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May 29 2013

Dean Chambers Hearts Kevin DuJan

If you’ve been reading my blog for any period of time, you could be forgiven for thinking that the loony right had hit bottom, that they couldn’t possibly get any worse. Think again. Wait till you see this bizarre bit of speculation from Kevin DuJan, a self-declared Christian conservative gay man whose goal seems to be to make Alan Keyes and Michael Savage seem sane by comparison. Guess where he thinks Obama was the night of the Benghazi attack? Doing coke and having gay sex.

He notes that Obama learned about the attack in Benghazi sometime between 5 and 6 pm, while he was meeting with Defense Secretary Leon Panetta and Gen. Martin Dempsey of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and then he was on the phone with Hillary Clinton at 10 pm. That missing four hours prompts this astonishing speculation:

If you’ve ever known anyone who is a drug addict, you’d see it’s obvious that Barack Obama was high on cocaine the night of Benghazi; it is the only logical explanation for his disappearance and the White House’s refusal to comment on what he was doing at the time. Since this was a night of great crisis for our country, the only logical reason that the White House won’t explain where the president was is if this man was high as a kite on illegal narcotics at the time.

Lowry did a great job in his article fleshing out the last time Obama was seen on September 11th of last year…and then noting when he reappeared again the next day, briefly, before jetting off to fabulous Las Vegas for a fun-and-games fundraiser event he had scheduled there (where, it also should be noted, not only Chippendales but also Thunder From Down Under male revues are regularly held…which certainly establishes the appeal of heading to Las Vegas instead of managing a national crisis back in Washington for this particular president)…

After reading Lowry’s article, my good friend Justine in California emailed me to ask whether I thought Obama was having sex with Reggie Love during the “missing hours” and if that’s where he was. Justine was an actress and model in Los Angeles back in the late-1970s and ran in the same circles as friends of closeted gay men like Rock Hudson…so her first instinct with Obama and Benghazi is that he and Reggie Love were getting at it and Obama didn’t want to be disturbed.

Wow. Such compelling evidence. An anonymous 1970s Hollywood party girl knew someone who had gay sex and is sure that Obama was doing that too. Clearly this is exhibit #1 in any court case.

I think Obama doing cocaine is a much better explanation for his missing hours, simply because at his age and with all the men he’s been with it’s not like he couldn’t just stop romancing Reggie for a little bit…and then get back to it when they were in Vegas…

The timeline Lowry fleshed out perfectly fits a scenario where Barack Obama retired to his private quarters (perhaps with Reggie Love…or maybe one of the other low-ranking young men who are forever suspiciously palling around with this president, unlike any president before him) sometime around 6pm EST or so on 9/11/12. He then seems to have taken drugs (which I believe most likely involved cocaine). Hillary Clinton either showed up to kill his buzz or she kept calling on the phone over and over again until he answered at 10pm. I’m sure he hung up on her as fast as he could, because the woman scares him (and no doubt scolds his sorry ass every chance she gets)…

Since the White House deliberately is insisting that it’s “irrelevant” where Obama was during those missing hours that Lowry has asked about, we must assume I’m correct and the President of the United States was incapacitated from heavy narcotics use.

Should I bother to note that Reggie Love left his job at the White House during Obama’s first term and is now in grad school in Pennsylvania? Oh, why bother. It won’t do any good. Exactly how stupid or delusional would one have to be to believe this speculation and consider it credible? As stupid and delusional as Dean Chambers, who breathlessly quotes from the article as though it were something other than baseless speculation. So perhaps Chambers should prove to us that he wasn’t having sex with a goat during any given four hour period in the last few years. We have precisely the same amount of evidence for that claim as we do for this one, which is none at all.

By the way, DuJan was the guy who wrote just before the election:

There will be false exit polling coming in…with talking heads making up lies all day…and the whole point of all of it is just to freak you out. Freak you out and make you so crippling with frost-fingered fear that you can’t function on Tuesday and won’t be able to go out and vote or help other Romney voters vote. That is the point of all this propaganda.

You are too smart to fall for any of it…

I’m actually going to be watching MSNBC all day on Tuesday, from about 10am CST until the results are called later in the night. I’m going to treat it like the live stream transcripts I did of the presidential debates and will keep track of all the propaganda and lies that MSNBC tells people. This is the only time in my life that I will ever encourage people to watch MSNBC, but I am doing this because I want to see the meltdown that happens over there. I have been waiting for this for FOUR YEARS now. I expect it to look something like this when everyone in MSNBC studios realizes that Barack Obama is going to lose and the entire Regime of the Left is collapsing…

Tomorrow I am going to get the biggest honey-baked ham they have at the store. And I am going to eat delicious honey-baked ham all day on Tuesday. My friend Cecile in Michigan sent me two cases of Vernors and I’ll be drinking that as I watch MSNBC implode and panic. Justin’s going to be be out poll-watching with some other friends of ours, but I will be here manning the live stream coverage and making sure that it’s documented for history just how badly the Ministry of Truth behaved on Election Day…and how they melted into puddles of pure FREAK OUT when the state results rolled in.
I’ll also be watching several lefties on Facebook to monitor what the average Obama cultist is thinking as we get closer to Mitt Romney becoming out 45th president. It’s going to be marvelous seeing them all realize Nate Silver was lying to them and that there is in actuality a 0% of Obama being reelected. And there always has been, ever since Obamacare passed the House on March 21st, 2010.

