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Kincaid Revives Reefer Madness

Cliff Kincaid of Accuracy in Media, one of the loudest and dumbest conservatives in the country, thinks he’s finally figured out why Dzhokhar Tsarnaev committed terrorism: He smoked pot, a “mind-altering substance that can play a role in creating communist or Islamic terrorists.”

The dope aspect of the plot helps explain why they seemed to have no getaway plan, although we now learn they wanted to get to New York City to kill more people. Perhaps their minds were too scrambled to get to New York City. On the other hand, despite the reassuring claims from the media that authorities have found no evidence of foreign help, it is apparent that they did somehow master the art of making somewhat sophisticated bombs requiring timing devices…

On one level, the case seems bizarre. A USA Today story says, “Friends and classmates of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev can’t grasp how the pot-smoking party boy they knew is the same young man now accused of carrying out a terrorist attack.” Left unsaid is the fact that dope’s effect on the brain is what may have led him into his brother’s terror activities. He was probably so wasted mentally on drugs that he became easily manipulated by his brother and cannon fodder for the Islamist revolution on American soil…

Let us hope the media open their eyes as well, not only to the terrorist threat, but to how dangerous drugs can play a role in violence, murder, and mayhem. Marijuana is not the harmless drug the media frequently claim it to be. It is a mind-altering substance that can play a role in creating communist or Islamic terrorists.

So now marijuana makes people lazy, kills their brain cells and drains them of all ambition AND turns them into crazed terrorists who make sophisticated bombs to kill masses of people. You have to be a special kind of stupid or crazy to believe that.

Comments

  1. says

    Only if they had found 7 empty Doritos bags, Pink Floyd CDs and a broken lava lamp in their backpacks, would this even be remotely possible. I was a pretty heavy pot smoker in my youth and seriously, I was more interested in contemplating why leaves changed color in the Autumn than thinking violent thoughts.

  2. raven says

    While their home made bombs worked well enough, the rest of their plot was dumb to the point of nonexistence.

    It only makes sense if they were prepared to be captured or die in the next few days.

    They had no getaway plan. They were operating in the open in daylight in a place with a zillion cameras and video cameras. They were underfunded.

  3. Chiroptera says

    It is a mind-altering substance that can play a role in creating communist or Islamic terrorists.

    Or conservative pundits, come to think of it.

  4. scienceavenger says

    If pot smoking created terrorists, there would be a bomb going off in California daily.

  5. raven says

    The really big incompetence was their target itself.

    A large crowd of completely irrelevant people watching the Boston marathon.

    In many or most cases, violoence is counterproductive.

    This is one of them. A lot of people never heard of the Chechens but they have now and not favorably. One of the few vaguely sympathetic countries to their plight was the USA, who vaguely protested the heavy handed Russian tactics. All that is over and done with. Even the Chechen resistance seemed to be puzzled by it all, saying correctly that, “we aren’t at war with the USA.”

  6. Synfandel says

    Righteous weed, dude! I’m like so mellow. We should totally bomb the Boston Marathon.

  7. says

    He smoked pot, a “mind-altering substance that can play a role in creating communist or Islamic terrorists.”

    It can also play a role in creating republican presidents.

  8. dingojack says

    So lets see:
    The dope aspect of the plot helps explain why they seemed to have no getaway plan, although we now learn they wanted to get to New York City to kill more people. Perhaps their minds were too scrambled to get to New York City.”
    so dope affects your ability to plan.,,,
    it is apparent that they did somehow master the art of making somewhat sophisticated bombs requiring timing devices.” *
    …. except when it comes to constructing ”sophisticated bombs’ with ‘timing devices’. Gotcha.

    @@
    Dingo
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    * apparently Cliff hasn’t heard of that newfangled thing called the internet. But why would he, it’s only been around for about 20 plus years!

  9. Larry says

    If its true smoking herb can turn one into a muzzie terrorist, we have a whole generation that grew up in the 60s and 70s that we need to look out for.

  10. cptdoom says

    A friend of mine in college wanted to create a book called Plans Made While Stoned, just because of the ludicrous nature of must such plans, none of which would ever come to fruition. Whne I was buying my house a decade ago in DC, looking at gentrifying neighborhoods, one of my co-workers, who was a DC native, advised me to buy a house in a neighborhood where the teenagers on the corner were smoking pot, but not in a neighborhood where the teenagers were drinking, because the former are far less violent.

  11. says

    Ahhh, the masters of having it both ways — or as many ways as they want it — simultaneously.
    I remember the anti-pot commercials from years ago. The one where the guys sitting on a couch saying something to the effect: “I’ve smoked pot for 20 years and I never did nothing,” the implication being that he’s been on the couch in his parents’ basement doing “nothing” with his life for two decades.
    But then, when you find out that terrorist or mass shooter or Democratic presidential candidate smoked (or didn’t inhale) pot even once, it means he’s suspect at best and a dope-crazed fiend at worst. So when convenient, pot is a mind-altering substance that leads people and gives them the drive to rape/murder/getting blowjobs in the Oval Office.

  12. Trebuchet says

    If its true smoking herb can turn one into a muzzie terrorist, we have a whole generation that grew up in the 60s and 70s that we need to look out for.

    Including several presidents, such as Clinton (who didn’t inhale — right!), Bush II, who was both a coke-head and alcoholic but somehow manged to “get the big things right”, and Obama.

  13. grumpyoldfart says

    I’ve never seen a pot smoker act wisely after a few choofs. Instead they get sillier and sillier – almost childish sometimes.

  14. Skip White says

    On the other hand, drinking scotch and chain-smoking Lucky Strikes in the 1950’s made people good Americans, fighting the Red Menace.

  15. says

    Brett McCoy “I was a pretty heavy pot smoker in my youth and seriously, I was more interested in contemplating why leaves changed color in the Autumn than thinking violent thoughts.”
    “Did you ever think that maybe it’s not the leaves that change, but you, man?”

  16. says

    Clinton (who didn’t inhale — right!)

    Hitchens used to explain that the Clintons were big fans of hash brownies, so his “I didn’t inhale” comment is a typical Clintonesque fine-parse lie.

  17. says

    “You have to be a special kind of stupid or crazy to believe that.”

    Ed, Ed, Ed–they’re fucking teabaggists, stupid AND crazy.

    The only thing I ever wanted to kill when stoned was a half-gallon of Rocky Road.

  18. dingojack says

    Hey – They believe that adulterers, wearers of mixed fibres, kids who trash-talk their parents, those that shave the corners’ of their heads and those (men) who have sex with other men ( & etc.) should get stoned.
    Its just that they don;t have the cash to actually buy the dope… .[I know - how surprising!!]
    Dingo

  19. keithb says

    I bet he was self-medicating.

    I am suprised that Kincaid didn’t bring up the whole assasin/hashish thing.

  20. slavdude says

    So now marijuana makes people lazy, kills their brain cells and drains them of all ambition AND turns them into crazed terrorists who make sophisticated bombs to kill masses of people. You have to be a special kind of stupid or crazy to believe that.

    Maybe he’s a consumer? Of what, I don’t know, but it sure ain’t pot.

  21. says

    I’m stoned right now, and this thread? This thread is hilarious!

    And, um… dude? Violence? Only if you try to take my noms, because munchies is serious business.

  22. says

    @27:

    “Psst! Comrade Davidoff, open the door”

    “Comrade Davidoff?”

    “Da, Comrade Davidoff, open the door”

    “Comrade Davidoff’s not here!”.

  23. blf says

    If pot smoking created terrorists, there would be a bomb going off in California daily.

    What do you think causes all the micro-earthquakes?

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