Keyes: Obama Working With Terrorists

On Planet Wingnuttia, where no conspiracy theory is too crazy as long as it discredits Obama, Alan Keyes really should be elected the Grand Poobah or something. In his latest bit of stupid and crazy, he says that Obama is working with the terrorists to destroy America and impose martial law.

16 comments on this post.
  1. laurentweppe:

    Obama is Palpatine: it’s what Master Beck Yoda told Obi One keyesobi

  2. Draken:

    Obama Working With Terrorists

    Well yes: CIA, NSA, FBI…

  3. Pierce R. Butler:

    … Alan Keyes really should be elected the Grand Poobah …

    Considering how many offices he has campaigned for, it’s really just not fair that he hasn’t been elected anything!

  4. Raging Bee:

    …he says that Obama is working with the terrorists to destroy America and impose martial law.

    Did he complain when Republicans did that?

  5. Hercules Grytpype-Thynne:

    We are now experiencing the implementation of a terrorist strategy aimed at producing the very kind of disorder, confusion, fear and anger that would the provide an excuse for that fastening on the country of martial law.

    If the aim was to product disorder, confusion and fear in Keyes’ mental processes, then mission accomplished, apparently.

    IANAP (psychiatrist), but this man is quite obviously not well.

  6. d.c.wilson:

    I have wonder how people like Keyes are able to function in society. Does his family hide all the sharp objects so he doesn’t hurt himself? Given Obama’s record of indiscriminate use of drone attacks, the fact that Keyes appears to sincerely believe this nonsense makes me question his ability to perform even the most basic tasks like dressing himself or washing himself.

  7. Bronze Dog:

    With wingnuts spreading irrational panic over every tiny little thing, who needs terrorists?

  8. Randomfactor:

    Psst: Alan! The head terrorist is named “Boehner.”

  9. dan4:

    Doesn’t stuff like this spill over from free speech to slander?

  10. Ichthyic:

    I’ve begun to wonder if Keyes was a personal friend of Marion Barry back in the 90s, or at least they shared the same dealer.

    With wingnuts spreading irrational panic over every tiny little thing, who needs terrorists?

    more insightful than you might realize.

  11. Dave Jones:

    we really enjoy it when you little whiners start calling the police, but they won’t save you from JUDGMENT DAY

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    how we won the James Randi $1,000,000 Paranormal Challenge

  12. mikeyb:

    Keyes is jealous that his 15 minutes are dead and gone, now occupied by the likes of Beck and Alex Jones.

  13. drizzt:

    According to Keyes and company, Obama is so big he should have his own wingnut obamapedia, with entries for : muslim, alien, illegal, birth certificate, atheist, christian-hater, Benghazi, etc… I’d love to see Andy do it as a side project from his own ejaculatory exercise called conservapedia :)

  14. matty1:

    Is it possible to strengthen the Mabus filters? More and more seems to be getting through.

  15. blf:

    Who is nutter? Mabus or Keyes? Both seem to be so seriously off their meds I’m not sure there are any meds they could be on and not seem to be so batshite insane the bats and their shite won’t complain.

  16. Pierce R. Butler:

    Mabus/Markuze is using a ‘nym without an “m” in it?

    Atheists around the world are helpless in the face of such superhuman cunning!

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