Corsi: Obama Was in Gay Marriage to Pakistani Roommate


Wow. You’d think that eventually the loony right would just run out of energy in generating bizarre conspiracy theories about the “real” Barack Obama, but there doesn’t seem to be any letup. Jerome Corsi, one of the infamous Swift Boaters, now says that Obama was married to his male Pakistani roommate before he married Michelle.

His Pakistani roommate, whom we also went to Pakistan with, from Occidental, seems to have been, take a look at pictures of he and his roommate together, Obama had all these roommate pictures, seems to be sitting about on the guy’s lap. I’ve not seen a lot of roommate pictures where two guys are that chummy. The issue is again, not an issue that we want to raise in terms of criticizing the homosexuality or the bisexuality or whatever Obama’s true inclinations are, the issue is why does he have to lie about this too…

“Was he married to a guy, I mean, what’s the deal?”…

“We don’t even know what this guy’s actual legal name is. Are there adoption papers?”

Look, it should be obvious by now. Barack Obama was created in a laboratory that was funded by George Soros. It’s a little known fact — suppressed by the liberal media, of course — that Soros had secret labs built in the bunker where Hitler died and in Lenin’s tomb, where they mixed the sperm of Saul Alinsky, William Ayres and Malcolm X to fertilize an ovum harvested from a descendant of Margaret Sanger to create Obama. They implanted a chip in his brain to control his thoughts, forcing him to restart the Third Reich by first making sure everyone has access to health care.

Comments

  1. StevoR says

    No, no, no. Everyone knows by now that Obama is really an alien from Zeta Zeticuli or was that Zubenelgenubi instead, right?

  2. StevoR says

    PS. Oh and a time travelling one too. How else could his Zubenelgenubese* or Arkushanangarushashutuite* “parents” have made it look so convincingly like he woz borned in Honolou hospital as a real Amercian wut with all dem birth notices inthe papers and shortand long form certarfikates ‘n’all, y’know?

    * Real starnames btw. Alpha Librae = Zubenelgenubi,

    Delta Cancris = Arkushanangarushashutu = Babylonian positional starname & longest one known.

  3. baal says

    I’ve not seen a lot of roommate pictures where two guys are that chummy.

    Corsi doesn’t have facebook?

  4. imrryr says

    In a fair universe, Jerome Corsi wouldn’t be able to leave his house lest he be deafened by the sounds of millions of people all laughing at him at once.

  5. says

    Real male ‘merkins don’t have male room-mates without making it almost painfully clear at every possible opportunity that they’re “bros, not homos”*.

    *The insecurity in this phrase, which I have actually heard in the wild, is rated around 950 milli-Haggards.

  6. Ichthyic says

    They implanted a chip in his brain to control his thoughts

    Wasn’t that an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, around season 5?

    Vampire spike gets a brain chip…

  7. busterggi says

    Does this mean Edgar Bergan was married to Charlie McCarthy and Candace Bergen is their daughter?

  8. says

    A guy who writes “look at pictures of he and his roommate” can get published? There’s hope for illiterates everywhere!

  9. d cwilson says

    Corsi’s ability to make quantum leaps of logic is just breathtaking. A few photos of Obama being chummy with his college roommate is proof that they were married and therefore, he’s the one lying. Why isn’t he out there catching serial killers with these amazing powers of deduction.

  10. oranje says

    Don’t forget the bit about the Nazis being radical leftists, because there was socialism in their name.

  11. says

    Has anyone every heard Corsi deny blowing baboons? I’m not saying he actually does felate apes, I’m just saying it’s really suspicious that he’s never told me personally that he doesn’t.
    Not to start any rumors. I’m just asking questions here.

  12. says

    I’ve seen many pictures of George Dubya Bush holding hands with and kissing a dark-skinned man in a funny hat. Obviously Bush and the Arab man were married.

  13. iangould says

    1. It’s amazing how conservatives can state so many (insane, nonsensical) things about Obama’s past with certainty while claiming no-one knows anything about Obama’s past.

    2. What was the name of Obama’s other room-mate, the bat-shit-insane conservative? Wayne Allan Root?

    How come we aren’t being told THEY were gay-married?