So take that for what it’s worth.

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  1. 1
    composer99

    If you’ve ever known anyone who is a drug addict, you’d see it’s obvious that Barack Obama was high on cocaine the night of Benghazi; it is the only logical explanation for his disappearance and the White House’s refusal to comment on what he was doing at the time. Since this was a night of great crisis for our country, the only logical reason that the White House won’t explain where the president was is if this man was high as a kite on illegal narcotics at the time. [Emphasis mine.]

    - what is this I don’t even -

  2. 2
    oranje

    Sounds like the kid in middle school we all knew who relentlessly talked shit and could never back it up. And never felt like he had to.

  3. 3
    CaitieCat, getaway driver

    Wow, I wish I’d been watching/reading his election coverage. I think it would have been a laugh and a half watching him meltdown at the total lack of Romneywinningness. It’d be like having a cool six-pack of Schadenfreude Lager alongside.

  4. 4
    composer99

    Didn’t Ed post a transcript of DuJan’s election blogging..?

    Ah, here. Only a few select lines from his post-election post mortem, though, most of the post is his pre-election wordspew.

  5. 5
    Loqi

    He doesn’t know where I am right now, so the only logical explanation is that I’m doing coke and having gay sex. In fact, when he’s home alone, he doesn’t know for sure where *anyone* is. Since not everyone will tell him where they were at the time, we must assume that there was a worldwide orgy and cocaine binge and he was the only person not invited.

  6. 6
    richardelguru

    Loqi
    I wasn’r either :-(

  7. 7
    jamessweet

    So, I “follow” the logic that causes him to accuse Obama of being unacceptably high (and therefore unable to hold a press conference) — not that it makes any sense, but I at least see where he’s going from point A to point B to point C. But why is he so very certain the drug was cocaine? Actually, if I had to pick one drug that a president could probably get away with being totally high on during a press conference without getting called out on it, I’d probably go with cocaine…

  8. 8
    CaitieCat, getaway driver

    Cocaine is Wingnuttish for “elite yuppy scum’s drug”, just as crack is Wingnuttish for “Black welfare queen prostitute drug”, and marijuana is Wingnuttish for “liberal socialist drug”, and Jack Daniels is Wingnuttish for “just the thing at the end of a hard day’s job-creatin’.”

  9. 9
    Sastra

    I will be here manning the live stream coverage and making sure that it’s documented for history just how badly the Ministry of Truth behaved on Election Day…and how they melted into puddles of pure FREAK OUT when the state results rolled in.

    Kevin, dear — listen. It seems to me that for the most part it is usually though not always wiser to include as many weasel words, phrases, and assumptions into predictions as one reasonably can, recognizing the possibility of error and admitting to a modest uncertainty regarding what may or may not occur. While such signs of caution may not always be necessary, of course, it is unlikely to come back and bite you in the ass as it appears to have done here. I might be wrong, of course, but I think you might want to consider this advice, tentative and provisional though it may be, as, at the very least, a prudent option.

  10. 10
    DaveL

    He can’t think of any other activity that a normal person might engage in between the hours of 5-6PM and 10PM?

  11. 11
    Alverant

    If you’ve been reading my blog for any period of time, you could be forgiven for thinking that the loony right had hit bottom, that they couldn’t possibly get any worse.

    Don’t worry, because I’ve read your blog I know the loony right has a shovel so they can NEVER hit bottom.

  12. 12
    Modusoperandi

    WELL IF YOUVE GOT A BETTER THEORY ID LIKE TO HEAR IT!

  13. 13
    leni

    @ Modus- It was meth and gay sex. I can’t think of anything else he might have been doing. In fact, I can’t think of anything else.

  14. 14
    Scott Hanley

    How many hours was George Bush missing on 9/11? Pretty much until sundown, if I recall.

  15. 15
    marcus

    Hey this is a fun game! It’s kind of like ‘Clue’.
    Modus @ 12 I posit that he was in the Lincoln bedroom, strapped to a four-poster, high on weed and Miss Scarlett (ooops, I mean Mrs Obama) was all tramped out in a merry-widow giving him a good face-sitting!
    What else could he possibly be doing?

  16. 16
    marcus

    me @ 15 I suppose I could just be projecting.

  17. 17
    d.c.wilson

    Looks like the Examiner pulled Dean’s post. Imagine that.

  18. 18
    Ernst Hot

    If you’ve been reading my blog for any period of time, you could be forgiven for thinking that the loony right had hit bottom, that they couldn’t possibly get any worse.

    It is precisely because I have read this blog for a long time, that I have concluded it always gets worse…

  19. 19
    Ben P

    Didn’t Ed post a transcript of DuJan’s election blogging..?

    Ah, here. Only a few select lines from his post-election post mortem, though, most of the post is his pre-election wordspew.

    You can follow the link to his post-mortem.

