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Oct 18 2012

Mat Staver: Totally Not an Alarmist

Mat Staver, dean of the Liberty University Law School and the man I frequently refer to as the dumbest lawyer in America, was on the radio with his personal Tonto, Matt Barber, and he explained that he’s not an alarmist, but if Obama wins this election it will destroy all of Western civilization. But don’t worry, he’s not an alarmist.Makes you wonder what an actual alarmist might sound like.

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  1. 1
    slc1

    Dumbest lawyer in America? There’s pretty stiff competition for that title from Orly Taitz and Larry Klayman amongst others.

  2. 2
    dingojack

    SLC –
    For once you and I are in agreement! “Hot ice and wonderous strange snow”.
    From what I have read, perhaps Mr. Staver should be called ‘the primus inter pares of dumb American lawyers’.
    Dingo

  3. 3
    richardelguru

    This is a test of the Alarmist System. WheeepBeeeepOtherAlarmingNoises.
    Had this been a real alarm you should be alarmed by now.
    This concludes our test.

  4. 4
    iangould

    Does the loss of some tiny fracion of white power and privilege really scare these idiots that much?

    Or is he just lying to shill his booklet?

  5. 5
    Dunc

    Well, if blog comments are to be believed, “actual alarmism” is acknowledging that AGW is real and that we might need to do something about it.

  6. 6
    scienceavenger

    Everyone should keep all their alarmist, viral email and return it to the sender in a year or two with an accuracy scorecard. They do about as well as the psychics in the National Enquirer.

  7. 7
    Eoin

    @ed:

    “Mat Staver, dean of the Liberty University Law School and the man I frequently refer to as the dumbest lawyer in America”

    Are we including Orly Taitz in this assessment ?

  8. 8
    iangould

    Shouldn’t University and Law School be in quotes?

  9. 9
    d.c.wilson

    Does the loss of some tiny fracion of white power and privilege really scare these idiots that much?

    Is that a rhetorical question?

  10. 10
    d.c.wilson

    Iangould:

    So should Liberty.

  11. 11
    laurentweppe

    don’t worry, he’s not an alarmist.Makes you wonder what an actual alarmist might sound like.

    If Obama wins, Cthulhu will wake up, the Reapers will invade and the war between Amber and the Courts of Chaos will resume on Earth.
    And if you want to criticize me for talking about fiction, know that Staver did it first.

  12. 12
    blf

    Shouldn’t University and Law School be in quotes?

    University, Liberty, Law, and School should all be in quotes.

  13. 13
    keithb

    Well, CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN is due any time now.

  14. 14
    dingojack

    keithb – a really, really terrible plan for German (Nazi) troops to invade Ireland (in support of Operation Sealion) or a really, really terrible plan to invade of Czechoslovakia?
    :) Dingo

  15. 15
    keithb

    Well, if I have to explain it…

    It is the codename for “when the stars are aligned” and there is a Lovecraftian apocolypse in Stross’ Laundry novels.

  16. 16
    dingojack

    Ah Lovecraft, ripping off the Nazis again!
    :) Dingo

  17. 17
    had3

    As a fellow attorney, I don’t think you non-lawyers appreciate how difficult it is to be the dumbest lawyer in America. Just sayin’.

  18. 18
    cry4turtles

    Yeah! Take that DVD to your churches, you know – those non-political havens where leaders do nothing to influence your vote. Can you say “Tax exempt?”

  19. 19
    ottod

    You all scoff, but I am alarmed!

    When a guy like this can be named ‘Dean’ of anything and get air time on any radio station, even one whose audience has a median IQ that matches the median frequency of the FM band, I find it alarming. I’m all for free speech, but shouldn’t your ability to respond to stimulus exceed phototropism before you’re allowed to preach to people? There are actually people, eligible to vote, that listened to this guy.

  20. 20
    dan4

    Maybe Mat Staving off Sanity meant that some right-wing nutcases will become so unhinged by Obama being re-elected that they will (literally) drop a bombshell on Western civilization, wiping it out.

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