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Nov 22 2012

Sheets: God is Tired of Obama’s Crap

Dutch Sheets is another one of those “new apostles” who thinks he talks to God and receives prophecies, along with Cindy Jacobs, Lou Engle and others. And he says God is going to continue to punish America because he’s tired of being mocked by Obama.

I certainly believe America is and will continue to reap judgment. And I believe the fruit from the reelection of Barack Obama will be our most severe judgment to date. Let us not forget that the political party Americans just voted back into power boldly favors abortion, homosexuality, homosexual marriage, and that they voted God and the support of Israel out of their platform. And. I might add, boo-ed when God was put back in the platform after the potential fallout was realized. God is not mocked, however, and will have the last word.

Our economy will surfer greatly. The financial devastation and quality-of-care deterioration associated with socialized medicine will be staggering: more liberal, pro-abortion. Constitution disregarding. anti-God Supreme Court justices will be appointed (meaning more babies will die, marriage will be dishonored and immorality will be defended); Islam will be emboldened; our military will be weakened; and devastations from natural disasters will continue and perhaps increase. This is the short list.

The fact that Obama is a judgment, his policies will increase judgments, and this will be used by God to turn America is clear to me. What is not so dear is whether or not the outcome was controlled by God as a part of His judgment, or if He was giving us another choice and we rejected it. I cannot agree that because America had gone too far, God mandated the outcome. I believe He was still offering America an opportunity for grace. We chose judgment not God…

Two more friends of mine had dreams in which Barack Obama was named Belshazzar {see Daniel chapter 5). This was the ruler in Babylon who saw a hand writing on the wall of his palace – as lie and his friends were mocking God. The ominous message written by the hand of God was, “You have been weighed on the scales and found deficient.” The writing went on to say Belshazzar’s reign would end.

I don’t know what form the judgment of the Lord will take, but I am quite confident that God has put up with all of the mocking He intends to from Barack Obama, and that Daniel 5 is now his passage. I say this without malice or ill will, but nonetheless, confidently.

So we have several of these “new apostles” having dreams that they say gave them a prophecy that Romney was going to win. And we have others having dreams that they say give them a prophecy of what will happen now that Obama won. Because apparently it doesn’t matter what happens, it will all be filtered through the prism and reflected in the funhouse mirror to fit whatever they already thought before it happened.

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  1. 1
    blf

    Our economy will surfer greatly.

    The Magic Sky Faeries are Beach Boys fans?

  2. 2
    Synfandel

    I say this without malice or ill will…

    Who’s he think he’s fooling besides himself? This piece oozes malice and ill will.

  3. 3
    LuminiferousEthan

    devastations from natural disasters will continue and perhaps increase.

    Because that has so much to do with who is in the White House…

  4. 4
    davidhart

    “Our economy will surfer greatly.”

    … in the Apocalypso?

  5. 5
    Argle Bargle

    Shorter Sheets: Obama won. WAAAHHH!!1!

  6. 6
    timgueguen

    Good ole passive-aggressive God. He doesn’t come out and say directly what he wants, then when things don’t go his way out comes the fists.

    His “financial devastation” from “socialized medicine” medicine comment is amusing. Apparently he hasn’t run into any Americans who find themselves bankrupt due to hospital costs.

  7. 7
    John Hinkle

    I might believe his prophecies if he stood on a wall and said them while brandishing a gourd.

  8. 8
    composer99

    LuminiferousEthan @3:

    Insofar as Obama has been dragging his feet on climate change, Sheets might have a legit point there.

    But then again, Sheets probably thinks climate change is a “hoax” so I don’t think he can get any credit.

  9. 9
    Didaktylos

    He keeps calling God – God just lets it go straight to voicemail …

  10. 10
    Freodin

    So you will get an increase in abortions, homosexuality, drug use, marriage dishonouring and general immorality AND an emboldend Islam.

    I wonder where this guy gets his infos on Islam from?

    Ah, forget I asked… he made it up, just like everything else, of course!

  11. 11
    machintelligence

    What is not so dear is whether or not the outcome was controlled by God as a part of His judgment, or if He was giving us another choice and we rejected it. I cannot agree that because America had gone too far, God mandated the outcome. I believe He was still offering America an opportunity for grace. We chose judgment not God…

    Once again, the Calvinist’s dilemma.

  12. 12
    Artor

    @ John Hinkle #7
    Blasphemer! We must follow the shoe instead!!1!

  13. 13
    birgerjohansson

    (Channeling a character in a Pratchett novel)
    “Never mind the calamities, it will be all right as long as we have the potato.”

  14. 14
    laurentweppe

    he says God is going to continue to punish America because he’s tired of being mocked by Obama.

    He has a point: remember when God was so angry about Lincoln’s election that He kicked the South’s collective ass and then tuned Abe the anti-white heathen into the most beloved president in American’s history?
    Or when God became soooo pissed at Americans electing FDR the bolshevik heathen that He made sure that New Deal America would beat Hitler with the help of Soviet Russia before becoming the world’s first military and economic power?

  15. 15
    thalwen

    I’m confused. I have a Bible and I’ve been looking over and over and I can’t find anything on abortion. There’s a few passages about gays but they’re also in the same context as eating lobster and wearing mixed-fibre clothing (I’m not sure if Dutch Sheets are a blend or a pure fabric). I expected there to be more… like a mention of evil buttsecks on every page since that’s all I hear from these people.

    Also, I missed the part where it says that every country has to approve of every decision the Israeli government ever makes.. I’m starting to think they’re reading a rectally derived edition.

  16. 16
    llewelly

    God has mocked Sheets with false dreams in the past.
    Why does Sheets trust God now?

  17. 17
    M can help you with that.

    The financial devastation and quality-of-care deterioration associated with socialized medicine

    Note to Sheets: when an association is positive, it’s usually not very convenient in terms of the arithmetic to describe it as a “decline” — you’ll end up talking about a “negative decline” rather than the less confusing “increase”.

  18. 18
    caseloweraz

    Dutch Sheets (not to be confused with Dutch Schultz) wrote: “Our economy will surfer greatly.”

    Err, no; actually he wrote “suffer greatly.” I’m also sure he wrote “What is not so clear…” The two typos, “surfer” and “dear”, seem to originate at RightWingWatch.

    You can check Sheets’s original posting to verify this. Of course, he bears part of the blame because he posted it as an image. Thus any transcription must be retyped by hand, inviting errors.

    All that said, Sheets is still full of it.

  19. 19
    Nemo

    God is mocked on a regular basis, especially here, and by me.

  20. 20
    bradleybetts

    “God is not mocked, however”

    He is by me. And guess what? So far, no brimstone.

  21. 21
    dingojack

    “…Barack Obama was named Belshazzar* {see Daniel chapter 5).”

    But, but, but I thought god told some other wingnut that he was Cyrus the Great (King of the Persia** 559 to 530 bce).
    God is a tricky bugger, ain’t he?

    Dingo
    —–
    * now called Iraq (pay-back?)
    ** now called Iran (Is god trying to tell you wingnuts something?)

  22. 22
    fifthdentist

    “Dutch Sheets (not to be confused with Dutch Schultz)…”

    I could see him being confused with Sgt. Schultz.

  23. 23
    Moon Jaguar

    What the hell is Dutch’s god waiting for – an invitation?

    Crush the puny humans or STFU.

  24. 24
    Midnight Rambler

    Breaking: Barack Obama responds to Sheets and his ilk.

  25. 25
    lenroessler

    When I spoke to Go he told me he gave us W because he was pissed at all the guys like Sheets and Robertson. But then he said he realized he’d gone to far so is giving us Obama to straighten things out.

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