Wait Until Michele Bachmann Hears This


At least, we have a “scientist” who is capable of bringing together Michele Bachmann’s two favorite subjects, vaccines and homosexuality. An Italian scientist — what kind is not clear — named Gian Paolo Vanoli is now claiming that vaccines cause people to become gay.

The vaccine is introduced into the child, the child then grows and tries to find its own personality, and if this is inhibited by mercury or other substances present in the vaccine which enter the brain, the child becomes gay. The problem will especially be present in the next generations, because when gays have children, the children will carry along with them the DNA of their parent’s illness. Because homosexuality is a disease, even though the WHO has decided that it is not. Who cares! The reality is that it is so. Each vaccination produces homosexuality, because it prevents the formation of one’s personality. It is a microform of autism, if you will. You will see how many gays there will be in the next generation, it will be a disaster.

Of course, Bachmann didn’t need that kind of “support.” If someone she didn’t know told her that vaccines caused their child to become gay, she would have gleefully gone on Fox News and declared it to be so, as she did with the woman who allegedly told her that vaccines had caused their child to become retarded.

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  1. anubisprime says

    So a seventy year old career anti-vaxxer has turned to a ridiculous meme to support his desperation?

    Quelle surprise!

  2. DaveL says

    The vaccine is introduced into the child, the child then grows and tries to find its own personality, and if this is inhibited by mercury or other substances present in the vaccine which enter the brain, the child becomes gay. The problem will especially be present in the next generations, because when gays have children, the children will carry along with them the DNA of their parent’s illness.

    So let me get this straight: homosexuality is caused by vaccines, but is then passed on genetically by people who have non-procreative sex.

  3. Mr Ed says

    Must be science it uses sciency words. So “the gay” is inherited in the DNA so the vaccine alters all the cells and not just some.

    I assume that as we now know gay is caused by mercury we will be shutting down all those coal power plants that are spewing all sort of gay stuff

  4. Captain Mike says

    “Each vaccination produces homosexuality … “

    I’ve been vaccinated on several non-consecutive occasions and I’m straight. Sure, I’ve had sex with men, but that was just to make other people happy. Maybe being vaccinated just makes you a little more GGG?

  5. says

    It would be so easy to prove him wrong. Conduct a large survey of all sorts of people who are willing to share their vaccination histories (typically documented in medical records*). Select only those subjects whose vaccination records can be verified, then analyze their sexual orientation and gender identity. I suspect that the result would not vary from the population as a whole.

    * I’m 54 and have my childhood vaccination records

  6. garnetstar says

    I’m breathlessly awaiting the publication of this groundbreaking research in Nature.

    Hope I don’t have to hold my breath too long……

  7. raven says

    and if this is inhibited by mercury or other substances present in the vaccine

    They never update their delusions. Intelligent Design creationism predates the invention of xianity.

    The mercury compound, thimerosal, was taken out of virtually all vaccines a few decades ago. This was under pressure from the mercury causes autism crowd.

    The incidence of autism has just kept going up. Mostly due to changes in diagnosis criteria and practice.

    They never let facts get in the way of their delusions either.

  8. raven says

    There have been sporadic whooping cough, Pertussis, epidemics on the west coast.

    Thanks to the anti-vaxers. A few people have died from it, mostly babies.

  9. says

    Sounds like a cootie shot taken to extremes.

    Not only does it protect you from cooties carried by girls, it makes you not even want to be with girls! Finally, playgrounds will be safe!!

  10. blf says

    This guy is apparently a complete nutter. From the Generalissimo Google™ translation of a FAQ which claims to be about him:

    11 – What ‘AIDS? AIDS is a collection of many diseases in the West is contracted only by persons at risk, such as drug addicts, homosexuals, blood transfusions, users of AZT, cortisone, interferon, powerful antibiotics, chemotherapy in Typically, radiation therapy, but above all by those who are vaccinated award, malnutrition and pollution of food, water and air that always reduces the immune system. It is NOT a sexually transmitted infectious disease, as it is to believe the world’s population, in order to test and sell the condoms are used, however, the latter, in order to avoid contact with children or people with venereal diseases.

    It then goes on to give some truly awful “advice” on the treatment of AIDS (which seems to be some sort of a herbal / vitamin magic potion).

