This is genius. Someone has put together a version of the Aristocrats joke using things done in the Bible. If you don’t know what the Aristocrats joke is, here’s Gilbert Gottfried’s version of it, taken from the Hugh Hefner roast (this didn’t make the TV show, of course).
Feb 24 2013
God’s Version of the Aristocrats Joke
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Reverend PJ
February 24, 2013 at 11:14 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
That was interesting…
democommie
February 24, 2013 at 11:19 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I just hope that if they have to choose one to air, that they opt for the ex-AFLACduck flack’s version. There might be impressionable young children listening and the Wholly Babble is porn cubed.
Joey Maloney
February 24, 2013 at 12:55 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
It needs annotation. I don’t recognize the source of most of the appalling acts described.
Michael Heath
February 24, 2013 at 1:39 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
This joke requires cites to the referenced biblical passages.
Lucas Black
February 24, 2013 at 2:19 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
There is now a basic reference at the bottom of the blog.
It links to a site that contains lists of murders, rapes, stonings etc from the Bible. It’s then easy to x-ref to the actual bible & verify the whole lot.
janiceintoronto
February 24, 2013 at 5:17 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Oh! That man said a bad word!
WMDKitty -- feeling so very small
February 24, 2013 at 6:34 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
*giggling*
Marcus Ranum
February 25, 2013 at 8:15 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I found his obsession with sweat to be bordering on offensive.
David C Brayton
February 25, 2013 at 10:23 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
That could really use a NSFW warning.
pHred
February 25, 2013 at 1:35 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
It’s Gilbert Gottfried – at a roast – you can pretty much skip the FW and go straight to Not Safe in general. Good grief – he could use his voice to peel paint just reading the phone book !
WMDKitty -- feeling so very small
February 25, 2013 at 3:48 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Uh, David, it’s the Aristocrats joke. What were you expecting, puppies and sunshine?
Stevarious, Public Health Problem
February 25, 2013 at 10:43 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Hey, don’t bash poor David for not knowing in advance. He’s one of Today’s Lucky Ten Thousand, learning something new that everyone already knew.
http://xkcd.com/1053/