Cuban Offers $1 Million to Trump

In the wake of Donald Trump’s idiotic offer to donate $5 million to charity if Obama will release his college transcripts, fellow billionaire Mark Cuban is offering a million to charity if Trump shaves his head.

He then added, “But, I thought about responding to him. Maybe if I put up a million or two million, he’ll shave his head?”

“Donald, you shave your head, $1 million to any charity you want,” the Dallas Mavericks owner said about Trump’s famous mop.

That’s funny.

13 comments on this post.
  1. davidct:

    If he shaves his head and puts the rug back on, will anybody notice? Is leaving the rug off part of the deal?

  2. schmeer:

    Colbert offered $1 million to tea bag Trump. I’d love to hear Trump answer that offer.

  3. stace:

    Between that one and Colbert’s offer to dip his balls in Donald’s mouth for 1 million, Trump stands to make a fair amount of pocket change with relatively little effort.

  4. Didaktylos:

    I’d pay Trump 10 cents to plunge his head in a bucket of water three times and take it out twice …

  5. Paulino:

    I’d just ask him to comb his hair to the back.

  6. jnorris:

    Why didn’t Donald offer $5 Million to Mitt for 10 years of tax records?

  7. vmanis1:

    The Donald can’t accept any of these offers. His private investigators, who must check any of the offers out before The Donald can accept it, are still stranded in Hawai`i. I understand that they have some big news on Obama’s birth certificate, which The Donald will be announcing Real Soon Now.

  8. Nick Gotts (formerly KG):

    I understand that they have some big news on Obama’s birth certificate, which The Donald will be announcing Real Soon Now. – vmanist1

    A December surprise?

  9. Nick Gotts (formerly KG):

    Between that one and Colbert’s offer to dip his balls in Donald’s mouth for 1 million – stace

    Wait a minute… which way is the $1m supposed to go?

  10. thebookofdave:

    Would Donald be able to place his hair in a wildlife refuge? If so, it would be cruel to turn down Cuban’s kind offer.

  11. Dr X:

    I wish he’d offered Trump $100 million to STFU permanently.

  12. katie:

    jnorris @6, there’s no way Rmoney would take that deal. He probably leaves $5 million in his pants pocket when he does the laundry.

  13. adrianwhite:

    The Guardian (a British broadsheet) phoned Trump’s office and asked for the release of Trump’s college and passport details.

    The reply?

    “Are you trying to be funny?”!

    I guess that sums it all up.

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