Farah Knows How to Fix Our Problems


Joseph Farah says America is going to hell in a handbasket, with gay people actually starting to be treated like human beings and women being able to control their own reproduction. And for these “problems” he says he has finally found the solution: talking to imaginary friends and not eating.

We’ve got to do battle with the powers and the principalities we face, with the violence and immorality, envy, hatred and avarice by humbling ourselves and seeking the will and mercy of God.

A nationwide day of prayer, fasting and humility can have an enormous impact on restoring our country.

Imagine thousands of churches opening their doors to millions of worshippers who heartily confess their sins, seek forgiveness and pray for salvation and redemption and the restoration of our country.

I can think of no better date for such an event than Sept. 11, 2013.

Will you make a note on your calendar now to join me in that commitment?

Will you help me spread the word to the remnant of Americans who understand what we’re up against?

You bet I will, Joe! In fact, I don’t think you went nearly far enough. If one day of prayer and fasting is good, lots of days is even better. I’d suggest a Biblically-significant 40 days. For 40 days, you and your fellow fundies should be on your knees praying and not eating anything at all. And at the end of it, I promise that the world will be a better place.

Comments

  1. jnorris says

    I suggest they go to church all day praying and fasting for the entire month of November 2014. Start at dawn and don’t leave the pews until sundown.

  2. says

    Sure. Go ahead. Pray all you want. Fast as much as you want, too.

    No radio show on that day, though…can’t have that. You’re praying and fasting.

  3. matty1 says

    Surely anyone who would be at all tempted by this already goes to Church to pray every Sunday. Who does he imagine is going to go, “Well I never normally go to Church but if some nut on the interweb suggests it, I’m there”.

  4. dugglebogey says

    God will fix our problems? Holy Shit! Howcome nobody ever thought of this before! Dammit, if only we knew about this God thing earlier…

  5. Mr Ed says

    A day of prayer, just one day and you think God will listen. Jesus spent 40 days in the desert – away from society – fasting and praying. If you want real change I suggest go somewhere private and abstain from human contact, food and drink for 40 days.

  6. =8)-DX says

    I really should get into the habit of substituting “praying” with “talking to invisible friends” and “fasting” with “not eating anything”. Can anyone guess what “big cold boring place”, “virgins who tell ordinary people how to lead their lives”, “celebration of a brutal murder followed by a zombie outbreak” and “self-aggrandized bigot in the motherfucking hat” are?

  7. Rev. BigDumbChimp says

    I have an imaginary friend too. He tells me to burn things.

    Sort of like Farah’s friend.

  8. says

    Pornstache Joe knows how to fix our problems.

    But does he have the guts to put the gun in his mouth and pull the trigger? ‘cuz anything else is just fuckin’ around!

  9. says

    democommie

    Pornstache Joe knows how to fix our problems.

    But does he have the guts to put the gun in his mouth and pull the trigger? ‘cuz anything else is just fuckin’ around!
    That’s a nice sensitive comment right there! Why don’t you just go fuck yourself? Ort better yet, Ed can remove both your comment and mine.

  10. greg1466 says

    For 40 days, you and your fellow fundies should be on your knees praying and not eating anything at all. And at the end of it, I promise that the world will be a better place.

    …took the words right out of my mouth.

  11. slc1 says

    Re Democommie @ #10

    I would be satisfied if fuckface Farah took a long walk on a short pier.

  12. says

    I’m sure Farah will point out that Ramadan has worked so very well.

    No? So when his little shindig doesn’t do much to have an impact on restoring the US (you don’t think he’s going to stop complainling about immorality, envy, hatred and avarice, do you?) will he then admit that his god is no more the “real” god than Allah? No, I didn’t think so either.

  13. iangould says

    I was genuinely surprised that he didn’t finish up with a plea for funds to get the word out.

    Those billboards in Vegas are probably still empty.

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