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Aug 28 2012

New Shirt: I Need Jesus Like I Need a Hole In My Hand

I’ve got a new shirt for sale in my CafePress store and I think you’re gonna like this one. You can get them here. And you can still get the Evil Big Thing shirts too.

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  1. 1
    freebird

    Sweet. I’ve always wanted to get a shirt that said “Jesus is coming again” with a picture of Jesus doing an O-face.

  2. 2
    Tony •King of the Hellmouth•

    Gosh Ed, that sure is blasphemous.
    Great work!

  3. 3
    godlesspanther

    Blasphemy is an art. There is no doubt about it. It requires skill, creativity, and certainly practice.

    Perhaps, like the artistic movements of long ago, someone ought to write the manifesto — The Blasphemers Manifesto.

  4. 4
    thecalmone

    One of my nephews has a t-shirt with a picture of Jersus on the front, then on the back it says “Quit following me!”

  5. 5
    interrobang

    The problem is, there is a non-zero number of people out there who’d see the shirt and assume you were one of them, ie. a nutty funnymentalist Christian with a martyr complex.

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