Cuban Offers $1 Million to Trump
In the wake of Donald Trump’s idiotic offer to donate $5 million to charity if Obama will release his college transcripts, fellow billionaire Mark Cuban is offering a million to charity if Trump shaves his head.
He then added, “But, I thought about responding to him. Maybe if I put up a million or two million, he’ll shave his head?”
“Donald, you shave your head, $1 million to any charity you want,” the Dallas Mavericks owner said about Trump’s famous mop.
That’s funny.
davidct:
November 6th, 2012 at 12:40 pm
If he shaves his head and puts the rug back on, will anybody notice? Is leaving the rug off part of the deal?
schmeer:
November 6th, 2012 at 12:46 pm
Colbert offered $1 million to tea bag Trump. I’d love to hear Trump answer that offer.
stace:
November 6th, 2012 at 12:47 pm
Between that one and Colbert’s offer to dip his balls in Donald’s mouth for 1 million, Trump stands to make a fair amount of pocket change with relatively little effort.
Didaktylos:
November 6th, 2012 at 12:48 pm
I’d pay Trump 10 cents to plunge his head in a bucket of water three times and take it out twice …
Paulino:
November 6th, 2012 at 1:26 pm
I’d just ask him to comb his hair to the back.
jnorris:
November 6th, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Why didn’t Donald offer $5 Million to Mitt for 10 years of tax records?
vmanis1:
November 6th, 2012 at 2:55 pm
The Donald can’t accept any of these offers. His private investigators, who must check any of the offers out before The Donald can accept it, are still stranded in Hawai`i. I understand that they have some big news on Obama’s birth certificate, which The Donald will be announcing Real Soon Now.
Nick Gotts (formerly KG):
November 6th, 2012 at 3:00 pm
A December surprise?
Nick Gotts (formerly KG):
November 6th, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Wait a minute… which way is the $1m supposed to go?
thebookofdave:
November 6th, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Would Donald be able to place his hair in a wildlife refuge? If so, it would be cruel to turn down Cuban’s kind offer.
Dr X:
November 6th, 2012 at 4:46 pm
I wish he’d offered Trump $100 million to STFU permanently.
katie:
November 7th, 2012 at 4:45 am
jnorris @6, there’s no way Rmoney would take that deal. He probably leaves $5 million in his pants pocket when he does the laundry.
adrianwhite:
November 7th, 2012 at 7:24 am
The Guardian (a British broadsheet) phoned Trump’s office and asked for the release of Trump’s college and passport details.
The reply?
“Are you trying to be funny?”!
I guess that sums it all up.