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Aug 23 2012

Chiropractor Exploits Aurora Shootings

In the wake of any tragic event, especially one that involves someone killing people, we get a mad rush of purported explanations for why the shooter did what he did — religion, or lack of religion, or gun control, or no gun control, or violent video games, or Judas Priest records. But here’s a press release from a chiropractor that is one of the most disgusting attempts to exploit a tragedy for financial gain that you will ever see. The shooter, you see, just needed to see a chiropractor.

Don’t Let Anyone Go All Batman on YOUR Kids

Moviegoers beware, the person sitting next to you could be subluxated. Cutting them off from the ability to feel pain, feel happiness, feel anything. The same peson is sitting next to your child on the schoolbus. The same person is working next to you at the office. He is on your son’s baseball team. He is driving the car on your bumper. He is most assuredly the person in the waiting room at your doctor’s office. He is the same person who drove a plane into the Tower in New York. It’s worse than a flu epidemic. Subluxated, messed up nervous systems are everywhere. Your nervous system “connects” you to the world around you.

The person who can do this has no connection to the world anymore. He or she doesn’t even realize he’s not connected anymore. So, it’s up to you, the connected, to get them to an office like ours to open their eyes to the power that’s inside of them. They can be better than yesterday, closer to the ideal of healing and success in life. And in life that means being able to simply respond appropriately to the demands of the environment.

The “Batman Guy”, was unable to respond appropriately to his environment. He felt threatened where no threat existed. He was unable to express himself in a fashion that resulted in him growing. In other words, he was unable to sense appropriately, what his environment demanded, and he was unable to express appropriately, what he needed or wanted to. His nervous system is WAY haywire !! He is WAY subluxated !!!!

That’s the way it is. You are either getting the accurate messages to your brain or you’re getting screwed up messages to your brain. People who have subluxated spines are getting screwed up messages to their brains. They take medication because the messages can’t even run their bodies anymore. Does that mean everyone taking medication is going to go all Batman Movie on someone? No. But it DOES mean they are suffering and needlessly.

Help them out and get who YOU can in here to clear up their nervous systems. It’s that simple. Don’t let anyone else go all Batman out there. Bring them to a dinner, a workshop or just drag them in here kicking and screaming (like kids, they don’t know what they don’t know). They’ll thank you later.

The family of the Batman shooter thought everything was normal with their kid. He was going to graduate school, doing all the things “normal” people do. Except, he wasn’t checked for nervous system interference. Looked fine on the outside. Messed up inside. You just can’t tell until you take an x-ray.

If you have family members that haven’t been checked, don’t let it go another day. Get them checked. Let’s not have another sad story like this in our town.

Vibrant Life Center

As if this wasn’t enough of a scam already.

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  1. 1
    Modusoperandi

    As if this wasn’t enough of a scam already.

    You’re just saying that because your nervous system is messed up and subluxated.

  2. 2
    Randomfactor

    The guy’s a Scientologist.

    They’re the cockroaches at every disaster.

  3. 3
    ArtK

    I’m not sure if this is cynical exploitation or simply a case of “When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.” If you can believe that chiropractic can cure asthma,it’s not a giant step to thinking that it can cure psychological problems.

    Not that this ad is any less disgusting whatever the motivation is.

  4. 4
    Phillip IV

    just drag them in here kicking and screaming (like kids, they don’t know what they don’t know)

    Hell, I don’t want my kids to develop any behavioral problems! I should really drag them kicking and screaming to be given an unnecessary x-ray by con-artists, it’s the sensible thing to do.

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    DaveL

    I would argue the guy’s nervous system was messed up. Not his spinal cord, mind you, but rather the part that’s connected to the top of it.

    Moviegoers beware, the person sitting next to you could be subluxated. Cutting them off from the ability to feel pain, feel happiness, feel anything. … He or she doesn’t even realize he’s not connected anymore.

    So all kinds of people are running around out there, unable to feel pain and unaware of the fact?

    For the cost of a movie ticket, plus a box of thumbtacks from the dollar store, I know of an easy way to test this claim.

  6. 6
    oranje

    Dang. I like having my back popped as much as the next sore person – and I do see a chiropractor, but not a BOOP one – but this… this makes homeopathy look like chemistry. Holy hell. And Randomfactor is right… just include the word “thetans” in there somewhere.

  7. 7
    Ace of Sevens

    Is it really any crazier than chiropractors who treat cancer?

  8. 8
    John Hinkle

    You are either getting the accurate messages to your brain or you’re getting screwed up messages to your brain.

    This is your brain.

    This is your brain on subluxatols.

  9. 9
    leonardschneider

    So, does he also offer E-Meter readings? It sounds like he should. Substitute “subluxated” with “body thetans” and we’ve got the same hustle going on.

    (Whoops, some of you already beat me to the punch. Still, if it quacks like a duck…)

  10. 10
    bksea

    Anyone considering seeing a chiropractor should have to read that. There would be a lot fewer people getting fleeced by chiropractors then. Subluxations don’t even exist.

  11. 11
    Ben P

    But here’s a press release from a chiropractor that is one of the most disgusting attempts to exploit a tragedy for financial gain that you will ever see. The shooter, you see, just needed to see a chiropractor.

    I can top this I think. It’s less specific, but I think more offensive.

    As a lawyer with my name and email address on my firm’s website I get all sorts of unique lawyer spam. Among that spam, I get one of these emails every few weeks.

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    We don’t even do that sort of work, but even if we did, that’s so tacky I couldn’t possibly envision advertising there.

  12. 12
    caseloweraz

    “Don’t Let Anyone Go All Batman on YOUR Kids”

    Batman goes into theaters and mows down innocent people?

    “The family of the Batman shooter thought everything was normal with their kid. He was going to graduate school, doing all the things “normal” people do. Except, he wasn’t checked for nervous system interference. Looked fine on the outside. Messed up inside. You just can’t tell until you take an x-ray.”

    Wikipedia describes several kinds of subluxation. A joint can be subluxated — that is, dislocated. X-rays can obviously detect this. But a neurological disorder cannot be seen on x-rays. This fellow doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He’s referring to chiropractic subluxation: the unfounded belief that spinal dislocations can cause organic disease.

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