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Rick Wiles: Gays Responsible for North Korean Nukes

In the competition for the title of the nation’s looniest wingnut, Rick Wiles of TruNews radio is making a hell of a case for it. On his show last week he claimed that gay people are responsible for North Korea getting nuclear weapons and killing us all.

Let me remind the gay rights fanatics, North Korea plans to send a nuclear warhead our way. There’s a terrible price to pay for outright rebellion against the Holy God of Israel and your sins are going to get us all killed.

North Korea is going to nuke us because gay people exist. How very logical. Oh, and Obama is sending weapons to Mexico and arming the Department of Homeland Security for the “full communist revolution.”

The violent El Salvador street gang MS-13, they’ve gotten their hands on rocket-propelled grenade launchers, light anti-tank weapons, and AK-47s. MS-13 has also linked up with Mexico’s drug cartel The Zetas.

So why do you think that Barry Soetoro, that communist who goes by the name Barack Obama and his sidekick Eric Holder, were shipping thousands of weapons to Mexico in the Operation Fast and Furious scandal? I’ve said all along this was about arming revolutionary gangs in Mexico to wage war in Texas and Arizona. When the full communist revolution gets underway, why do you think Homeland Security is stockpiling billions of rounds of hollow point ammo? It’s not to protect you and me. They’re setting up ammo depots for Obama’s commie army.

And when none of that happens, it won’t even make a tiny dent in the bubble in which Wiles lives.

Comments

  1. brucecoppola says

    Obama’s commie army

    Say what you will about wingnuts, but they do come up with great band names!

  2. Randomfactor says

    Maybe now that they’re a nuclear power, gays will start getting some respect.

  3. Jordan Genso says

    why do you think Homeland Security is stockpiling billions of rounds of hollow point ammo?

    Logistically speaking, is that even an appropriate ratio for stockpiling? Would the government need (let’s say) 10,000 rounds of hollow point ammo for each member of “Obama’s commie army”?

    I think we’ve identified some wasteful spending the conservatives are always talking about wanting to cut.

  4. Phillip IV says

    The violent El Salvador street gang MS-13, they’ve gotten their hands on rocket-propelled grenade launchers, light anti-tank weapons, and AK-47s

    But apparently they couldn’t get their hands on enough handgun ammunition, which made that item the only one Obama had to buy for them. And then they teamed up with Los Zetas, because all that drug running and making millions at the price of their country is really just a front for a hidden communist/reconquistadorian agenda. Got that. And Kim Jong Il is the tool of God’s vengeance, that’s clearly the only possible explanation for his behavior. And sending a nuke our way by that way is just the kind of thing God would do, because it reads clearly and unambiguously as a condemnation of marriage equality. I guess apart from all of that, it’s not that much of a stretch…

  5. jaytheostrich says

    But.. I thought Barack Obama was to be leading a MUSLIM army. Or are they muslim communists? I’m soo confused..

  6. says

    …North Korea plans to send a nuclear warhead our way. There’s a terrible price to pay for outright rebellion against the Holy God of Israel and your sins are going to get us all killed.

    Wait, they actually think Kim Jong Un is an agent of God? If that’s true, we have nothing to worry about — he’s taking forever to make a bomb that works, he still doesn’t have a missile that can reach the gayest parts of America, and he’ll probably never get as many nukes as either gay-friendly America or godless commie China. The Holy God of Israel better stick to protecting Israel — though even that seems a bit beyond his powers.

  7. says

    Bullwinkle: “Hey, Rockie … Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat:

    There’s a terrible price to pay for outright rebellion against the Holy God of Israel and your sins are going to get us all killed.

    Rocky: “That trick never works.”

  8. Ulysses says

    I for one welcome our new gay, nuclear armed overlords. Or are they non-nuclear armed Latino gangsters? I can never keep those two straight.

  9. Scr... Archivist says

    There’s a terrible price to pay for outright rebellion against the Holy God of Israel and your sins are going to get us all killed.

    I was thinking about this notion just this morning. The logic seems to go like this:

    1.) Yahweh is real, and just as described in the Bible.
    2.) Yahweh’s favored nation in Old Testament times was Israel. He held them to a higher standard.
    3.) When the ancient Israelites disobeyed Yahweh’s orders, he punished them severely. (Specifically because they were his special country.)
    4.) Yahweh’s favored nation today is the United States of America. He holds them to a higher standard.
    5.) When today’s Americans disobey Yahweh’s orders, he punishes them severely. (Specifically because they are his special country.)

    Of course, the easiest way to defuse this logic is to recognize that Yahweh is a fictional character. The house of cards falls down right there.

    Also, I think this version of exceptionalism is why American authoritarians ignore the fact that several other countries have protected marriage equality. Those other countries aren’t the special favorites of Yahweh (which in itself is a kind of punishment), so they need not fear his correction of them as much as the U.S. does.

    It’s all a weird mix of terror and self-flattery.

  10. says

    Didn’t Operation Fast and Furious start under the Bush ATF? Also, it was the idea of the local office, not the federal agency. Are Mexican gangsters communist revolutionaries? I thought they were black-market capitalists. Does this mean drugs will be available based on your need and priced to your ability to pay from now on?

  11. kantalope says

    a) Why is god using an atheist country as his agent of retribution?

    b) How did this Barry Soetoro convince George Bush to start operation Fast and Furious?

    c) Is the Los Angeles street gang ms-13 tied to the old Russian communists, the Chinese communists, the Cubans, or are they maybe Philosophical Marxists?

