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Oct 29 2012

Delgaudio’s Latest Bizarre Claims

Man, Eugene Delgaudio just gets crazier and crazier. The TSA recently announced that they are replacing those “naked” body scanners with new machines that show a more cartoon-like image of your body. For some weird reason, Delgaudio thinks he should get credit for this — and that gay people loved the naked body scanners and demand body cavity searches for kids and old people.

The homosexual lobbies and blogs cried and stamped their feet.

“Give us our naked body scans of anybody going to the airport” and frequently mocked and attacked Public Advocate’s frequent condemnation of absurd measures which included the “naked body scan”.

Many of these small minded “perversion cheerleaders” even personally maligned and slandered Public Advocate leaders as “fixated”.

The homosexual lobbies fully support the invasive body cavity searches of elderly citizens, small children, young women and the absurd and dangerous X-Ray machines that scan the human form in minute detail— anybody and everybody for little security reasons whatsoever.

The mind simply boggles.

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  1. 1
    dingojack

    Does the word ‘projection’ come to mind?
    Dingo

  2. 2
    DaveL

    I note, without a hint of surprise, that (despite his use of quotation marks) Delgaudio cites exactly zero examples of gay-rights activists supporting TSA body scanners.

  3. 3
    dugglebogey

    Is there any way to request sources for some of these claims? I don’t remember hearing anyone ever saying they wanted any of those things, and I have very good contacts in the “perversion cheerleader” social circles.

  4. 4
    Ace of Sevens

    TO be fair, this isn’t new. He’s been wringing his hands about homosexual TSA employees looking at body scanners and searching people for at least a year. He hasn’t noticed lots of other people complained, no one else thought it was a gay thing and he’s given nothing but speculation as to how it’s a gay thing.

  5. 5
    Doug Little

    WTF is this idiot talking about. Someone inform the custodians of Bullshit Mountain that he has been sighted on the north face scaling at record pace, without a rope.

  6. 6
    blf

    I have very good contacts in the “perversion cheerleader” social circles.

    As that the same as the Gaystapo? Or Teh Big Gay?

    I’m having a hard time (not sure if that pun is intended or not) keeping all these imagined enemies straight (that pun is perhaps a bit more intended)…

  7. 7
    Zinc Avenger (Sarcasm Tags 3.0 Compliant)

    The depravity of his imaginary gays is beyond belief! Is there no depth to which these figments of his imagination won’t sink?

  8. 8
    roggg

    While his positions are ridiculous and worthy of mocking, the quality of his writing is absolutely unforgivable. I demand that my wingnut screeds at least be readable.

  9. 9
    marcus

    Even as a card-carrying hetero-sexual (if Romney is elected you will all need one of these cards)I am very disappointed if flying somewhere doesn’t involve at least one cavity and/or strip search.

  10. 10
    Sastra

    The homosexual lobbies and blogs cried and stamped their feet. “Give us our naked body scans of anybody going to the airport” …

    Delgaudio is in luck. I hear you can take screen shots of blogs.

    So not only do I await seeing this quote, but I’m eagerly anticipating finding out how a homosexual blog cries and stamps its feet.

  11. 11
    Raging Bee

    Another Republican looking for someone else to blame for the consequences of his own party’s invasive authoritarian policies. This is nothing new at all, just SOP for the POG.

  12. 12
    blf

    I demand that my wingnut screeds at least be readable.

    Crayons are both safer and easier to use. You can poke your eye out with a quill (perhaps too advanced of a technology?), and what would happen to the ink well does not bear thinking about — just how far can one be thrown out of a pram?

  13. 13
    baal

    “Many of these small minded “perversion cheerleaders” even personally maligned and slandered Public Advocate leaders as “fixated”.”

    I don’t like the body scanners but will count myself in the “perversity cheerleader” crowd. And yes, you are fixated. If you weren’t hyperfocused on ‘the gay’ you wouldn’t have used general dislike of the TSA body scanners to slur them.

  14. 14
    Trebuchet

    Unfortunately, as I understand it the TSA is NOT actually replacing the “naked” scanners, just sending them to smaller airports that previously didn’t have scanners at all.

  15. 15
    Marcus Ranum

    He was probably hyperventilating and typed most of that one-handed.

  16. 16
    caseloweraz

    Sastra wrote: “So not only do I await seeing this quote, but I’m eagerly anticipating finding out how a homosexual blog cries and stamps its feet.”

    Why, I was blogging just the other day when I chanced upon a blog stamping its feet. So I trampled its toes and it ran away crying.

    Hey, Bob Dylan has his 115th dream, and I have mine.

  17. 17
    khms

    “Give us our naked body scans of anybody going to the airport” and frequently mocked and attacked Public Advocate’s frequent condemnation of absurd measures which included the “naked body scan”.

    Many of these small minded “perversion cheerleaders” even personally maligned and slandered Public Advocate leaders as “fixated”.

    Hmmmm ….

    Sounds to me like Delgaudio doesn’t know how to spell “sarcasm”. Or maybe “satire”.

  18. 18
    Aliasalpha

    Will these new scanners still show you basically naked? It says more cartoon like but that doesn’t preclude the option of seeing some guys knob but having it cel shaded.

    Also, if there’s not a porn movie called Perversion Cheerleaders, there ought to be.

  19. 19
    Doug Little

    It says more cartoon like

    It makes everybody look like a naked Peter Griffin off the Family Guy.

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