Wingnuts: Hillary is Illuminati, Obama is Not


Rick Wiles of TruNews, a man so far off on the lunatic fringe that he makes Bryan Fischer seem almost sane, had Dr. Preston Bailey of the Spiritual Warfare Center on his radio show to explain how the Illuminati is bringing back the “pre-flood Luciferian government.”

Wiles: Lucifer ran this world and that is what they are seeking to bring back in the Last Days, that is the world government, that is the last beast, that is the fourth beast that is coming, it is a resurrection of the pre-Flood Luciferian government and the Illuminati is the bloodline that exists today with the assignment to bring about the resurrection of this pre-Flood Luciferian government.

Bailey: That is exactly what they’re doing; now the New World Order, so the head of the New World Order — there are many organizations — but the head of it is the Illuminati…

Bailey: You’re born into the Illuminati so if you hear these people who claim ‘well I joined the Illuminati and blah blah blah’ well they’re lying, that’s just not true, they have delusions of grandeur.

Wiles: Do you think Barack Hussein Obama is part of the bloodline?

Bailey: No he’s not; I’ve asked specifically. He is called the ‘Forerunner of the Antichrist.’ But Hillary [Clinton] is in the Illuminati.

Well as long as you’re being rational about this.

Comments

  1. slc1 says

    I object to leaving out the Bilderbergers, the Masons, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Trilateral Commission, the Zionists, and Skull and Bones. They are at least as nefarious as the Illuminati.

  2. Ben P says

    Ok….if you’re born into the illuminati.

    Why would “the illuminati bloodline” include a moderately successful businessman who was the son of some immigrant coal miners? Seriously? if you’re picking someone to take over the world, that’s not really who you go with.

    For background – Hugh Rodam, Hillary’s father owned a fabric supply store and accounts show he was pretty successful. His father was an immigrant from England and a Pennsylvania coal miner.

  3. says

    Why would “the illuminati bloodline” include a moderately successful businessman who was the son of some immigrant coal miners?

    Because that’s part of the conspiracy, silly! They wouldn’t want the rest of us to able to identify the Illuminatiratzi because they were fabuously rich and powerful.

  4. Trebuchet says

    Bailey: No he’s not; I’ve asked specifically.

    I’m in a quandary. I’d love to know who he asked, but value my brain cells too much to click on the link!

  5. zippythepinhead says

    Wait, wait, so … Obama is NOT the anti-christ?! Then why did I vote for him?

  6. anubisprime says

    @ OP

    Wiles: Do you think Barack Hussein Obama is part of the bloodline?

    Bailey: No he’s not; I’ve asked specifically

    A good tactic if you have no idea it is best to ask but….Who?…and on what basis was the answer provided? evidential, court record, interview, and exactly, what was specifically answered? and any witnesses to that answer…no!…what a pity!

    You see making claims of ‘specifically’ asking a question requires reiteration of what was ‘specifically ‘ answered!

    Do these brain challenged paranoid delusional ever…ever….listen to the puerile bullshite that pours from their gobs in copious steaming sticky gooey dollops themselves?

    Can they not for an instant realize that they are spouting complete, utter, juvenile, made up, fictional cobblers?
    Do these fuckers never grow up?

  7. Larry says

    Lucifer ran this world and that is what they are seeking to bring back in the Last Days, that is the world government, that is the last beast, that is the fourth beast that is coming, it is a resurrection of the pre-Flood Luciferian government and the Illuminati is the bloodline that exists today with the assignment to bring about the resurrection of this pre-Flood Luciferian government.

    He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

    One of these comes from a movie. See if you can tell which.

  8. Randomfactor says

    I think the Illuminatus Prime did an AMA on Reddit a while back. They probably asked him then.

  9. says

    @3:

    Why would “the illuminati bloodline” include a moderately successful businessman who was the son of some immigrant coal miners? Seriously? if you’re picking someone to take over the world, that’s not really who you go with.

    Well, the Rockefellers are descendants of oil billionaires. Maybe the Rodhams were just a cadet branch of the Illuminati House. You know, younger sons who weren’t left anything in the Illuminati Inheritance.

  10. jnorris says

    I think the Illuminatus Prime did an AMA on Reddit a while back.

    What kind of truck or car does Illuminatus Prime transform into?

  11. Scott Hanley says

    Bailey: You’re born into the Illuminati so if you hear these people who claim ‘well I joined the Illuminati and blah blah blah’ well they’re lying, that’s just not true, they have delusions of grandeur.

    And that’s why the Illuminati have so much less money than the Church of Scientology.

  12. Abby Normal says

    Luciferian is my favorite word ever of the day. “Welcome to Shurippak, mon. Take a toke of this fiendish bud and relax. It’s some super-sticky Purple Nephilim, mon.”

  13. caseloweraz says

    If this “Luciferian government” is pre-Flood, how can bringing it back usher in the Last Days? Wouldn’t it rather set the clock back several tens of centuries?

  14. thisisaturingtest says

    Ben P, @#3-

    Ok….if you’re born into the illuminati.

    Why would “the illuminati bloodline” include a moderately successful businessman who was the son of some immigrant coal miners? Seriously? if you’re picking someone to take over the world, that’s not really who you go with.

    Because working backward from your conclusion to the evidence means you can never be wrong.

  15. matthewhodson says

    Does this narrative imply that one or more of Noah’s sons were part of the pre-flood government?
    Did God save the bloodline through history?

  16. stever says

    The Illuminati, the Trilateral Commission, and the other popular bogymen are just a smokescreen. A little thought will show that the true rulers of the United States are the insiders of the insurance racket. Skeptical? Just try getting medical care if you haven’t paid your tribute.

  17. peterh says

    It may come as a shock to the fundiwackos to learn Lucifer was one of the bishops at the Council of Nicea in 325; Jerome was none too pleased with those who were sympathetic toward Lucifer’s teachs, as is abundantly clear in his diatribe, “Against the Luciferians:”

    http://www.newadvent.org/fathers/3005.htm

  18. Suido says

    “Rick Wiles of TruNews, a man so far off on the lunatic fringe that he makes Bryan Fischer seem almost sane”

    Statements like this (x much more crazy than reference person y) are common on Dispatch posts, and I would find it helpful if there was a continuum showing the relative craziness of the US far right. Is there such a thing?

    I’m picturing an exponential scale, as otherwise I don’t think it would be practical to use…

  19. anubisprime says

    Forerunner of the Antichrist

    A rather perfunctory scan of the inta’tubes kindda strongly suggests that approximately 13% to 25% of ‘mericans, depending on poll & polling weighting, consider Obama is the Antichrist…and not a trumped up new fangled critter with any pretensions of Anti-Christ ambitions.

    Mind you 4% of voters say they believe shape-shifting “lizard people” control our world by taking on human form and gaining political power.
    Even more surprisingly 5% of those polled believe Paul McCartney actually died in 1966 and was secretly replaced in the Beatles.

    Anyway whatever…seems a slight confusion of who is the Antichrist and this new category ‘Forerunner of the Antichrist’
    Not many folks beyond the mentally ill are aware of this revealed fact…although Rapture Ready clones signed onto the premise almost immediately but then they are the archetype loony tune brigade !

  20. noastronomer says

    a man so far off on the lunatic fringe that he makes Bryan Fischer seem almost sane

    Oh come on now. Don’t exaggerate, no-one is that far off!

    reads article

    Holy shit, you were right.

    Mike

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