Orly Taitz Discovers Second Obama

Birther queen Orly Taitz has made yet another shocking discovery, presumably in her anal cavity (where she has plenty of time to look since that is where her head is lodged). In her latest dismissed lawsuit, she declares that there is not one but two Obamas — and the one in the White House just might be an Indonesian spy.

Additionally, widely published picture by Dr. Scott Inoue, Obama’s former classmate, shows Barack Obama as a third grade student in Hawaii in 1969. At the same time official Obama school records show him in Indonesia in 1967-1969 attending school in Jakarta Indonesia under the name Barry Soetoro. It means that from January 1, 1967 till 1969 we could see two distinct individuals: Barry Obama residing in Hawaii and Barry Soetoro residing in Indonesia. We do not know, (sic) which one of them came back to the U.S. in 1971. Recorded interview and recollection of Lia Soetoro Sabah, foster daughter of Ann Dunham and her second husband, Obama’s stepfather Lolo Soetoro, confirms the recollection by Scott Inoue. (Liah Soetoro Sabah died suddenly at the age of 52 before Obama’s scheduled visit to Indonesia) If Barry Soetoro came back, than (sic) the question is, what happened to Barry Obama? Is he even alive? A number of high ranking officials of the U.S. Government and the government of Hawaii are complicit in the most egregious crimes, cover up of the forgery, however it might be more than fraud and forgery. If Barry Soetoro came from Indonesia instead of Barry Obama, this is espionage.

Even better, she tells the judge that if he doesn’t rule the way she wants him to, he’ll be tried for treason:

Based on all of the above if this court does not reconsider and does not issue an immediate TRO, this court will

a. violate its’ Oath of Office to protect the U.s. constitution

b. will become complicit in the elections fraudc. will become complicit in the cover up of forged IDs of Barack Obama

d. will become complicit in selective Service fraud

e. will become complicit to the Social Security fraud committed by Obama

f. will become complicit to the IRS fraud, as it will allow Obama to continue using a stolen Social Security number in his tax returns

g. will become complicit to treason against the United States of America by knowingly allowing a foreign national to usurp the U.S. Presidency

IF THE DEFENDANTS AND THIS COURT CERTIFY OBAMA AS A LEGITIMATE PRESIDENT, WHILE POSSESSING ALL OF THE DOCUMENTS AT HAND, THEY MAYBE LATER PROSECUTED AS BEING A PART OF A RICO, RACKETEERING CONSPIRACY TO DEFRAUD AMERICAN CITIZENS

Someone might want to give her a copy of RICO. It has nothing whatsoever to do with the case. The judge gave this petition all the consideration it was due, which I suspect was about 5 minutes of gut-busting laughter followed by a quick dismissal.

39 comments on this post.
  1. lclane2:

    We may be dealing with Capgras syndrome.

  2. Wes:

    Additionally, widely published picture by Dr. Scott Inoue, Obama’s former classmate, shows Barack Obama as a third grade student in Hawaii in 1969. At the same time official Obama school records show him in Indonesia in 1967-1969 attending school in Jakarta Indonesia under the name Barry Soetoro. It means that from January 1, 1967 till 1969 we could see two distinct individuals: Barry Obama residing in Hawaii and Barry Soetoro residing in Indonesia.

    Because it couldn’t possibly mean that he spent the spring semester of 1969 at one school and the fall semester at another. That never happens (except for all the times where that happens all over the world).

  3. ArtK:

    It’s Cargo Cult law yet again. Say or write the magic words and what you wish for will be yours. Mix in a lot of paranoia and some general-purpose stupidity and you have Orly Taitz. Not only is RICO not applicable, but threatening the court with *anything* is a move almost guaranteed to get your filing thrown out. I have a (repulsive) picture in my minds eye of Taitz stomping her foot like a 4yo and crying “If you don’t give me what I want, my big brother Rico will come and beat you up! So you better do it!”

    It’s fascinating, in a train-wreck sort of way, how disconnected from reality people like Taitz can be while still able to function day-to-day. How big is the step from her current state (or Alex Jones’) to a strait-jacket and padded cell?

  4. TCC:

    It means that from January 1, 1967 till 1969 we could see two distinct individuals: Barry Obama residing in Hawaii and Barry Soetoro residing in Indonesia. We do not know, (sic) which one of them came back to the U.S. in 1971.

    Since it would have been impossible to “come back to the U.S.” from Hawaii in 1971, the answer should be clear. (Which means, of course, that Orly won’t get it.)

  5. dugglebogey:

    You can always tell the evil twin, he’s the one with the beard.

  6. tulle:

    Oh no,I just found out I was enrolled at Beasley Elementry in Missouri in 1969 and also in Arlington Jr High in Florida in 1969. I have no idea how this could be. Am I really me??????

