The wingnuts may be apoplectic about the idea of two gay people getting married, but they have no problem joining two deranged conspiracy theories in unholy matrimony. Susan Harris, another mediocrity plucked from the right wing blogosphere by the Worldnutdaily, combines the evil gay agenda with the UN’s Agenda 21:
One has to wonder if the bigger motive behind the homosexual agenda isn’t to secretly achieve voluntary population control: Perhaps the ultimate goal is to save the planet from the inevitable destruction of man-made climate change. One could conclude that the sustainability efforts behind Agenda 21 would greatly benefit from same-sex partners who would no longer pollute the planet with the unwanted carbon footprints of tiny feet. Even those diesel-spewing school buses could become a welcomed relic of the past if enough people stopped procreating.
They really do seem to believe that allowing gay people to get married is going to create more gay people. It’s quite bizarre. Apparently, the overwhelming allure of being gay requires that we punish and discriminate against gay people in order to prevent straight people from giving it a try. I’ve been heterosexual my entire life and I’ve never found it difficult to remain straight despite having a great many gay people that I care about. The only ones who ascribe such attractive power to The Gay are those who are opposed to it.
Harris spends a bit of time in her column complaining that many people thinks Shakespeare was gay. To quote the bard, methinks she doth protest too much.