Ringer’s Dark Dystopic Delusions


Worldnutdaily columnist Robert Ringer is concerned, terribly concerned, you see. His mind spins fantasies of dystopia, making him think that President Obama is going to use the violence in the Middle East to declare a state of emergency and cancel the election he is very likely to win.

But the third possibility is the one that worries me the most. Since Obama beat Mush McCain in 2008, I’ve been warning about the possibility of his declaring a phony state of emergency as an excuse to “postpone” the 2012 elections. In that vein, doesn’t it seem a bit too convenient that Iran has picked this particular time to raise the stakes with regard to its nuclear threat against Israel?

The far left, of course, would love a state of emergency and suspension of the November elections, and the right would be rendered impotent while frantically searching for their microscopic gonads. As Obama has already discovered, there are no consequences to his violating the Constitution with reckless abandon.

And when this doesn’t happen — and of course, it won’t — that fever swamp between his ears will simply conjure up another wildly paranoid nightmare to fear. And he’ll pretend that he hadn’t been proven wrong by years of absurd predictions.

Comments

  1. scienceavenger says

    Didn’t we heard this song before in 2010? I thought the GOP was against recycling…

  2. Larry says

    Yet another RWer fighting against Mythical Obama, thus exhausting their energies. If they would only focus on Real Obama, they might be competitive. Since these idiots are reality-challenged, however, we needn’t worry to much about that happening.

  3. Michael Heath says

    Robert Wringer:

    The far left, of course, would love a state of emergency and suspension of the November elections

    Wow. The far left of course is struggling on whether they should even vote for this president (I advocate they do); while Democrats in general are looking forward to this election. This idea that the polls are wrong have really taken a hold.

  4. Janine: Hallucinating Liar says

    And when this doesn’t happen — and of course, it won’t — that fever swamp between his ears will simply conjure up another wildly paranoid nightmare to fear.

    The fact that Obama did not suspend the 2012 elections will be proof that he will cancel the 2016 elections and declare himself President-For-Life.

  5. Randomfactor says

    And when this doesn’t happen — and of course, it won’t

    …he’ll claim it was because Ringer himself exposed the plot, causing it to be impossible to pull off.

  6. bmiller says

    If the right wing nuts focused on “The Real Obama”, many of the more rational (i.e., not racist nuts and religious loons) would appropriately vote for him.

  7. Mr Ed says

    I heard that Obama is going to have a lottery to pick teens from the red states to compete in a kill or be killed reality show.

  8. Dennis N says

    the right would be rendered impotent while frantically searching for their microscopic gonads.

    Everything really is backwards in the conservative bubble. The right wing has nothing if not huge balls, with the bald-faced lying and cheating they constantly do.

  9. matty1 says

    Out of interest what would be the threshold for delaying a presidential election? Given there was one in the middle of the civil war it must be pretty damn high, certainly higher than ‘disputes with Iran’ but are there any circumstances where it would be conceivable?

  10. Ben P says

    Everything really is backwards in the conservative bubble. The right wing has nothing if not huge balls, with the bald-faced lying and cheating they constantly do.

    Actually I think this tells you how far out Ringer is…

    I don’t keep up with Ringer so I don’t know what he has said specifically, but if I had to hazard a guess, he would say that if the right “had balls” they would have impeached Obama for …well something, blown up the debt ceiling just because, and declared war on Iran because they’re muslim.

  11. Ben P says

    It’s also valuable to remember Ringer is the publisher of books as:

    “Winning Through Intimidation” 1975
    “Looking out for Number 1″ 1979
    “restoring the American dream” 1979
    “Where you can find happiness during the collapse of western Civilization” 1984

  12. otrame says

    I think these fuckers are trying to get Obama assassinated. They want some poor nut case to take them seriously and have a go at it.

  13. Chiroptera says

    wscott, #10: To be fair, we heard the exact same drivel a lot from the left before the 2008 election.

    And from the right wing again before the 2000 election.

