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Apr 03 2013

Colbert on the Muslim Mop Sink

Stephen Colbert noticed that ridiculous controversy in Tennessee over a mop sink in a men’s room that some terminally ignorant Republican legislators thought was installed to help Muslims wash their feet. Because there’s so many Muslims hanging around the Tennessee state capitol building.

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  1. 1
    dingojack

    How much easier would it been for Jesus if they had this kind of thing installed in his time?
    Dingo

  2. 2
    anubisprime

    And these people got themselves voted into office…how does that work then?

    Ahh!…yeah relying on paranoid, frightened and not so smart voters…works every time apparently!

  3. 3
    matty1

    look a Muslim washing feet.

  4. 4
    karmacat

    Damn. I knew all those mops were Muslim

  5. 5
    Lithified Detritus

    What boggles my mind is that these idiots are so out of touch that they had apparently never seen a mop sink.

  6. 6
    bmiller

    Tennessee is such a beautiful state, too. Sad.

  7. 7
    Trebuchet

    Colbert had it all wrong on that mop. It was clearly the face of Jesus!

  8. 8
    Modusoperandi

    The “mop sink” was really a Muslim trap (they’d see it and scuttle over to it in their Muslin way, “wash” their “feet” and, boom!, leg-hold trap, after which they’d be tazed, tagged and released in to the wild, where they’d be tazed again and told to go back to Siraq or Pakistine or wherever). That is the real reason why there are so few Muslins in Tennessee.

  9. 9
    scienceavenger

    Because having Muslims with dirty feet is better?

  10. 10
    jaytheostrich

    At least they weren’t using it as a bidet.

  11. 11
    lancifer

    Here in Indianapolis a Baptist church protested the airport installing foot baths in the cabbies bath room. The non-Muslim cabbies didn’t much appreciate the mess that Muslim’s made washing their feet in the regular sinks so they were all for the new foot baths.

    The Baptists got some local press but luckily no one else gave a shit and the sinks went in.

    SHARIA LAW WINS AGAIN!!

    Ho hum.

  12. 12
    caseloweraz

    It’ll get worse come summer. You know those basins, about a yard square, into which you dip your feet at public swimming pools to prevent bringing communicable diseases into the water?

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