out in the Parable of the Ant and the Bullfrog from 1 John 77: 12-78

  8. stever says

    Not to mention the obvious fact that “I’ll see you in Hell” assumes that the speaker expects to go there. But these religiots probably say that logic is of the devil.

  9. slc1 says

    I’m sure that the blogs resident physics professor and math department chairman would apply his patented no true Scotsman label to second coming.

  10. tubi says

    @9

    “I’ll see you in hell” I think means he’ll be watching the proceedings from a front row seat in heaven’s mezzanine. And enjoying the suffering of another human being. Forever.

  11. says

    @stever #9 – It is a firm doctrine among the more self-righteous sects that the Saved will have front-row seats of the everlasting torture and suffering of Hell, and are actually looking forward to seeing it live.

    Sick fucks, the lot of them.

  12. Taz says

    If this man’s “Jesus” is so weak as to be seriously threatened by a mere mortal, why would I worship him?!

    That’s easy. Because if you don’t he will lovingly torture you, your family, and your friends for all eternity.

    It’s all about the love, dammit!

  13. iangould says

    “You grow more dangerous every day. Especially to Jesus Christ. ”

    Fess up, how many Jewish kids growing up thought it was pretty badass that we killed a God?

  14. Eurasian magpie says

    You have this demonic power of darkness in abundance

    I dunno…sounds like high praise to me!

  15. says

    ” You grow more dangerous every day. Especially to Jesus Christ. ”

    Wow. Mikey is especially dangerous to Jesus Christ. The Alpha and the Omega’s kryptonite is a guy who writes books.

  16. raven says

    Michael Weinstien. We prayed that you will be the last to burn. So that you may first experience the divine eternal suffering of your wife, children …

    Oh.

    It’s just oogedy boogedy witchcraft. Very xian, very traditional.

    Begging a powerful supernatural entity to do what you want it to.

    The difference between these guys and a Voodoo witch doctor sticking pins in a doll is about zero.

  17. raven says

    You grow more dangerous every day. Especially to Jesus Christ.

    WTH???

    Is jesus sick or dead? Can’t jesus who is god, the most powerful being in the universe, defend himself?

    Why don’t they just give him one of their guns? I’m sure they have more than enough.

    Well, at least they seem to realize that jesus has all the powers and abilities of any fictional character.

  18. StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return! says

    We prayed that you will be the last to burn. So that you may first experience the divine eternal suffering of your wife, children and Wilson and Wilkerson.

    So .. I guess .. that means you’ll NEVER burn in Hell because how long does an *eternity* last for again?
    Logic – they fail at it.

    Our Lord and Savior has promised us this.

    Ask ‘em to show you that promise in writing maybe? Coz yeah, I don’t think that’s a contract they can enforce somehow.

    Chyaa-aarming little spew of incoherent hatred though.

    It seems to be the so-called extinction scream of Christian love hate.

    Burned that book right after reading it all.

    What has been seen cannot be unseen.

    How very silly and pointless of them. Do they think that’s the only copy or that burning their single copy will make the slightest difference other than showing they’ve thrown away their own money. (They wouldn’t burn a library book would they? If they ever need to quote it, they”ll have to get another copy and pay again.) Like I said before – logic they suck at it.

    You were the main topic. You are a very dangerous man to America, Michael Wienstein. You grow more dangerous every day. ..

    Seems you’ve got them scared then. You’ve worried and troubled them and, try as they might, I reckon they won’t forget that you have made good arguments and points against them in that book – assuming they really did read every page – that they can apparently dismiss not with actual logic or reason or evidence but only with ineffective praying to have you eternally tortured out of their own impotent frustration. Nice work! :-)

    Michael Wienstein. You grow more dangerous every day. Especially to Jesus Christ.

    Sorry to burst your bubble on this one though but I reckon the Roman soldiers and Sanhedrin council at the time probably had the Jesus they’re referring to here a wee bit more worried than some future atheist in a continent Jesus didn’t know existed and a future he’d find hard to imagine. (If he was real at all.) I very much doubt Michael Wienstein worries Jesus. I do think he’s got some of his less pleasant modern followers on the run and ranting and raving and metaphorically messing their pants though!

  19. StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return! says

    @ 21. Durnnit, where’d me blockquotes go? D’oh! Take II :

    ***

    “We prayed that you will be the last to burn. So that you may first experience the divine eternal suffering of your wife, children and Wilson and Wilkerson.”

    So .. I guess .. that means Michael Wienstein will NEVER burn in Hell because how long does an *eternity* last for again? Ain’t it kinda awhile – like forever? Logic – they fail at it.

    “Our Lord and Savior has promised us this.”