    And during the Reagan Administration, there were those on the left claiming not that Reagan would cancel the election, but use the a national emergency to have FEMA round up the lefists and sequester them in sports stadia. (Or is the English plural stadiums?)

    I don’t have any direct memory of previous Administrations.

  14. Michael Heath says

    wscott writes:

    To be fair, we heard the exact same drivel a lot from the left before the 2008 election.

    At least one person who was convinced of such defended their belief in Ed’s blog. After it didn’t happen, one person rationalized why they’d made such a conclusion. I don’t remember their rationalization for the latter, just that it occurred.

  15. jnorris says

    Janine: Hallucinating Liar said:
    “The fact that Obama did not suspend the 2012 elections will be proof that he will cancel the 2016 elections and declare himself President-For-Life.”

    No Janine, now President Obama, the secret Muslim atheist, will name himself SULTAN FOR LIFE!!!!!!

  16. says

    Mr Ed “I heard that Obama is going to have a lottery to pick teens from the red states to compete in a kill or be killed reality show.”
    Harumph. Not much of a show. These are the same teens whose parents are mad at Michelle Obama for saying that their kids are too fat, after all.

  17. naturalcynic says

    No Janine, now President Obama, the secret Muslim atheist, will name himself SULTAN FOR LIFE!!!!!!

    Wrong. Sultan is for those damn latecomer Turks. Since Obama is a secret Muslim of the Sunni variety, his proper term is Caliph.

  18. coryat says

    About a month ago this SOB compared Obama to Stalin in his laughable WingNutDaily column. For him this is jejune.

  19. abb3w says

    @9, matty1:

    Out of interest what would be the threshold for delaying a presidential election?

    An act of Congress, changing the date (and potentially specifying a person to be acting President if such date is after the expiration of the existing term). A ruling from the United States Supreme Court (due to whatever factors) that attempting to hold them at the statutory date would violate the Equal Protection Clause or otherwise be unconstitutional, or else violate some fundamental manner of basic Equity. Complete de facto failure of Federal authority, including of the President as commander in Chief of US military forces.

    Otherwise… pretty much no such thing.

    If any state looked like it was going to miss the election date required by 3 USC § 1, and the Supreme Court wasn’t on board, whatever reason was behind it would appear to constitute “unlawful obstructions” that “make it impracticable to enforce the laws of the United States in any State by the ordinary course of judicial proceedings” — and allow 10 USC § 332 to trump 18 U.S.C. § 1385. That looks like the President could then issue an executive order as Commander In Chief calling up the entire national militia — in effect, draft every able bodied male between ages 18 and 45 and put them under military command — to insure an election was held.

    Presumably, a functioning judiciary might moderate the response a bit from the most drastic, directing a minor delay.

    (The simultaneously missed House election actually seems a bigger problem, since if the Electoral College doesn’t decide the Presidential election, it falls to the House.)

  20. Scott Hanley says

    In that vein, doesn’t it seem a bit too convenient that Iran has picked this particular time to raise the stakes with regard to its nuclear threat against Israel?

    Except Iran hasn’t really chosen to do anything unusual lately. The increasing heat is all coming from the Israeli and American right wings.

  21. dan4 says

    …of his declaring a state of emergency as an excuse to “postpone” the elections.

    Uh, shouldn’t the sneer quotes in that sentence surround “emergency,” and not “postpone?”

  22. tripencrypt says

    “…that fever swamp between his ears will simply conjure up another wildly paranoid nightmare to fear.”

    Fever swamp, oh man that one made me laugh. The rest of what Mr. Ringer thinks makes me facepalm.

  23. sunsangnim says

    How convenient, there are tensions in the Middle East right before an election. The entire region was peaceful right up until now.

  24. abb3w says

    @24, dana:

    Uh, shouldn’t the sneer quotes in that sentence surround “emergency,” and not “postpone?”

    Not if they’re trying to imply that “postpone” means “stop ever having”.

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