    This conspiracy has not filled in all the holes yet.

  12. jackiepaper says

    So because God’s a bigot he’s going to kill thousands of people including kindly grandmas and babies?

    Do tell us again about how loving and just this God fellow is.

  13. mvemjsun says

    Since when has god cared about “kindly grandmas and babies” He gets off on his kids killing babies for him. Dashing their heads on rocks and stuff. He also loves to punish/kill kids for their parents behavior. So some parents in the country are gay or do not discriminate against gays so kill everyone. No need to change his charactor one bit.

  14. Scr... Archivist says

    Raging Bee @15,

    But aren’t they the same guy? And not? I admit that I could never follow the story after that Doomsday arc.

  15. jnorris says

    Let me remind the gay rights fanatics, North Korea plans to send a nuclear warhead our way. There’s a terrible price to pay for outright rebellion against the Holy God of Israel and your sins are going to get us all killed.

    *
    Remember what Christian Bible God did to Canada! The USA is next on the list, just as soon as Jesus turns North Korean trees into long-range ICBMs.
    *
    What I really want to know is where this all fits into the Rapture, Pres Obama being the Anti-Christ, and Armageddon prophecy?

  16. freemage says

    Now, now, Bee and Archivist, you guys are forgetting–Jehovus only smites America because He loves us. See what we made Him do? (An entire religion founded on battered-spouse syndrome is an impressive feat, I guess.)

    ******

    jnorris: Honestly, I’d almost be inclined to accept a successful North Korean intercontinental ballistic missile launch that brought a functional nuclear warhead into the Lower 48 of the U.S. without being intercepted or failing to work as a miracle sufficient to prove divine intervention. I’d also be forced to then oppose that dirtbag deity with every fiber of my being, because He’s obviously a grade-A asshat, but I suppose believing in Him would be a start, in their eyes.

  17. says

    Crap, teh ebil gheys can slaughter good, Bible-belt Christianists with mighty hurricanes, earthquakes and tornadoes and NOW Bible-monster is giving them nuclear weapons?
    Obviously old Yahweh loves gay people the best. Repent white, heterosexual Christians and embrace the penis before it’s too late for you!

  18. says

    “And when none of that happens, it won’t even make a tiny dent in the bubble in which Wiles lives.”

    You’re looking at it the wrong way. They aren’t liars per se: they’re DM’s. Think of the current right-wing as a giant game of dungeons and dragons, and you won’t be far off. Obama will cancel the election! Quick, roll a saving throw! Well done, you have defeated the democrats and earned 37XP! The democrat drops one Supreme Court nomination!

    This sort of thing. The right no more gets mad at its false prophets than you do at your friend the game master when there isn’t really a troll approaching–in fact, they’re far more likely to get angry at someone who points out that they aren’t really heroes saving the world, they’re nerds moving lego characters around a dry erase board in their parents’ basement. It just messes with the immersion and ruins the session, and it’s considered bad form.

  19. d cwilson says

    Honestly, I think wing nuts are aware of what goes on in other countries only in some vague, abstract way. They only think of them when 1) We need oil; 2) They pose some kind of terrorist threat to us; 3) They can serve as a bad policy example or; 4) They’re Israel.

    The fact that Yahweh hasn’t smited Canada over gay marriage or that Canadians like their single pay health care system doesn’t register on their minds. It doesn’t confirm their worldview, so they just don’t think about it.

  20. Ichthyic says

    It’s a gay Muslim Latino Commie Liberal Hippie Abortionist army!

    anyone I missed?

    I would have added “america-hating” but that seemed redundant.

    :)

    oh, anyone know what color uniforms they would wear?

  21. dan4 says

    “So why do you think that Barry Soetoro,…who goes by the name Barack Hussein Obama…”

    Is there any actual evidence that Obama legally changed his last name to “Soetoro,” or do these idiots actually think that when a person’s mother marries for the second time, his/her last name AUTOMATICALLY changes to that of his/her stepfather?

  22. Red-Green in Blue says

    Raging Bee (#7):

    Wait, they actually think Kim Jong Un is an agent of God?

    No, of course not. He’s an agent of Satan, and Satan is the (deniable) agent of God. This is American Jesus we’re talking about here, and American Jesus is a good capitalist: “thou shalt subcontract” is practically one of the Ten Commandments! :)

  23. stace says

    Jehovus only smites America because He loves us

    Nuclear incineration = God’s version of tough love.

  24. stace says

    oh, anyone know what color uniforms they would wear?

    No, but I am sure they are FABULOUS.

  25. Nick Gotts (formerly KG) says

    @kantalope

    Is the Los Angeles street gang ms-13 tied to the old Russian communists, the Chinese communists, the Cubans, or are they maybe Philosophical Marxists?

    Deluzean post-modernists. That’s what those heavy drugs do to you.

    @dan4

    Is there any actual evidence that Obama legally changed his last name to “Soetoro,”

    None. I think this kind of name-changing is supposed to indicate that the person doing it has some special knowledge, insight or sophistication, lacked by the common herd, but to a lesser degree shared by the reader. Others do it by calling Hitler “Schiklgruber”, or in the case of a notorious twerp who posts here, “Frankenberger”.

  26. Nick Gotts (formerly KG) says

    “Schiklgruber” should be “Schicklgruber” @34 – although it is often misspelled by those who miscall Hitler by that name.

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