Brown’s Odd Source of Pride

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   tsig

   March 9, 2013 at 10:16 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment

   Certificates from the American Kennel Club have more validity.

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   W. Kevin Vicklund

   March 9, 2013 at 10:46 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment

   Because what screams honor more than a fake degree from a fake college…

   …run by an organization whose president receives his salary from you?

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   shouldbeworking

   March 9, 2013 at 11:00 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment

   I’m more proud of a gold star I received in grade 1 for getting most of my arithmetic questions correct.

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   Phillip IV

   March 9, 2013 at 11:19 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment

   Well, being a professional hate-spout is probably pretty emotionally unrewarding in the long run, so I guess he takes any show of appreciation he can get.

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   some bastard on the net

   March 9, 2013 at 11:52 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment

   The medal I got in a karate tournament when I was eight is probably worth more than that, and mine said “participant.”

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   MikeMa

   March 9, 2013 at 12:00 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment

   With his crappy sense of social justice and compassion, a fake honor is all he’s ever likely to earn.

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   Dr X

   March 9, 2013 at 12:55 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment

   Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitatus Committeeatum e plurbis unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th.D.

   Th.D?

   Doctor of Thinkology

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   MikeMa

   March 9, 2013 at 1:15 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment

   @Dr X, Baum would be so proud!

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   borax

   March 9, 2013 at 2:13 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment

   Is the degree written in crayon with a macaroni border?

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    d.c.wilson

    March 9, 2013 at 4:32 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment

    A “degree” from Glenn Beck U has more validity.

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    abb3w

    March 9, 2013 at 7:20 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment

    There’s probably a lot of people who don’t think about the difference between being honored and being flattered.

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    Stanley James

    May 11, 2013 at 11:43 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment

    when I was a kid and a stamp collector,I got some german stamps that said 30.000DM as free samples

    the paper they are printed on is worth more then his degree.

    I’d sure like to send him my version for him of the degree he deserved via email

    Shame they haven’t invented smellovision.