Beck Produces the Mother of All Conspiracy Theories


This is a hilarious video clip of Glenn Beck at his famous blackboard, saying that America will soon be ruled by a combination of China and Islam. Oh, and Russia. And the Nazis. And America will become a third-world country. And it’s all about the Common Core education standards.

Comments

  1. says

    Oh poop. The pulled the video.

    I was so looking forward to being educated by Mr. Beck.

    I was also hoping to find out exactly what drugs he’s taking and in what combinations to create such wisdom.

    Nuts.

  2. raven says

    Where do the gays, atheists, and Space Reptiles fit in?

    If you are going to abandon reality, might as well do it all the way.

    BTW, last night I read an interesting statistic. 5% of the US population believes in shapeshifting UFO reptilian aliens. A lot of those are probably Glenn Beck fans.

  3. Francisco Bacopa says

    In terms of wealth and income distribution the US is already beginning to look like a third world country.

  4. oranje says

    They went after a bunch of RWW’s videos, so I’m not surprised this video got pulled. It’s like he doesn’t want people actually seeing what he says while he pressures cable companies to carry his channel.

  5. Randomfactor says

    Public school teachers in MY area are excitedly awaiting Common Core, because it specifically mentions using the Bible in class, and they think they can use it to spread the Gospel to the kids. So please, Mr. Beck, get them Bible-thumpers to oppose the standards.

  6. says

    #7

    “In terms of wealth and income distribution the US is already beginning to look(ing) like a third world country.”

    I think that’s closer to the truth.

  7. ambulocetacean says

    If the Chinese government really is in league with Big Islam, that will come as quite a surprise to the Uighurs, who last time I looked were having their heads lopped off and being forced to keep pigs in their mosques.

  8. bmiller says

    Well…I believe that there is a “conspiracy*” to turn the U.S.into a Third World country. But it is being directed by the kinds of white upper class businessmen that Beck’s politics loves.

    * No, there is no cabal, but the logic of the market and political economy as currently structured makes it inevitable

  9. Trebuchet says

    So let me see if I’ve got this straight:

    Federal Government = Bad
    Big Corporations = Not quite as bad, but still bad.
    DMCA, a Federal law protecting obscene profits of big corporations = nothing but good!

  10. ambulocetacean says

    DMCA, a Federal law protecting obscene profits of big corporations = nothing but good!

    Why do you oppose copyright laws?

  11. Trebuchet says

    In case #18 is serious, I think copyright laws are a necessary evil. Abuse of copyright laws is an unnecessary evil. And claims of the monetary losses due to copyright violations are ridiculously overblown.

    Just for the grins, here’s some fun reading on the subject:
    http://www.popehat.com/tag/prenda-law/

  12. Draken says

    @11:

    “Shapeshifting UFO reptilian aliens,” raven? I thought Beck was one!

    Yes, that’s why they are Glenn Beck fans, as raven put it:

    5% of the US population believes in shapeshifting UFO reptilian aliens. A lot of those are probably Glenn Beck fans.

  13. slavdude says

    @23:

    It’s like Glenn Beck is the conservative Stephen Colbert … or something. Only not funny.

  14. some bastard on the net says

    raven #6

    BTW, last night I read an interesting statistic. 5% of the US population believes in shapeshifting UFO reptilian aliens. A lot of those are probably Glenn Beck fans.

    You fools! Don’t you see it!? America is clearly under attack by The Founders of the Dominion! That explains how our enemies are simultaneously gay, atheist, muslim, female, commie, nazi , space-lizardmethings!!

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