    And:

    17 – Stellar plot? According to some sources, the ongoing warfare being waged against the humans, with vaccines and ‘was planned and agreed with and “gray” with “men in black” and the authorities’ U.S. government-related ! Purpose: immunodeprimere the human species in order to “connect the two alien-human species! …

    And “For 20 years I have built a model electronic / mechanical which proves the existence of antigravity!”

    Priceless. Assuming this FAQ is even vaguely correct, and the machine translation isn’t too borked, this guy is an absolutely priceless loony.

  11. muttpupdad says

    So by what he is saying everyone in the military is gay after all the forced vaccinations in boot camp?

  12. haitied says

    I think that diatribe would make more sense if it was pasted on top of a picture of a cat in a lab coat.

  13. raven says

    agreed with and “gray” with “men in black”…

    And confused as well.

    It isn’t the Gray Aliens that are making human-alien hybrids. It is the Reptilian shapeshifters. Some of the elite in the USA are human-Reptilian hybrids.

    I can believe that, at least. Romney definitely seems to have a lot of Reptilian genetic inheritance.

  14. Larry says

    So Teh Gay is like the midi-clorians in the horrible Star Wars I movie, little creatures that enter the cells to give one super-human powers, only, instead of making an individual able to detect and use the Force, one gets a fabulous sense of fashion?

    Do I have that right?

  15. abb3w says

    Another Google Translate of an interview, where he rejects the germ theory of disease.

    And yes, this evidently appears to be a new definition of the word “scientist”, since he calls himself an “investigative journalist”; it appears to involve skipping the “test hypothesis” step that traditionally goes between “form hypothesis” and “publish results”.

  16. caseloweraz says

    You all are ignoring this detailed scientific discourse promulgated by Doctor Vanoli: “Who cares! The reality is that it is so.”

  17. dean says

    Hope I don’t have to hold my breath too long…

    Not long. Maybe long enough to turn gay, since we’re finding out everything does that. Or long enough to pass out.

    My money is on the second possibility.

  18. Matrim says

    The mercury compound, thimerosal, was taken out of virtually all vaccines a few decades ago.

    And that form of mercury was never harmful in the first place. Reality has no bearing on what wing-nuts believe.

  19. says

    Even if it were true that mercury was still being used as a preservative in vaccines, there is a hell of a lot more mercury present in fish and shellfish we harvest and eat from the oceans. Perhaps this why the OT forbids us from eating it? Big Wisconsin tradition is Friday NIght Fish Frys (esp. during Lent) — we must be so *gay* right now in this state, right?

  20. says

    From a peer-reviewed medicine journal

    (my emphasis):

    Background

    Congenital rubella syndrome (CRS) is associated with several negative outcomes, including autism spectrum disorders (ASDs). The objective of this study was to estimate the numbers of CRS and ASD cases prevented by rubella vaccination in the United States from 2001 through 2010.

    Methods

    Prevention estimates were calculated through simple mathematical modeling, with values of model parameters determined from published literature. Model parameters included pre-vaccine era CRS incidence, vaccine era CRS incidence, the number of live births per year, and the percentage of CRS cases presenting with an ASD.

    Results

    Based on our estimates, 16,600 CRS cases (range: 8300-62,250) were prevented by rubella vaccination from 2001 through 2010 in the United States. An estimated 1228 ASD cases were prevented by rubella vaccination in the United States during this time period. Simulating a slight expansion in ASD diagnostic criteria in recent decades, we estimate that a minimum of 830 ASD cases and a maximum of 6225 ASD cases were prevented.

    Conclusions

    We estimate that rubella vaccination prevented substantial numbers of CRS and ASD cases in the United States from 2001 through 2010. These findings provide additional incentive to maintain high measles-mumps-rubella (MMR) vaccination coverage.

    And another irony meter bites the dust. Vaccination actually prevents autism.

  21. jaytheostrich says

    Folks, folks, you’re missing the victory here.. Bachmann ADMITTED that gays have kids! We’ve won! haha.

  22. tomp says

    Vanoli is a supporter of urine therapy. He believes drinking your own piss can cure everything. As far as being a scientist, he is a journalist and “health consultant in Nutritional Sciences and Natural Medicine,” according to Blitz.

    He also says that AIDS is not a sexually transmitted disease. That is only said to sell condoms.

  23. Michael Heath says

    Mr. Ed writes:

    I assume that as we now know gay is caused by mercury we will be shutting down all those coal power plants that are spewing all sort of gay stuff.

    You got it backwards. It’s the existence of gays that causes the burning of coal to emit mercury. To end mercury pollution we need to eradicate the gay.

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