    Hmm after thinking about it, maybe it was because my father was transfered from St. Louis to Jacksonville? Naw that could not be it.

  7. Kevin:

    Right…because even back in 1967, the NWO knew that this Barry dude was going to get himself elected to the Presidency.

    I totally buy it. NWO finds an obscure third grader in Indonesia and conspires to have him take the place of an obscure Hawaiian. third grader in order that in 2013, he can ban all guns and set up death camps. Either that or make sure people have health insurance.

  8. TGAP Dad:

    Isn’t it time for someone to step in and prevent her from having direct access to the federal court system? It seems like the ABA, the licensing authority, or courts should step in and put a stop to her. I say these things knowing full well that if this comes to fruition, my own entertainment would be diminished.

  9. dingojack:

    Ironically, a quick search of the US White Pages came up with two people calling themselves ‘Orly Taitz’ at two different addresses. Suspicious or what?
    Is the Orly Taitz filing her motions in court the real Orly Taitz?
    If the Californian Bar Association helps perpetrate this fraud they could be opening themselves up to RICO proceedings…. &etc.
    Dingo

  10. slc1:

    Finally, a judge has told Mr.Taitz what I have expounded on several comments here and elsewhere, namely that the courts have no jurisdiction in this matter.

    http://lagunaniguel-danapoint.patch.com/articles/orly-taitz-judge-states-why-she-s-wrong

    Money quote: England said Taitz should have taken up her claim with the U.S. Congress, for “the Constitution gives Congress, and Congress alone, the power to remove the President.”

    The court has no say in the matter, England said: “The Court cannot require that President Obama present, or even possess,” a birth certificate or social security card.

    Additionally, Ms. Taitz has claimed that she has the power to arrest the president in Connecticut.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/24/orly-taitz-connecticut_n_2541233.html

    About time that this nutcase is committed to a psychiatric institution where she will get some much needed therapy.

  11. Larry:

    Can’t someone please give this woman the help she so sorely needs? Our treatment of the mentally handicapped over the last 30 years has degenerated to the point where sick people wander the streets and courtrooms, mumbling about conspiracies, dual identities, and other such things that are echoing within their head. In reality, these are cries for help that go unanswered.

  12. eric:

    Oh no,I just found out I was enrolled at Beasley Elementry in Missouri in 1969 and also in Arlington Jr High in Florida in 1969. I have no idea how this could be. Am I really me??????

    Hah! I can do better. This was a while ago, but on a couple days in my childhoot I was in Melbourne (Australia) and Hawaii at the exact same time and date. :)

  13. matty1:

    Almost there, in fact there are multiple Obama’s, every time a conspiracy theory is muttered another Obama is born and inserted into the space time continuum.

    I have made three myself, one who was born on Mars as part of a top secret Al Quaeda experiment, one who is the reanimated corpse of Joseph Stalin and another (you won’t believe this) who is legitimate President of the United States and a political moderate.

  14. raven:

    that there is not one but two Obamas — and the one in the White House just might be an Indonesian spy.

    She has found us out!!!

    The Obama in the White House is a pod person. All the best people are pod people these days.

    Seriously, it is hard to say when wingnuts cross over into mental illness. But it looks like Taitz has done it.

    As mentioned in comment #1, a common delusion among the seriously disturbed is that all your friends and family have been replaced by duplicates who nevertheless still look and act exactly the same.

  15. kantalope:

    Those Indonesians…recruiting 10 year old spies…they are so devious! And what has this spy, now that he has become President, done to repay Indonesian handlers? Something secret, I’m sure.

  16. Moggie:

    As far as I can remember, the state supreme court has the power to order an attorney to submit to a psychiatric evaluation (as happened with the notorious Jack Thompson). Surely it’s beyond time this was done with Taitz?

  17. Crip Dyke, MQ, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden:

    Okay, to be fair, RICO was a suave move by congress to criminalize talking to people from whom you benefit financially about doing something illegal. It could hardly be more broad. The judge gets money which is administered by someone. I actually haven’t looked up the law, but I don’t believe that the federal judiciary has their own independent treasury. So the judge – though not answering to Obama – gets a paycheck from the gjy who reports to him. Then, to the benefit of Obama, decides a lawsuit.

    We all know the facts here, but in bizarro-land where there’s a smidgen of a possibility that this judge knowingly assisted in a fraud, if the judge later has a conversation with someone whom the judge can reasonably expect to be in communication with the treasury or with the office of the president, and if in that conversation the judge says 1) that the case was decided without considering the merits (even if he didn’t consider them b/c he didn’t think it had any), and 2) that the judge expects to continue getting paid… that might just be enough under RICO.

