From our old friend Ted Nugent:
What our nation may not be strong enough to survive is four more years of Mr. Obama and his Big Wrecking Crew government liberal jihad, which has wreaked havoc on all of America.
What do you care, Ted? You’ll be dead or in jail within a year now that Obama was reelected, right? When you’re not, will you admit you’re full of shit?
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mx89
November 21, 2012 at 2:05 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“admit you’re full of shit?”
I guess he’s had one experience with that already, to be fair.
Moggie
November 21, 2012 at 2:30 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
That’s not really fair. Ted Nugent prefers to wear his shit externally.
alanb
November 21, 2012 at 2:50 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Actually, he’ll be dead or in jail within a year from last April, which gives him only 5 months to go.
nohellbelowus
November 21, 2012 at 2:57 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
If we’ve survived over three decades of Cat Scratch Fever, then we’re plenty strong enough.
d.c.wilson
November 21, 2012 at 3:20 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Nugent isn’t full of shit, but his pants are.
thebookofdave
November 21, 2012 at 3:32 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
and on fire
azportsider
November 21, 2012 at 3:44 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
This is actually kind of cheating, Ed. Literally any string of words that comes out of that idiot’s mouth would qualify as ‘Dumbass QOTD.’
fifthdentist
November 21, 2012 at 3:45 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“Big Wrecking Crew government liberal jihad …”
English, mother fucker! Do you speak it?
Seriously, is there a set of dice with “conservative words” on each side that are shaken up in a Yahtzee cup, and they just roll them and whichever words come out on top are thrown into a sentence?
democommie
November 21, 2012 at 4:04 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“Seriously, is there a set of dice with “conservative words” on each side that are shaken up in a Yahtzee cup, and they just roll them and whichever words come out on top are thrown into a sentence?”
I suspect it’s more like “Refrigerator Reptilican Rant” where the words are on little magnetic strips that you arrange into some sort of wingnut haiku.
Zinc Avenger (Sarcasm Tags 3.0 Compliant)
November 21, 2012 at 4:10 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
@democommie, #9:
Right wing noise machine:
Government librul jihad!
(Black man in White House)
kreativekaos
November 21, 2012 at 4:35 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Don’t EVEN get me started on that that combo bag of hot air and bullshit! That moron has spewed enough crap over the years in my fair corner of Michigan, where he was spawned as well.
Glad he’s not Michgan’s problem anymore (in Texas I guess; it’s the [soon to be?] ‘nation’ that fits him like a glove.)
kreativekaos
November 21, 2012 at 4:39 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
He keeps trying,… just can’t get the hang of it.
timgueguen
November 21, 2012 at 4:58 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I wonder if it’s possible Nugent has been diagnosed with some fatal disease, has been given X months to live, and is hiding the fact so when he drops dead he can cause problems for Obama beyond the grave.
Nah, that’s silly. If Terrible Ted was suffering from some fatal malady he’d just go on and on about it, implying the whole time Obama had it done to him.
John Hinkle
November 21, 2012 at 5:25 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.
John Hinkle
November 21, 2012 at 5:29 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
And then he’d take a trip to the E.R. for “free” health care.
Lithified Detritus
November 21, 2012 at 5:29 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Zinc Avenger@10:
Where would you like your internetz delivered?
cry4turtles
November 21, 2012 at 6:23 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I’m tellin ya, I really don’t like this guy, but when I hear those first chords of Great White Buffalo I have to admit- I like his music. Can we just do a flip-flop with hate the musician, love the music?
dysomniak, darwinian socialist
November 21, 2012 at 7:27 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Kenyan socialists
building secret FEMA camps
in hillbilly dreams
StevoR
November 21, 2012 at 8:38 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Five months time we’ll know for sure I guess.
Hopefully he won’t be making it a self-fulfilling problem by his actions.
StevoR
November 21, 2012 at 8:39 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Tpyo durnnit. Correction :
Problemprophecy.thisisaturingtest
November 21, 2012 at 10:18 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
@#14, John Hinkle
“Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.”
Steve Martin?
dingojack
November 21, 2012 at 11:10 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Haiku are alright
But can the Zinc Avenger
Handle a Sonnet?
:) Dingo
anatman
November 22, 2012 at 1:04 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
i have to reiterate something i recently said on twitter. media and internet: please remove the ‘motor city’ from ‘motor city madman’ and just use the remaining word to refer to him. we have enough problems in detroit without nugent hung around our necks making our national image (even) worse.
kangxi
November 22, 2012 at 9:14 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
cry4turtles said “I’m tellin ya, I really don’t like this guy, but when I hear those first chords of Great White Buffalo I have to admit- I like his music. Can we just do a flip-flop with hate the musician, love the music?”
Answer: Yes. It’s called Wagnerisation.
democommie
November 22, 2012 at 10:28 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“Tpyo durnnit. Correction : Problem prophecy.”
Take it from me; for at least 80% of us, Tedbagz shufflin’ off the mortal coil would not be a cause for tears and nostalgic rememberance.
In a just world, he would be sitting in a tree stand waiting to shoot a canned buck and his Sky Fairy would touch his finger of lightningy doom to said tree.
Who Knows?
November 23, 2012 at 9:23 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
At the end of the column, it says:
Ted Nugent is an American rock ‘n’ roll, sporting and political activist icon
That’s not exactly how I would describe him.