Cahn on 9/11 and Marriage Equality


The Worldnutdaily’s favorite Messianic Christian nutball, Jonathan Cahn, went on a Christian talk show and said that 9/11 was allowed by God as a warning for us and that if we legalize same-sex marriage, it will mean we’ve missed the message. So apparently God sends hateful Muslim anti-gay bigots to destroy things in order to allow hateful Christian anti-gay bigots to argue that we must all be hateful anti-gay bigots. Or God will beat us up some more.

Comments

  1. Didaktylos says

    @#1 – you don’t have to be a nutcase when you start working at WND – time takes care of any deficiency.

  2. dingojack says

    So what was the Canadian equivalent to Muslim nut-cases flying passenger jets into skyscrapers?
    Mustamisdit.
    Dingo

  3. Nihilismus says

    The fact that someone has to tell us what the message was means that God is a horrible messenger. Also, 9/11 happened over two years before the first state recognized same-sex marriage, so we were punished as a warning not to do something we hadn’t even done yet?

  4. Larry says

    Why does their sky fairy insist on making such obscure points with such violent actions? Wouldn’t it be much more clear for it to paint a big sign in the sky using clouds letting us know precisely what we are supposed to do or not do? Nobody gets killed and the message gets across.

  5. says

    I thought 9/11 was a message to fight theocracy and “moral” systems involving divine bribery… Not a message from any god, though, but from causality, poetically anthropomorphized.

  6. Johnny Au Gratin says

    That message has worked for 2,000 years. They won’t be changing it any time soon.
    That message has worked a lot longer than 2000 years. That’s just how long there has been this particular reference manual available.

  7. Rodney Nelson says

    So what was the Canadian equivalent to Muslim nut-cases flying passenger jets into skyscrapers?

    The Tim Hortons-Wendys merger.

  8. Trebuchet says

    @Larry, #7:

    Why does their sky fairy insist on making such obscure points with such violent actions? Wouldn’t it be much more clear for it to paint a big sign in the sky using clouds letting us know precisely what we are supposed to do or not do? Nobody gets killed and the message gets across.

    In Comic Sans, of course!

  9. jnorris says

    MEMO
    TO: God
    RE: Clearer Messages

    The PR people did a quick one and ran it up the lag pole.
    Results: start with a precise and short message about your displeasure in humans
    Include details about any planned catastrophe intended to reinforce said message.
    Conclude, post catastrophe, with a statement of love.
    Survey says 78.2% approve this strategy.
    *
    See you next Saturday for golf and drinks?
    LCFR

  10. Crudely Wrott says

    In reply to Larry @#7, I’ve a better suggestion. Why doesn’t this god thing take advantage of the night sky? After all, it is full of little points of light which it could easily treat as pixels. You know, like we do on our computer screens.

    All it would have to do is spend its day rearranging the pixels into the text message o’ the day. Like a cosmic tweet.

    That would get some attention, I’ll tell you. Of course, it may be a strain to include the requisite amount of threat and invective in 140 characters but then it is supposed to be such a great character that one could reasonably think it just might be possible.

    After all, astronomers, who would likely be the first to notice and could record each tweet, have long been honored if not revered by the common people so each night could contain a little bit of nasty and a little bit of nice. Before long the little people would just eat it up and the fat cats would have little choice but to fall in line.

    I don’t see why that should be any problem for the thing that hung those little lamps up there in the first place.

    We should try to find some people who would put that in the prayers they offer up to it and see what happens, eh?

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