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Barber: Satan Sending America Back to Days of Noah

Matt Barber believes in a literal interpretation of Genesis, including that entirely fictitious global flood and Noah’s ark and all that nonsense. And he says Satan is the one pushing equality for gay people in order to send us back to the days of Noah that never happened:

Eliason: I cannot believe Matt, I’ve lived a long time, I’m seventy-seven, and I cannot believe that I’m living in a country where this stuff is going on, it’s nauseating.

Barber: It’s pretty scriptural though, isn’t it? Scripture says woe to those who call evil good and good evil. Scripture also says there is nothing new under the sun. This celebration of aberrant and deviant sexual behavior, homosexuality and cross-dressing particularly, it goes back before even Sodom and Gomorrah to the days of Noah. So there’s nothing new under the sun but now America has finally flipped…

Barber: This is spiritual warfare, it is that simple, it is that black and white, it is good versus evil. Scripture says that the Prince of the World is the enemy and the Prince of the World is very shrewd and he operates on deception, he needs deception to get by. Well that’s the whole progressive movement, they operate on deception. That’s why we see so much deception coming out of this Obama administration with a progressive, complicit media that are pushing political correctness, changing the story, will not report the facts, will not report truth and so that’s what it boils down to, it is absolutely spiritual warfare.

Then you should use the only “spiritual weapon” you have, prayer. You should pray all the time. Prayer — it’s literally the least you can do.

Comments

  1. unbound says

    So that’s why they are building that ark out in Kentucky. They think another flood is coming…

  2. busterggi says

    Yahweh just can’t seem to get rid of evil. Maybe he should call Batman in for assistance.

  3. says

    Well, I fail to see the problem. Back in the days of Noah, there was a lot of fornication and everyone was having a wicked good time. The only draw back was that God then decided to kill everyone by flooding the world. However, God latter promised not to flood the world again. So if we go back to the days of Noah, there will be a lot of wicked fornicating without the threat of a flood. So I fail to see the downside.

  4. matty1 says

    I thought it was established that Enil sent the flood because humans make too much noise?

  5. says

    This celebration of aberrant and deviant sexual behavior, homosexuality and cross-dressing particularly …

    What’s up with the wingnut obsession with crossdressing? Phillip Johnson, the “godfather” of Intelligent Design Creationism was also obsessed with boys in bras.

  6. Randomfactor says

    it is that black and white, it is good versus evil.

    I agree. But Barber’s not on the side he THINKS he is.

  7. RickR says

    I love that a man with a fondness for a lovely pair of fishnets and a smashing pair of evening pumps is engaging in “spiritual warfare”.

  8. Synfandel says

    …and cross-dressing particularly…

    There. You see? It’s those women wearing trousers.

  9. matty1 says

    If only all warfare was spiritual, imagine the headlines “200 people prayed about – don’t notice”, “US government sends good luck charm to Afghanistan”

  10. John Hinkle says

    Barber: This is spiritual warfare, it is that simple…

    It’s all fun and games and spiritual warfare until someone gets an eye poked out.

  11. kantalope says

    Can some bible scholar point me to the chapter and verse about the cross-dressing….I can’t seem to find that part, maybe I need a different trans-vesti-lation.

  12. says

    Can some bible scholar point me to the chapter and verse about the cross-dressing….

    Maybe it has something to do with mixed fiber clothing … you know, nylons and cotton bras.

  13. dingojack says

    Way back at #6, John Pieret , you asked “What’s up with the wingnut obsession with crossdressing?”

    Protesting too much?

    Dingo

  14. says

    dingo:

    Protesting too much?

    I feel pretty
    Oh so pretty
    I feel pretty and witty and bright
    And I pity
    Any girl who isn’t me tonight

  15. shouldbeworking says

    What, they don’t like Monty Python?

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay
    (He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay)
    I sleep all night and I work all day
    (He sleeps all night and he works all day)

    I cut down trees, I skip and jump
    I like to press wildflowers
    I put on women’s clothing
    And hang around in bars

    He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
    He likes to press wildflowers
    He puts on women’s clothing
    And hangs around in bars?

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay
    (He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay)
    I sleep all night and I work all day
    (He sleeps all night and he works all day)

    I cut down trees, I wear high heels
    Suspenders and a bra
    I wish I’d been a girlie
    Just like my dear papa

    He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
    Suspenders and a bra?

    He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay
    He sleeps all night and he works all day

    He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay

  16. says

    “Satan Sending America Back to Days of Noah”

    I prayed, FOR YEARS, to get beachfront property and a boat. Thank SATAN I became an atheistdevilworshipper!

    The best thing about the Monty Python “Lumberjack” song is how the RCMP choir becomes disconcerted and finally stops singing and leaves the stage.

  17. shouldbeworking says

    Suspenders? John, you have led a sheltered life. Just what holds your pants up?

  18. dingojack says

    shouldbeworking – A belt (well my paunch if I’m being strictly accurate). Don’t forget stocking suspenders (Americans call it a garter belt. Which is, I imagine, what is meant here), sleeve and sock suspenders.
    :) Dingo

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