  14. slc1 says

    According to Wikipedia, Obama attended Occidental College in 1979, long before same sex marriage was legalized anywhere. Apparently he and his “husband” took advantage of George Soros’ time machine to travel forward in time to the short period when it was legalized in California and then returned to 1979 to continue their studies.

  15. slc1 says

    Re iangould @ #14

    According to wikipedia, Root claims he never met Obama when they were both undergraduates at Columbia, much less were they roommates.

  16. dugglebogey says

    Was Corsi ever photographed with a man? Where is the paperwork that proves he wasn’t married to this man? Why is he lying about it? I WANT ANSWERS?

  17. equisetum says

    Is this a new game? “My stupid-ass-conspiracy-theory is crazier than yours”?
    Or are they just trying to put The Onion out of business. I know I haven’t read it in years because I don’t have to. Any right wing ‘news’ story beats anything they can come up with.

  18. d cwilson says

    According to wikipedia, Root claims he never met Obama when they were both undergraduates at Columbia, much less were they roommates.

    But he does know that Obama spent his whole time at Columbia “smoking pot and going to socialist meetings” even though they had never met and he didn’t even know who he was at the time.

  19. richardrathbun says

    “According to wikipedia, Root claims he never met Obama when they were both undergraduates at Columbia, much less were they roommates.”

    Oh no! They’ve gotten to Root, too! He’s under surveillance and non-disclosure agreements and his family’s being held in a FEMA camp, just to be sure he wont’ talk.

  20. says

    Claiming Barack Obama for 20 years, before marrying Michelle…. wait. He was married to Michelle in 92, so he was gay married in 1972? Where could you get gay married in 1972?

  21. says

    I’ve not seen a lot of roommate pictures where two guys are that chummy. The issue is again, not an issue that we want to raise in terms of criticizing the homosexuality or the bisexuality or whatever Obama’s true inclinations are, the issue is why does he have to lie about this too…

    You know, I don’t really care that Jerome Corsi sucks dog cock every single night and puts bowling balls up his ass. The real issue is why he feels compelled to deny it.

  22. pacal says

    I cannot believe the gall of these people.

    Mr. Corsi should be asked, but of course he won’t be asked; “Why are you lying?”.

  23. equisetum says

    Radical Muslim or homosexual man? They just can’t seem to make up their minds.

    He’s both. In their world that’s not a problem.

  24. dingojack says

    “… take a look at pictures of he [sic] and his roommate together, Obama had all these roommate pictures, seems to be sitting about on the guy’s lap…”

    OMG!! Obama is a is really – a ventriloquist’s dummy!!eleventy-one!!

    Dingo
    —–
    PS: For the record I deny strenuously that Mr Corsi has ever fellated me! )

    PPS: OMFGWBO!! Santa is bigamously gay-married to shit-loads of minors, some merely toddlers!!! Film at eleven!

  25. says

    But gay marriage isn’t “real” marriage, so this shouldn’t be an issue, right?

    Funny how, in these people’s eyes, gay marriage isn’t real until they want it to be.

  26. birgerjohansson says

    Jerome Corsi has never denied peddling kiddie porn to finance his drug habit. And I find it suspicious that he does not distance himself from serial killers like John Wayne Gacy.

  27. alanchristensen says

    Hmmm, let’s see how we can apply LoonyThink® to Romney. As a Mormon missionary in France (FRANCE, for cryin’ out loud! What’s more homo than that, right?), Mitt spent every waking and sleeping moment in the company of another young male “companion.” This was after engaging in secret temple ceremonies where, no doubt, there was a homosexual orgy and mass gay polygamous marriage presided over by Satan, Joseph Smith and Liberace. Oh, and of course, since he’s a Mormon, he’s the antichrist. The proof is hidden in the Mormon church’s massive cave-vault. We demand to see the documents proving this isn’t true, otherwise, it’s absolute fact.

  28. postman says

    @7
    I am appalled at the ignorance exhibited in this thread.
    Everybody knows that Spike got his chip in the 4th season and kept it to his death. It stopped working at some point, but by then he had regained his soul.

  29. says

    Maybe Obama did have a sexual relationship with his roommate*. However the response to that should be: so what?

    *I don’t see any reason to think that based on a few photos of them hanging out together.

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