    The Left was much stronger than we thought.

    Tonight was a crushing blow.

    America is not the place we thought it was. People see no problems with letting the Left take control.

    We thought the nightmare would end tonight…but it looks like we have four more years of this, barring a miracle in Ohio.

    The American people have spoken, and though we don’t like what they said it appears we can’t do anything about that at this point.

    Tonight we grieve.

    Tomorrow we look towards 2014 and finding new ways to educate our friends and neighbors of the dangers of the Left.

    The electorate really has changed…and it appears that change has come from the generations who’ve attended public schools and have been indoctrinated to believe that big government is good and European socialism is our ideal.

    As frightening as that is, it appears to be our duty to press on and change that.

    The Left’s going to begin preparations for the 2014 campaign tomorrow morning…and I hope conservatives do the same.

    If we’re ultimately going to beat them, we need to regroup and push forward as soon as possible.

    That means November 7th.

  20. 20
    tsig

    Well somebody was doing cocaine and gay sex.

  21. 21
    dan4

    Not agreeing with DuJan’s slanderous speculation, but why DID it take four hours for Obama to get on the phone with Hillary Clinton?

  22. 22
    joshuaz

    Look, it is really obvious. Obama was dealing with the much more serious simultaneous crisis when the Goauld and the Ori launched a combined attack. Luckily, Obama has SG-1 on his side.

    Yeah, that’s about as plausible and has about as much evidence behind it.

  23. 23
    leni

    Joshuaz, it was SG-1 gay sex with coke and parasites.. Stop making excuses.

  24. 24
    anubisprime

    All the rabid right wing fruitcakes that Ed highlights remind me of school-yard goons looking for some attention.
    They make up fantastical stories based on spurious ‘facts’ or ‘gut instinct’ and weave a tale, that only omits dragons and white walkers designed to elicit the minimum of adulation and thumbs up from brain dead dumb and bitter ignorant bigots.

    That is all it is, it does not have to be actually true or in any way cogent but it neatly dovetails into the sheer unadulterated hatreds, partisanship and intolerances of their right wing peers.

    It is like a tag match one finishes a round of wishful character assassination then another takes up the guttering torch of wishful ‘it could be true I wish it were true’ bollix that passes for the scary invented nightmares of conspiracy of big government and that black man in the White house.
    Like kiddies around a camp fire with an upturned torch on their face making up ghostie stories all trying to outdo one and other in the ‘reality’ stakes and vying for a basking in peer ‘respect’ for a day.

    Problem for them is their ‘stories’ are becoming so bizarre and ridiculous because they have to keep upping the ante in a vain attempt to shore up the shallowness of their position and appear ever more relevant and knowledgeable.

    Anyone that buys the nonsense will not have a high IQ but a great deal of fear and stupidity in equal measure.
    The right wing hierarchy with a little more suss might be embarrassed but appear to condone the drip drip of lies and fabrications cos they think it provides a biassed sea to float their boat on.

  25. 25
    matty1

    @21 I think there is a clue in this timeline. It is based on Benghazi time rather than Washington so you need a little bit of thinking to match up with Dujan’s story but note.

    11 p.m. — Panetta and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Martin Dempsey meet with President Obama

    Midnight to 2 a.m. — Panetta and other senior leaders discuss possible options for further violence

    To me this sounds as if the meeting at the White House continued for at least three hours. It seems plausible to me Obama was present for more of that meeting after he had been informed.

    Then again maybe he slipped away to do coke and have gay sex, which do you think is most likely?

  26. 26
    democommie

    @21:

    WTF difference does it make?

    Do we know where the last three or four presidents were and what they were doing when other embassy attacks took place?

  27. 27
    haitied

    Ohh the comments. . . It’s painfully clear that only comments by people who agree are let through. What a bunch of fucking credulous assholes. So many racist tropes too. . . He’s smoking crack, he’s always late, he doesn’t pay bills, lazy. Really these people are something else. especially the ones who are giving the bullshit artist a heartfelt thanks for “bringing these startling facts to our attention.” Although I got a kick out of the chump wondering why the mainstream media isn’t picking up this story. . . . LMAO it’s complete fabricated bullshit perhaps?

  28. 28
    Raging Bee

    Guess where he thinks Obama was the night of the Benghazi attack? Doing coke and having gay sex.

    Where was DuJan that night? I smell serious projection here.

  29. 29
    Thumper: Who Presents Boxes Which Are Not Opened

    Since this was a night of great crisis for our country, the only logical reason that the White House won’t explain where the president was is if this man was high as a kite on illegal narcotics at the time.

    That word, “logical”… you’re using it wrong.

  30. 30
    dan4

    @24: What the heck are “white walkers?”

  31. 31
    abb3w

    DuJan’s pre-election piece he put up at HillBuzz.org (and post-election “God Has a Plan. Tomorrow We Regroup and Push Forward” followup) remind me of the classic Festinger study of the Keech group — and various later critical re-analyses of it.

    @30, dan4:

    @24: What the heck are “white walkers?”

    A boogeyman from George R.R. Martin’s “A Song of Ice and Fire” series, in production on HBO as “Game of Thrones”.

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