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May 03 2013

Beck Criticizes Conspiracy Theories

Sometimes it seems as though Glenn Beck is intellectually bipolar. While he claims that the government is involved in a giant conspiracy in the Boston Marathon bombings, he’s also criticizing the Tsarnaev brothers’ mother for believing in conspiracy theories.

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  1. 1
    democommie

    He’s criticizing her because she’s “trending” on Yahoo and he’s not. Well, that, and he’s fucking nuts.

  2. 2
    naturalcynic

    So close, yet so far away

  3. 3
    some bastard on the internet

    Pot, meet ke…… fuck, this phrase gets used a lot whenever Beck is involved, doesn’t it?

  4. 4
    Gvlgeologist, FCD

    @3: Just from seeing the headline, I thought to myself that this is why that phrase was invented. In a dictionary, Beck’s photo would be there as the type specimen.

  5. 5
    timgueguen

    “The only rational conspiracy theory is my conspiracy theory.”

  6. 6
    hunter

    The headline alone was enough.

  7. 7
    jnorris

    Who would know more so than Our Beloved Glenn?

  8. 8
    mudpuddles

    A man who spends his time encouraging dislike and mistrust of America, worrying about other people’s dislike and mistrust of America. I guess he wants a monopoly for his specific brand of crazy. After all, he makes millions form it.

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    democommie

    “Sometimes it seems as though Glenn Beck is intellectually bipolar.”

    Bi-polar? almost certainly. Intellectual? like a fucking turnip*.

    * I apologize for any turnips whose skin is so thin that they were offended by my utterly reasonable comparison. They are not the sharpest vegetable in the crisper drawer.

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