Oh, Coach Dave is Upset

Coach Dave Daubenmire is a former high school football coach who spent the 1990s proselytizing his players before the ACLU put a stop to it. After that, he became a full time wingnut evangelist who posts incoherent rants to Youtube. In a recent one, he threw a fit about Jason Collins coming out as gay and President Obama praising him. My favorite part is where he says that homosexuality only exists “because men like you and men like me are letting it go on and won’t stand up and push back and say anything about it.” Yeah, if there’s one thing this country is lacking, it’s Christian right men publicly condemning gay people.


  1. says

    I’ve never understood this meme of keeping an “honorific” even when it no longer applies.

    People still call Jimmy Carter “president”, and Mitt fucking Romney “governor”. They ain’t either.

    This guy is not a “coach” (even though that’s about the puniest honorific one can possibly achieve). This guy’s proper pre-name adjective is “douche-nozzle”.

    And don’t get me started on “Reverend”. Just don’t get me started!

  2. says


    He goes by coach, because “Douche Dave Daubenmire.” was a little too much of an alliteration for him. And he needed a way to stand out from all of the other famous Dave Daubenmires.

    Crossing Guard Holytape.

  3. The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge says

    And don’t get me started on “Reverend”. Just don’t get me started!

    *Hides behind couch…*

  4. says

    In the video, I think you can actually hear all the blood rushing to his penis when he’s talking about butt sex between two men.

  5. raven says

    IIRC, Doubenmire was fired from teaching in the public schools. He then got a job at a private xian school.

    And was fired from that one also. Guy is just a control freak that no one pays much attention too.

  6. jnorris says

    Coach, you’re too much of an idiot for anyone to be threatened by you. So, why aren’t you killing gays like your bible commands? Are you afraid they are armed and you are too chicken-shit to be a real evangelical christian?

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