    Eh, on second thought not. Life tenure of the judiciary. However if the judge was originally appointed by Obama, then you might just have enough, with one important reservation:

    I very strongly suspect – not having looked at the whole law ever, and not having read any part of it in the last 3 or 4 years – that there’s an exemption for the federal government itself (the government per se cannot be a corrupt organization …bwahahahahahaha!! We know why that would be put in there). But even then, it the conversation was with someone who spoke with the Obama campaign rather than the office of the president, you have an analogous situation if Obama later nominates/hires the judge for a new/better job.

    This is one of the reasons that free speech protections and freedom of association protections are so vulnerable. Once there is a financial tie, the crimes of one person that somehow benefit another person makes that other person’s speech criminal if that person discusses anything about a) the crimes or b) things that might benefit the criminals in the exercise of their criminal enterprise.

    It is ridiculously broad. Yuck, I say, Yuck.

  18. d.c.wilson:

    I am still amazed that this woman ever passed the bat exam. Are the standards in California really that low?

  19. MikeMa:

    DC: ‘bat exam’ Tee hee. Excellent error.

    Really amazed at the breadth of this lunatic’s reach into the abyss.

  20. slc1:

    Re d. c. wilson @ #18

    Actually, the California bar exam, along with that of Massachusetts, is supposed to be the most difficult to pass of any of the states.

  21. Modusoperandi:

    dingojack “Ironically, a quick search of the US White Pages came up with two people calling themselves ‘Orly Taitz’ at two different addresses. Suspicious or what?”
    And one of them is only at one address from 9-5 Monday to Friday while the other is never at the other address there during those times. What are they trying to hide?
     
    Larry “Can’t someone please give this woman the help she so sorely needs?”
    Hmmm. The old treatment, of elections every two years, isn’t working any more. We’ll have to up the dose. Annual elections for everyone!
     
    raven “As mentioned in comment #1, a common delusion among the seriously disturbed is that all your friends and family have been replaced by duplicates who nevertheless still look and act exactly the same.”
    Yes. The worst thing about being surrounded by pod people is that it isn’t even an upgrade. At least pay for drinks, pod people!

  22. fifthdentist:

    Well, duh, if Obama has a time machine that he used to go back in time and place birth announcements in newspapers, then surely he could travel into the future and steal a cloning machine.
    And he would have gotten away with it to, if not for etc., etc.

  23. baal:

    Shhhh, noone tell Orly about the lizard people. I don’t think she could handle it.

  24. marcus:

    “Birther queen Orly Taitz has made yet another shocking discovery, presumably in her anal cavity (where she has plenty of time to look since that is where her head is lodged).”

    Pure. Fucking. Gold.

  25. DaveL:

    Orly Taitz must have been raised by sea sponges, if she finds it suspicious that someone could be in two different places within the same year.

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  27. John Pieret:

    You can see the judge’s decision on the TRO (pdf) here:

    http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Grinols-01.16.2013-order-denying-emergency-TRO-motion-heard-on-01.03.2013.pdf

    The money quote:

    At the hearing, Plaintiffs’ counsel argued that “common-sense” demands the Court interpret the United States Constitution as requiring the President of the United States to have a valid birth certificate, social security number, and selective service certificate. However, in deciding the merits of a case, the Court cannot simply rely on suspicions and what Plaintiffs claim is “common sense.” To be clear, the Court understands that “common sense,” has its place in the political process. However, courts must base their decisions on the Constitution, statutes, rules, and regulations passed by the legislative branch and signed into law by the executive branch.

    Hey! No fair referring to stuff like the Constitution, statutes, rules, and regulations that Orly has never heard of!

  28. dingojack:

    DaveL –
    Surely not this little guy? (He’s sooooo gaaaaayyyy!!!)
    :D Dingo

  29. savagemutt:

    I think she’s been swallowing her dental patient’s old mercury fillings.

  30. Sastra:

    Orly Taitz needs to read (or re-read) James Thurber’s “The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.” If she does, she’ll note that the main character, while often confused, still has it together enough to avoid playing out his private roles in public life. Read and learn, my dear, read and learn.

  31. Karen Locke:

    Do judges go into their chambers to roll on the floor laughing, or do they do it in the courtroom?

  32. John Pieret:

    Do judges go into their chambers to roll on the floor laughing, or do they do it in the courtroom?

    There is a transcript of the motion hearing but it won’t be released at the court’s site until April 18th. If I remember, I’ll get it then. There should be some comic gold.

  33. chilidog99:

    @ D. C. Wilson
    She passes the “bat” exam. She bit its head off and ate it.

  34. iangould:

    That Orly Taitz is to at least some degree delusional is pretty obvious.

    But as with all these cult leaders, you have to ask yourself how much is sincere insanity and how much is conscious deceit to keep the adulation and money coming in from the rubes.

