With all the wingnuts out there praying incessantly to God, asking him to make sure Barack Obama doesn’t win reelection in November, it’s almost refreshing to hear one wingnut say that God could do the opposite and make sure he wins — because it’s his judgment on us for everything that wingnut despises.
Jan Markell, founder and director of Olive Tree Ministries, says the Democratic Party is “corrupt” and morally “bankrupt.”
“I find it difficult to believe honestly that God would reward a political party that not only denies Him three times, but also just so seriously turns their back on Israel,” she offers. “So, this party is a corrupt, bankrupt party.”
With that in mind, Markell suggests an Obama victory means only one thing.
“If God rewards them with a victory, then I have to believe it’s a further judgment on us, because I can’t imagine God being on the side of this kind of darkness,” she says. “I just can’t!”
Or — and I know, this is a crazy thought — maybe Obama will get reelected because more people voted for him than for the other guy. But just to be safe, I’m going to declare that if Romney wins it will be because the angry leprechaun in my basement hates me so much.