Beck: Bachmann Ethics Investigation a Muslim Brotherhood Plot

Glenn Beck says his pal Michele Bachmann is only under investigation for allegedly misusing PAC funds to pay campaign staff and other campaign law violations because of a Muslim Brotherhood plot to destroy her. With no evidence, of course, because evidence is a communist plot.


  1. tuibguy says

    I just found out that the State Department is forcing Somalis into her district! Just dumping them there and she can’t turn them back!

    When will the madness end?

  2. StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return! says

    .. sold to radical Islam

    Didn’t know radical Islam had that much money or we were sale.

    Knew Bin Laden personally was rich but :

    a) he’d kinda spent mosta his cash already yeah?

    b) Wasn’t he disowned by his multi-godzillionaire-y family like

    & c) he’s also kinda dead now and all.

  3. StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return! says

    Poor Michelle Bachmann first teh Gheys getting her in a toilet alone~ish (quelle horrour! teh horrour!) den those Muzzie Brothers all outta get her too! I bleedz a river fer ‘er I .. don’t.

    Like they need the help anyhow given, y’know, how Michelle Bachmann helps herself with her spewing politcial mistakes outta her mouth non-stop.

  4. kantalope says

    Evidence is part of the plot – lack of evidence is part of the cover-up!

    Now the real question is, how did the muslim-brotherhood get control of the House Ethics Committee while rupubs are in the majority? Hmmmmm?

    (hehe House Ethics Committee is funny)

  5. Phillip IV says

    Yeah, poor Michelle has the Muslim Brotherhood after her because she said “Benghazi” too much. Everyone knows the Muslim Brotherhood hates people who say “Benghazi”, because when it has been said often enough, Obama will have to resign. *eyeroll*

  6. Trebuchet says


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  7. says

    What a scary fucking world they’ve invented to live in.
    If I were going to create a fantasy world, it would be one with puppies, flying kites on a secluded beach with Salma Hayek and one where eating plates of bacon would make me lose weigh. Beer would likewise be a health food and flow from fountains.
    And all kids would have enough to eat. They also would be well-educated and not believe in sky daddys, but I repeat myself.

  8. anubisprime says

    I find it absolutely extraordinary that anyone actually believes a word he utters!

    The true definition of brain dead…’a Beck follower!’

  9. says

    You’d think the Muslim Brotherhood would have better things to waste their money on. Especially since Bachmann is a woman doing a “man’s job,” something they’re not fans of.

  10. mudpuddles says

    I clicked on one of the links that popped up in the YouTube-y window after that clip. Wow… I did not realise just how nuts Penn Jillette is. I knew he was a misogynist fuckbrain, but wow, I thought aside from that he was a capable of some rational thought. What. An. Ass.

  11. says


    I agree with everything fifthdentist said, except…

    Alone on a beach, flying kites with Salma Hayek? THAT could ONLY be the result of Muslim Brotherhood plot!!

  12. says

    It would be nice to see the headline when the FEC actually came after Missy:

    “Congresswoman Michele Bachman Goin’ Down!”

    maybe with the corndog photo?

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