Mar 09 2013

Brown’s Odd Source of Pride

Remember that fake degree Brian Brown of the National Organization for Marriage was set to receive from a non-existent university? He’s “honored” to receive it. Because what screams honor more than a fake degree from a fake college?


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  1. 1

    Certificates from the American Kennel Club have more validity.

  2. 2
    W. Kevin Vicklund

    Because what screams honor more than a fake degree from a fake college…

    …run by an organization whose president receives his salary from you?

  3. 3

    I’m more proud of a gold star I received in grade 1 for getting most of my arithmetic questions correct.

  4. 4
    Phillip IV

    Well, being a professional hate-spout is probably pretty emotionally unrewarding in the long run, so I guess he takes any show of appreciation he can get.

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    some bastard on the internet

    The medal I got in a karate tournament when I was eight is probably worth more than that, and mine said “participant.”

  6. 6

    With his crappy sense of social justice and compassion, a fake honor is all he’s ever likely to earn.

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    Dr X

    Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitatus Committeeatum e plurbis unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th.D.


    Doctor of Thinkology

  8. 8

    @Dr X, Baum would be so proud!

  9. 9

    Is the degree written in crayon with a macaroni border?

  10. 10

    A “degree” from Glenn Beck U has more validity.

  11. 11

    There’s probably a lot of people who don’t think about the difference between being honored and being flattered.

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    Stanley James

    when I was a kid and a stamp collector,I got some german stamps that said 30.000DM as free samples

    the paper they are printed on is worth more then his degree.

    I’d sure like to send him my version for him of the degree he deserved via email

    Shame they haven’t invented smellovision.

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