    Ask ‘em to show you that promise in writing maybe? Coz yeah, I don’t think that’s a contract they can enforce somehow.

    Chyaa-aarming little spew of incoherent hatred though.

    It seems to be the so-called extinction scream of Christian love hate.

    Burned that book right after reading it all.

    What has been seen cannot be unseen.

    How very silly and pointless of them. Do they think that’s the only copy or that burning their single copy will make the slightest difference other than showing they’ve thrown away their own money. (They wouldn’t burn a library book would they? If they ever need to quote it, they”ll have to get another copy and pay again.) Like I said before – logic they suck at it.

    “You were the main topic. You are a very dangerous man to America, Michael Wienstein. You grow more dangerous every day. ..

    Seems Michael Wienstein’s got them scared then. He’s worried and troubled them and, try as they might, I reckon they won’t forget that Michael Wienstein has made good arguments and points against them in that book – assuming they really did read every page – that they can apparently dismiss not with actual logic or reason or evidence but only with ineffective praying to have you eternally tortured out of their own impotent frustration. Nice work! :-)

    “Michael Wienstein. You grow more dangerous every day. Especially to Jesus Christ.”

    Sorry to burst the bubble on this one though but I reckon the Roman soldiers and Sanhedrin council at the time probably had the Jesus they’re referring to here a wee bit more worried than some future atheist in a continent Jesus didn’t know existed and a future he’d find hard to imagine. (If he was real at all.) I very much doubt Michael Wienstein worries Jesus. I do think Michael Wienstein has got some of his less pleasant modern followers on the run and ranting and raving and metaphorically messing their pants though!

    ***

    Yes, cross posted (term?) this already on Chris Rodda’s blog. Seems right place to share again given exact same topic, right? I hope.

  20. StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return! says

    @15. frankniddy :

    Is ***** the schmuck’s real e-mail address? If so, you may want to edit that out, as tempted as I am to harass him.

    Hmm .. I thought that *had* been kept confidential at least on the original version posted on Chris Rodda’s blog.

    No, tempted as I am I won’t harrass this scumbag either. We’re better than them remember folks.

  21. says

    There’s the ad copy right there:

    Mikey Weinstein’s ‘No Snowflake book’, now with the Spirit of Satan on every single page! Get your copy now!

  22. StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return! says

    @ ^ Modusoperandi : Spirit of Satan eh? I’ll drink to that! ;-)

  23. slc1 says

    Re iangould @ #16

    Just a a point of correction, it was the Roman Government of Pontius Pilate who executed Yeshua of Nazareth. It was one of his own followers, Judas Iscariot, who ratted him out to the authorities. Of course, the Muslims think that ole Judas was the one who was executed, not Yeshua.

  24. says

    slc1, and it’s not common knowledge, but Judas only turned on Jesus in jealousy after He asked for top billing in their Vaudeville act, Judas & Jesus.

  25. Loqi says

    Did they also pray for his aura to turn black, his unicorn to die, and for the Tooth Fairy to give him and his family no money for lost teeth?

  26. Hercules Grytpype-Thynne says

    @#9, @#13:

    Wherefore in order that the happiness of the saints may be more delightful to them and that they may render more copious thanks to God for it, they are allowed to see perfectly the sufferings of the damned.

    — St. Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica

  27. Ex Patriot says

    He doesn’t need to worry about burning in hell, which I doubt he does as there is no hell other than the one the godbots create here on earth.. I for one believe this “Enjoy life now, there is no after life”.

  28. kermit. says

    scl1 –
    .
    Actually, the Romans did not execute Jesus (at least according to their mythology laid out in the bible). Pontius Pilate noted that the accusations of (Jewish) heresy and working on the Sabbath were not Roman crimes. PP literally “washed his hands” of the affair, washing them in a basin as a public declaration that he wanted nothing to do with this matter (if only because he was disinterested, or had no preference for local political factions)).
    .
    He allowed the Jews to carry out the execution. Jesus was crucified on Friday, and was still lingering late Friday afternoon – the Sabbath was nearly upon them, and the Jewish executioners couldn’t guard him on the Sabbath. They feared his followers might sneak in and rescue him (they obviously couldn’t be trusted to keep the commandments).
    .
    So they politely asked a nearby soldier if he would be kind enough to finish off their prisoner, and that fellow thrust a spear into the prophet. He was interred immediately, just before sundown.

  29. kermit. says

    To clarify, it was not all of the Jews who killed Jesus. According to myth, it was the few religious leaders in power who felt threatened by the popularity of the new prophet. Note that his apostles were Jewish, as were his family. It is ridiculous even if this were true to hold an entire ethnic group responsible for the “sins” of their ancestors. But I guess Yahweh does this too…

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