    When Orly claims her car has been tampered with, or that statements in Obama’s public speeches are directed at her personally she’s pretty obviously delusional. when she tells her followers “This next case will succeed unlike all the previous ones. Send money!” You have to wonder.

  35. Crudely Wrott:

    When I was a kid growing up in Madbury, New Hampshire, where the road passed the house roughly north to south, I attended first grade by walking south to catch the bus to Oyster River School in Durham. In second and third grades I walked north to catch the bus to Woodman Park School in Dover. From fourth grade on I walked north to catch the bus to Oyster River.

    Gee, that makes me a triplet! But I’ll be damned if I can find my doppelgangers. They must be cloaked behind new identities the gummint gave them. I shudder to think of what mischief they must have been up to and are possibly still doing.

    Do mind yourself around me.

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  37. martat:

    I find it extremely disrespectful to claim that another person’s head is located in their anal cavity, just because they happen to disagree with a given opinion.

    Everybody on this pages seems to happily agree that somebody attacking President Obama must be some sort of nutcase or villain – never mind that the US president signed the NDAA on New Year’s eve , doesn’t give a damn that he kills civilians and children by drones on a daily basis, has a record of having individuals murdered without due process, and possesses a kill-list! Isn’t there more evidence that he is a villain than that Taitz is? No need to pull the racism card because: A villain is a villain, no matter the color of his/her skin. Appearances and impressions can be very deceptive. Orly Taitz has more guts than you can imagine.

    “It is likely that the overwhelming information coming from credible parties cannot be ignored any longer and it might be the reason behind the decision by the Hon. Chief Justice John Roberts to grant [attorney Dr. Orly] Taitz a full Supreme Court Conference on February 15, 2013. This story will be updated as the events evolve.

    The case titled Noonan, Judd, MacLeran, Taitz v Bowen provides a mountain of evidence of Barack Obama using a last name not legally his, forged Selective Service application, forged long form and short form birth certificate and a Connecticut Social Security number 042-68-4425 which was never assigned to him according to E-Verify and SSNVS.

    Who is Harrison J. Bounel? According to the 2009 tax return submitted by President Barack Obama, he’s the President of the United States. All nine U.S. Supreme Court Justices are scheduled to discuss this anomaly today.
    …The word is spreading, 2 million 30 thousand hits on Google under Orly Taitz… ”
    http://www.secretsofthefed.com/media-blackout-obamas-supreme-court-hearing-about-forged-ids-was-friday-decision-on-tuesday/

  38. slc1:

    Re martat

    Let’s suppose that everything that Mr. martat says is 100% true. What does he expect the SCOTUS to do about it? They have no authority to remove the president from office. That is the prerogative of the Congress. That’s the whole problem with the birthers, they are wasting their time in courtrooms. They should be taking their “evidence” to the Congress and demanding an investigation.

  39. dingojack:

    Aww how cute – an Orly sockpuppet!
    Apparently it’s terribly, terribly disrespectful to call Orly for what she is, but calling the President, the Congress, the Chief Justices of the USA liars and evil is perfectly A-OK.

    …doesn’t give a damn that he kills civilians and children by drones on a daily basis, has a record of having individuals murdered without due process, and possesses a kill-list! Isn’t there more evidence that he is a villain than that Taitz is?”
    Citations required.
    Also wouldn’t killing civilians and children include Washington, Jackson, Theodore and Franklin Roosevelt, Taft, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Reagan, Clinton, Bush (both senior and junior) as well as Obama. It’s called war, Americans do it all the time. Going to call them villains too? Or is that only reserved for last (and why would that be I wonder?)

    The case titled Noonan, Judd, MacLeran, Taitz v Bowen provides a mountain of evidence of Barack Obama using a last name not legally his, forged Selective Service application, forged long form and short form birth certificate and a Connecticut Social Security number 042-68-4425 which was never assigned to him according to E-Verify and SSNVS“.
    Except all this ‘evidence’ amounts to nothing at all. Easily falsifiable flim-flam that’ll be laughed out of court.

    “…a full Supreme Court Conference on February 15, 2013…”
    Well I suspect the Justices need a laugh now and then. BTW how did it go (you realise it’s the seventeenth today, right?)

    2 million hits is nothing. How popular (or in this case not) makes no difference in a court of law.

    Ms Taitz can’t be much of a lawyer, she doesn’t even know that the courts can’t remove the President, only Congress can do that (here’s a hint for you it’s in the Constitution of the United States under ‘Impeachment ‘). And even if they did, the Presidency would fall onto the VP Joseph Biden*.

    The last paragraph alone demonstrates, beyond reasonable doubt, that Orly has her head firmly wedged into her rectal passage

    Dingo
    ——–
    * Even a dumb foreigner like me knows that!

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