Jack Schaap, pastor of a huge megachurch in Hammond, Indiana, came up with a novel excuse for why he had a sexual relationship with a 16 year old girl: He was just so stressed out about donations going down at the church that he couldn’t help himself:
Jack Schaap, who pleaded guilty in the U.S. District Court in Hammond in September to transporting a minor across state lines for sexual relations, says in his sentencing memorandum that the stress from his health and his church’s depleting finances led to him suffering from depression shortly before he started the month-long relationship with the girl, who turned 17 a week after it started. Donations to his mega-church, one of the largest in the country, were down, which meant the church had to lay off employees and Schaap was working up to 100 hours a week.
Part of that increased work included counseling students, one of whom was his victim, at First Baptist’s schools.
That’s the worst excuse since Newt Gingrich said he cheated on his first two wives because he just loved his country so much. By the way, 140 members of his church submitted letters to the court in his support, including his wife:
“We were known for our happy marriage, and it was not a hypocrisy; it was real,” Cindy Schaap, Jack Schaap’s wife, said in a letter.
You just keep telling yourself that.

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Marcus Ranum
January 8, 2013 at 12:35 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“We were known for our happy marriage, and it was not a hypocrisy; it was real,”
… There were just a few critical pieces of information missing.
lldayo
January 8, 2013 at 12:36 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I wonder how much Cindy Schaap is profiting from the church.
slc1
January 8, 2013 at 12:36 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
If the girl was 16, isn’t this statutory rape? Will the state be prosecuting him after the feds get through with him?
eric
January 8, 2013 at 12:39 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
So, then, he should enter a plea of “guilty but a really nice guy.”
marcus
January 8, 2013 at 12:40 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Well at least he didn’t say it wasn’t his fault because she seduced him. Although I would be willing to bet that his wife is blaming (to her mind) the little “tramp”.
Abby Normal
January 8, 2013 at 12:43 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
SLC1, 16 is the age of consent in Indiana. So it probably wasn’t rape from a legal perspective.
kenbo
January 8, 2013 at 12:53 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I am surprised he didn’t blame gay marriage.
stever
January 8, 2013 at 12:55 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Anyone else creeped out by the Christian preachers’ use of “pastor?” The word means “shepherd”, implying that they see their followers as sheep. You know what sheep are for: to be fleeced (and sometimes slaughtered) to enrich the shepherd.
usingreason
January 8, 2013 at 12:57 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I can’t help but wonder how many of the hundred hours per week were devoted to singly out the young girls he was going to try to have sex with, or counseling as he calls it.
cag
January 8, 2013 at 12:58 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
At the recent funeral of my brother, my comments were snooze worthy. What I really wanted to say was:
Bronze Dog
January 8, 2013 at 1:01 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
And some find other uses, both for the “lambs” as well as the adults. Of course, this is also for the pastor’s benefit, not the victim’s, and it’s also easily forgiven by the other sheep.
Doug Little
January 8, 2013 at 1:14 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
And if you are from New Zealand…. I kid, I kid.
ohioobserver
January 8, 2013 at 1:21 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Re: those who believe his justification and continue to support him: Is it me, or is it them, who lives in the weird world? I’m a high-school teacher, spend my entire working day with nubile young women, and never ONCE in my almost 30 years of teaching have I even THOUGHT of having anything close to an intimate relationship with any of them. It’s not normal, right, safe, or honorable. It’s nuts. Especially when you consider that teenagers are the world’s champion gossips, have very low filters for the consequences of risky behavior, and whatever happens is bound to get out. It’s suicidal. So what ethical system did these people grow up with? That it’s OK to firetruck a teenager if you’re a “Man of God?” Holy Sh**.
Larry
January 8, 2013 at 1:24 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“Counseling students”. That’s what they’re calling it these now.
Back in the day, we used to refer to it as “hiking the Appalachian trail”.
DaveL
January 8, 2013 at 1:25 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
As someone who actually raises sheep, I am endlessly amused that Christians use this metaphor. It fit the Old Testament God fairly well, actually – he took care of the Hebrew people as a whole, but on the individual level people were expendable. However, I doubt if any of the New Testament authors were shepherds, or even if they knew any shepherds personally.
Gregory in Seattle
January 8, 2013 at 1:36 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
@slc1 #3 – A lot depends on the state. In Washington State, the de facto age of consent is 16. However, if the older person is in a position of authority over the younger, then the age of consent is 18. Here, he would be guilty of a Class C felony if it was actual intercourse, or a gross misdemeanor if there was not.
