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Jan 07 2013

Wingnut on Wingnut Crime: Klingenschmitt vs Gingrich

Newt Gingrich recently said that the Republican party needs to come to grips with the fact that a majority now supports LGBT equality and shift their positions. That prompted loony bigot Gordon Klingenschmitt to declare that Gingrich is controlled by a “demonic voice.”

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  1. 1
    richardelguru

    He’s only just figured that out?!?!??

  2. 2
    John Hinkle

    Will there ever come a time when people stop listening to that blowhard? Oh, and Klingenschmitt too?

  3. 3
    Raging Bee

    Newt Gingrich recently said that the Republican party needs to come to grips with the fact that a majority now supports LGBT equality and shift their positions.

    This is not the first time Newt Gingrich has pretended to be the Wise Elder Statesman bravely describing problems he’s still a major part of, while continuing to be part of the problem whenever it suits him. And I’m sure it won’t be the last. He’s a hypocrite talking out of both sides of his ass, and being criticized by morons like KlingonSchmuck only adds to his Mature Elder Statesman cred.

  4. 4
    naturalcynic

    Gordon’s been watching too many 60 year old cartoons where the little angel sits on one shoulder and the little devil sits on the other,

  5. 5
    Doug Little

    Is it even possible for the Republican party to reverse their position and still retain some modicum of integrity? Maybe if they on reversing their views they kick the evangelicals to the curb, I’m not holding my breath on that one.

  6. 6
    usingreason

    Has to be true, Newt would never say anything to besmirch his sacred honor.

  7. 7
    lorn

    Am I the only one who thinks that Donald Trump and Newt Gingrich are the same person but one is the drunk version of the other?

    Where does demonic possession figure into this? My guess is that it’s the hairpiece. In the Newt phase the hairpiece is stuffed into a pocket safely out of sight. Donald wears the demon is plain sight but pays a steep price in that his brain’s close proximity to such power causes him to lose thirty IQ points.

  8. 8
    holytape

    I would believe that a demon was possessed by Newt, but never the other way around.

  9. 9
    Modusoperandi

    lorn “Am I the only one who thinks that Donald Trump and Newt Gingrich are the same person but one is the drunk version of the other?”
    Wrong. They’re both the drunk version of the other. Take that, wall of reality!

  10. 10
    fifthdentist

    So when does Newt admit that there were times that he loved his country so much he had homosexual affairs in between his heterosexual affairs?

  11. 11
    jnorris

    Will Gordon Klingenschmitt please give us the list of Republicans NOT possessed by a demon(s), i am sure it is a smaller list. He could do that and then STFU forever.

  12. 12
    dingojack

    Anyone one else think Fruity Gordo is the drunk, live action version of South Park’s Mr Mackie?*
    M’kay?
    Dingo
    ——–
    * Oh Gordo, love the turtle-neck! [snurkle]

  13. 13
    StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    Go Newt(on) Gingrich!

    (Yeah, okay I’ve got a soft spot for the fool since he gave one great speech about a possible future moon base.)

    Also Newt is now “taking pleasure “in the though of teh Ghey buttseck! Orly? OMG! (Not.)

  14. 14
    StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    @11. jnorris :

    Will Gordon Klingenschmitt please give us the list of Republicans NOT possessed by a demon(s), i am sure it is a smaller list. He could do that and then STFU forever.

    Nah. His *own* possessing demon would never, I say, never let him do anything like that!

    (Said In Jest.)

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    StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    @7.

    Donald wears the demon is plain sight but pays a steep price in that his brain’s close proximity to such power causes him to lose thirty IQ points.

    Only thirty points? I don’t think so!

    My speculation is that Trump is a Poe deliberately playing a ridiculous character for the Lolz a bit like Dam Edna Everage / Barry Humphries* only not quite so openly. Gotta be surely?

    * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Humphries#Dame_Edna

  16. 16
    eric

    Klingenschmitt says Gingrich is inhabited by demons. Sciambra says he knows how demons are released. Put those two together, and….no, I don’t really want to visualize that.

  17. 17
    shallit

    That is some serious crazy. How did this guy ever get in a position of authority?

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