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May 22 2013

Beck: IRS Scandal to Cover Up Benghazi

While most wingnuts are claiming that the IRS scandal is a horrible injustice for which Obama should be impeached, Glenn Beck says the opposite — that the administration deliberately sparked the IRS scandal in order to distract attention away from Benghazi. Hey, whatever works — it can be X and ~X at the same time on Planet Wingnuttia.

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  1. 1
    Mr Ed

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I guess she’ll die

    /we’ve joke about his juvenile intellect

  2. 2
    dingojack

    Hey Bek – still waiting for that ‘killer blow’ that would ‘blow the lid’ off Benghazi. Any sign of it getting into your lower colon at least?
    Dingo

  3. 3
    Raging Bee

    So…is Beck saying we should completely ignore the IRS affair?

  4. 4
    scienceavenger

    I predict any day now we will hear that the so-called Oklahoma tornadoes are another false flag operation to distract from Obama’s scandals.

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  6. 6
    Subtract Hominem, a product of Nauseam

    I predict any day now we will hear that the so-called Oklahoma tornadoes are another false flag operation to distract from Obama’s scandals.

    “So-called Oklahoma” is right! I can’t find a single reference to it in the Constitution. Look for yourself!

  7. 7
    Kevin, Youhao Huo Mao

    So Obama sparked the IRS Scandal back in early 2012, knowing that in September there would be an attack in Benghazi, and that people wouldn’t learn about the IRS until April 2013.

    I think the real scandal is why Obama isn’t using his psychic powers for other reasons.

  8. 8
    frankb

    I think the real scandal is why Obama isn’t using his psychic powers for other reasons.

    But he did use his psychic powers to plant his own birth announcements in the Honolulu papers.

  9. 9
    kantalope

    no – and no.

    That was done with the Soros time-machine; with the help of the black panthers…or something.

  10. 10
    Modusoperandi

    kantalope
    No. That was the Obama Family Time Machine, backed by Soros’ money, protected by the New Black Panthers, and powered by voter fraud.

  11. 11
    unemployedphilosopher

    There’s a joke in there about Lewis’s explosion, but I’m not clever enough to make it.

    (For those not as philoso-nerdy: If you embrace a contradiction, like P&~P, you can prove anything. Hence: explosion.)

  12. 12
    scienceavenger

    @5 Holy crapula Batman, just when I thought I had the level of stupid pegged…

    I figured they’d claim the tornados were faked, like Sandy Hook. Never in my wildest dreams did I think someone would claim the government actually made the tornados themselves.

    I surrender.

  13. 13
    d.c.wilson

    @7:

    No no. What actually happened is that Obama setup the IRS scandal in September because he was planning committing the Benghazi attack personally. Then he could use the IRS story to distract from Beghazi so that when everyone is focused on that: Socialism!!!

  14. 14
    democommie

    I don’t think that Bek even made this up himself. I think he stole it from Missy B. She was making noises about the same thing last weekend.

  15. 15
    Ichthyic

    I think the real scandal is why Obama isn’t using his psychic powers for other reasons.

    maybe he is. Maybe he has secretly hypnotized everyone, except Orly Taitz!

  16. 16
    Ichthyic

    Then he could use the IRS story to distract from Beghazi so that when everyone is focused on that: Socialism!!!

    we’re all socialists now, comrade.

  17. 17
    Gordon

    I think the real IRS scandal is that even under heightened scrutiny explicitly political groups can get tax exempt status.

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