(Washington’s laws are a bit complex, in that we have no explicit age of consent and age difference is taken into consideration. If anyone is interested, the relevant laws are in Revised Code of Washington 9A.44)
Blondin
January 8, 2013 at 2:05 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
You don’t have to be a Cuttlefish to observe that Jack Schaap is fulla’ crap.
tomhuld
January 8, 2013 at 2:32 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
If he was worried about funding, couldn’t this just be a novel form of fund raising? You go around with the collection plate and say: “Nice daughter you got there, shame if something should happen to her”.
richardelguru
January 8, 2013 at 2:33 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Doug Little “I kid, I kid”
No, no those are young goats not sheep.
naturalcynic
January 8, 2013 at 2:36 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I thought it was Old Montana, where men were men and the sheep were nervous.
Area Man
January 8, 2013 at 2:37 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“By the way, 140 members of his church submitted letters to the court in his support, including his wife…”
And herein lies the problem. I can understand why people instinctively lend support to one of their own even when it’s clear that they’ve done something wrong (he may be an asshole, but he’s our asshole), but the leaders of fundie churches can apparently commit child rape, embezzlement, solicit prostitution, snort meth, and just about any other serious form of misconduct and still not be ostracized. Is it any wonder that they keep doing these things?
davefitz
January 8, 2013 at 3:28 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
See, this is what happens when gays can marry. Sigh, if only Jack had take Christ as his personal sav…nevermind.
Doug Little
January 8, 2013 at 3:49 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
richardelguru @19
Nice, I shiny internet to you sir. That made my afternoon.
vmanis1
January 8, 2013 at 5:17 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Isaiah 53:6: `For we, like sheep, have gone astray, we have turned everyone to his own way’. That first comma really does change the meaning! (The metre actually works if you sing `For we like sheep, but they like goats’.)
Back to the topic of this thread. I would have some respect, as opposed to none, for Schaap if he were to say `I accept personal responsiblity for the disgrace I have brought on myself, my family, and this congregation, as well as the pain I have inflicted on this young woman. Accordingly, I am going to resign, get some counselling, and attempt to rebuild my life to earn your respect again.’ But they never do that.
marcus
January 8, 2013 at 5:39 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
@20 I heard it was Saskatchewan.
tacitus
January 8, 2013 at 6:14 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
What is quite surprising in this case is the fact that he was very rapidly deposed as pastor and reported to the FBI. Often pastors like Schaap have such a tight grip on their church hierarchy that such things can be hushed up and made to go away (until the victim decides to come forward, anyway).
Schaap succeeded his father-in-law as pastor of that megachurch, and there is quite a history of sexual shenanigans from during the 1990s with multiple lawsuits and even an arrest for child molestation amongst the staff. Perhaps that’s why Schaap was so rapidly turned over to the authorities.
Rip Steakface
January 8, 2013 at 6:51 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Washingtonian teen here. I’ve had friends date people up to four years (or more!) younger than them, and the complexity of our laws comes into play when seniors or freshly-graduated people are dating freshmen or sophomores (this is all high school here). My best friend is dating a girl just under 4 years younger than him – he turns 19 on inauguration day, and she is currently 15. I investigated our laws for them, and apparently the laws include a bit where a 15 year old can consent to sex with a person less than 40 months (might have been 42, but somewhere around or above 40 and below 50) older than them.
Of course, the friend in question is a straight-edge, straight-laced type who would ask for permission before holding her hand, let alone having sex with her. Heheh.
billdaniels
January 8, 2013 at 7:16 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The role of the shepherd is to take care of his sheep and to protect them from danger, the opposite of what these xianist ministers do.
bybelknap
January 8, 2013 at 8:23 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Regarding sheep, shepherds, goats and goatherds, one of my favorite quotes from Small Gods by Terry Pratchett
“The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his view of humans, was a shepherd and not a goatherd. They have quite different ways of looking at the world, and the whole of history might have been different. For sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.”
joedelaney
January 8, 2013 at 11:15 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
If you people would just give him more money, he wouldn’t have to bone high-schoolers — sheesh, isn’t that obvious? Oh, and you’re *welcome*, BTW.
DaveL
January 9, 2013 at 9:14 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Well, if you leave out the whole “fleecing them and eating their young” part, then yes.
davidhart
January 9, 2013 at 9:59 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Okay, fine. Gratuitous wooly temptations joke from my corner of the world (Scotland):
How can you tell the difference between Mick Jagger and an Aberdeenshire farmer?
Jagger says “Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!”
The Aberdeenshire farmer says “Hey, MacLeod! Get off of my ewe!”
stace
January 9, 2013 at 12:34 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Back in the day, we used to refer to it as “hiking the Appalachian trail”.
In West Virginia, I believe it’s known as hiking that Appalachian tail.