Man, Eugene Delgaudio just gets crazier and crazier. The TSA recently announced that they are replacing those “naked” body scanners with new machines that show a more cartoon-like image of your body. For some weird reason, Delgaudio thinks he should get credit for this — and that gay people loved the naked body scanners and demand body cavity searches for kids and old people.
The homosexual lobbies and blogs cried and stamped their feet.
“Give us our naked body scans of anybody going to the airport” and frequently mocked and attacked Public Advocate’s frequent condemnation of absurd measures which included the “naked body scan”.
Many of these small minded “perversion cheerleaders” even personally maligned and slandered Public Advocate leaders as “fixated”.
The homosexual lobbies fully support the invasive body cavity searches of elderly citizens, small children, young women and the absurd and dangerous X-Ray machines that scan the human form in minute detail— anybody and everybody for little security reasons whatsoever.
The mind simply boggles.

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dingojack
October 29, 2012 at 10:47 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Does the word ‘projection’ come to mind?
Dingo
DaveL
October 29, 2012 at 10:52 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I note, without a hint of surprise, that (despite his use of quotation marks) Delgaudio cites exactly zero examples of gay-rights activists supporting TSA body scanners.
dugglebogey
October 29, 2012 at 10:53 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Is there any way to request sources for some of these claims? I don’t remember hearing anyone ever saying they wanted any of those things, and I have very good contacts in the “perversion cheerleader” social circles.
Ace of Sevens
October 29, 2012 at 11:01 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
TO be fair, this isn’t new. He’s been wringing his hands about homosexual TSA employees looking at body scanners and searching people for at least a year. He hasn’t noticed lots of other people complained, no one else thought it was a gay thing and he’s given nothing but speculation as to how it’s a gay thing.
Doug Little
October 29, 2012 at 11:02 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
WTF is this idiot talking about. Someone inform the custodians of Bullshit Mountain that he has been sighted on the north face scaling at record pace, without a rope.
blf
October 29, 2012 at 11:02 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
As that the same as the Gaystapo? Or Teh Big Gay?
I’m having a hard time (not sure if that pun is intended or not) keeping all these imagined enemies straight (that pun is perhaps a bit more intended)…
Zinc Avenger (Sarcasm Tags 3.0 Compliant)
October 29, 2012 at 11:05 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The depravity of his imaginary gays is beyond belief! Is there no depth to which these figments of his imagination won’t sink?
roggg
October 29, 2012 at 11:05 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
While his positions are ridiculous and worthy of mocking, the quality of his writing is absolutely unforgivable. I demand that my wingnut screeds at least be readable.
marcus
October 29, 2012 at 11:10 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Even as a card-carrying hetero-sexual (if Romney is elected you will all need one of these cards)I am very disappointed if flying somewhere doesn’t involve at least one cavity and/or strip search.
Sastra
October 29, 2012 at 11:38 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Delgaudio is in luck. I hear you can take screen shots of blogs.
So not only do I await seeing this quote, but I’m eagerly anticipating finding out how a homosexual blog cries and stamps its feet.
Raging Bee
October 29, 2012 at 11:38 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Another Republican looking for someone else to blame for the consequences of his own party’s invasive authoritarian policies. This is nothing new at all, just SOP for the POG.
blf
October 29, 2012 at 11:48 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Crayons are both safer and easier to use. You can poke your eye out with a quill (perhaps too advanced of a technology?), and what would happen to the ink well does not bear thinking about — just how far can one be thrown out of a pram?
baal
October 29, 2012 at 12:04 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“Many of these small minded “perversion cheerleaders” even personally maligned and slandered Public Advocate leaders as “fixated”.”
I don’t like the body scanners but will count myself in the “perversity cheerleader” crowd. And yes, you are fixated. If you weren’t hyperfocused on ‘the gay’ you wouldn’t have used general dislike of the TSA body scanners to slur them.
Trebuchet
October 29, 2012 at 12:37 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Unfortunately, as I understand it the TSA is NOT actually replacing the “naked” scanners, just sending them to smaller airports that previously didn’t have scanners at all.
Marcus Ranum
October 29, 2012 at 1:23 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
He was probably hyperventilating and typed most of that one-handed.
caseloweraz
October 29, 2012 at 3:00 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Sastra wrote: “So not only do I await seeing this quote, but I’m eagerly anticipating finding out how a homosexual blog cries and stamps its feet.”
Why, I was blogging just the other day when I chanced upon a blog stamping its feet. So I trampled its toes and it ran away crying.
Hey, Bob Dylan has his 115th dream, and I have mine.
khms
October 29, 2012 at 4:59 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Hmmmm ….
Sounds to me like Delgaudio doesn’t know how to spell “sarcasm”. Or maybe “satire”.
Aliasalpha
October 29, 2012 at 9:02 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Will these new scanners still show you basically naked? It says more cartoon like but that doesn’t preclude the option of seeing some guys knob but having it cel shaded.
Also, if there’s not a porn movie called Perversion Cheerleaders, there ought to be.
Doug Little
October 29, 2012 at 9:51 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
It makes everybody look like a naked Peter Griffin off the Family Guy.