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Schlussel Uncovers Another Secret Muslim Conspiracy

Here in Michigan we have a woman named Debbie Schlussel. Imagine a combination of Ann Coulter and Pam Geller, only dumber and even less charming. She manages to find secret Muslim plots in every situation, in much the same way that Charles Manson was able to detect hidden messages in Beatles songs telling him to kill people. Her latest discovery is in a millage to support the Detroit Institute of Arts museum.

Supporters of this art museum tax aren’t advertising the DIA’s extensive Islamic “art” collection. Instead, they are marketing it as a way for parents to get their kids some culture infusion via school field trips. That’s baloney. The museum promotes Islam, not any sort of positive cultural aesthetic or education.

The hilarious Jeff Wattrick has some fun with it:

See, what you didn’t know (unless you went to the DIA at noticed the big signs pointing you toward “The Arts of Asia and the Islamic World exhibit,” is that the DIA has a world-class collection of Islamic art. And the only reason they would have Islamic art on display is that everyone at the DIA is a secret Muslim. First they plan to tax you and then they will make women to wear burkas at all times except when they pose nude for a Matisse or Picasso sketch

Also, Schlussel says the DIA never displays Christian or Jewish art. Except for all the Christian and Jewishart that is exhibited either permanently or as part of special exhibit. You know, like that Rembrandt and the Face of Jesus thing they did last year. Or Detroit Film Theater screenings of documentaries about the Jewish American experience.

Still, everyone should totally believe Schlussel (who is kind of like a modern-day, less feminine Roy Cohn) about this DIA Muslim plot because she’s super reliable. Like the time she was convinced the Virginia Tech shooting was a Pakistani terrorist plot. Or that other time when she said the teenagers murdered by a right-wing Norwegian terrorist pretty much got what they deserved. Or the other time when she wished for an Islamic Holocaust.

Suddenly the song Helter Skelter is in my head.

Comments

  1. Michael Heath says

    Debbie Schlussel:

    Supporters of this art museum tax aren’t advertising the DIA’s extensive Islamic “art” collection.

    So Muslims have fake art just like their religion isn’t really a religion? What is this art if not art? We know their religion is actually a political party which the founders secretly prohibited in the Constitution; allowing good Christians like Ms. Schlussel, Sarah Palin, and millions of conservative Christians to fight to deny Muslims their rights while simultaneously claiming to be the defenders of the Constitution. But what are these exhibits falsely posing as art? The narrative needs an answer.

  2. daved says

    But what are these exhibits falsely posing as art? The narrative needs an answer.

    I dunno, but clearly we need an answer fast, before the rot spreads further. The Museum of Fine Arts in Boston also has an extensive Islamic art collection. Come to think of it, they also have quite a collection of art from Asia, the Pacific Islands and other non-Christian sources, so we better just burn the place immediately. Can’t be too careful.

  3. slc1 says

    It should be noted that Ms. Schlussel actually posted a comment on Mr. Wattrick’s blog post.

  4. says

    “So Muslims have fake art just like their religion isn’t really a religion?”

    Yeah, I think that’s it. It’s part of the whole dehumanization process. Accepting that Islamic societies have produced art takes you one step closer to accepting that they’re basically just people, and that would ruin the whole narrative.

  5. slc1 says

    Re Michael Heath @ #1

    Actually, it is my information that Ms. Schlussel, like Pam Geller, is of the Jewish persuasion.

  6. matty1 says

    I made the mistake of looking at her website and it seems to be an unending stream of racism and stupidity. Serena Williams, Gore Vidal the remake of Total Recall – there doesn’t seem to be anything that comes to her attention that she doesn’t go into a frothing attack on.

  7. Ellie says

    From a mercifully brief glance at her web page, I assume she has art in quotes because she chose to look only at pages from the Quran, rather than all the other art pieces in the exhibit.

  8. Michael Heath says

    busterggi asks (rhetorically):

    Is it the water in Lake Superior?

    I’d be careful where I asked such questions. ;)

    People who live north of M-55 tend to not identify with southern Michiganders, where this lady lives. This attitude gets really amplified by those who live in the upper peninsula of Michigan, whose northern border is the south coast of Lake Superior. “Yoopers” call those who live in the southern peninsula ‘trolls’ since we live under south of ‘the [Mackinac] Bridge’, which connects the two peninsulas.

  9. jimmiraybob says

    Ah, Ole Debbie “Genocide’s the Answer” Schlussel (warning: link is to her site).

    While I want Israel to beat HAMAS, there is only one way to do so–total annihilation of the Palestinians, who are all HAMAS. – Schlussel 2009

    A true believer in the Theory of If It Scares You, Kill It First.

  10. lofgren says

    But what are these exhibits falsely posing as art? The narrative needs an answer.

    Propaganda.

  11. says

    Actually, it is my information that Ms. Schlussel, like Pam Geller, is of the Jewish persuasion.

    I’m of the opinion that public figures deserve to be treated according to their own behavioral standards. In which case Schlussel’s religion is whatever we say it is, irrespective of what she calls herself or what the evidence happens to be. She’s clearly in with the Islamists. Probably the neo-Nazis too. I also suspect that she’s an agent for the New Black Panther Party, because she once let a black person use her bathroom.

  12. wscott says

    Aw, my eyes spotted “DIA” and I was all ready for another Denver International Airport conspiracy theory. Now I’m bummed.

  13. d cwilson says

    Debbie Schlussel is absolutely a bugnut crazy bigot. I don’t think there’s been a violent crime in the last decade that she didn’t rush to her blog in order to proclaim it an act of Islamic terrorism before the bodies even hit the ground.

  14. williamsnedden says

    Notice how Schlussel “cleverly” shows you the second page of the search results which consists solely of pictures of pages of the Koran. The other pages show paintings and decorated objects. I’m guessing the first page of search results just didn’t fit her narrative.

    Notice also that there are 97 results for “Islamic Art”. Search the DIA for “Christian” and you get 237 results. So when Schlussel says they don’t have a collection of Christian art, she’s lying. But, of course, that was a foregone conclusion.

  15. says

    It’s part of the whole dehumanization process. Accepting that Islamic societies have produced art takes you one step closer to accepting that they’re basically just people, and that would ruin the whole narrative.

    I’m reminded of a couple things:

    In high school history: Nazis describing Jewish and other groups’ works as “degenerate art.”

    In art history: Stalin describing the pro-Communism (IIRC) Russian Constructivism abstract art style as “a capitalist plot.”

  16. lpetrich says

    I sometimes think that at least some of these Islam haters are a bunch of Cold Warriors who are very distraught that the decline of Communism has deprived them of something to live for. It hasn’t even involved them experiencing the glory of them riding tanks into Moscow and Beijing with conquering armies.

    Let’s see… Communism fell in eastern Europe over 1989 – 1991, though some ex-Communist leaders have had a taste for authoritarian nationalism, leaders like Milosevic and Putin and Lukashenko. The remaining Communist countries have become capitalist roaders to greater or lesser degree, with North Korea being the most orthodox Communist country remaining, despite its reinvention of god kings.

    But North Korea is a pipsqueak by the standards of the Soviet Union and Maoist China, and the other remaining Communist countries are even less threatening — and I’m sure that these disappointed Cold Warriors know it.

  17. lpetrich says

    It must be awkward to some of these Islam-haters that Islam is much like Judaism and Xianity. Worship of some supposed creator and ruler of the Universe who has inspired sacred books, compute with lots of laws and rules in them that one must follow. Belief that if you are good, you’ll enjoy eternal happiness, while if you are bad, you’ll suffer eternal torment. Belief that their religion is the One True Religion. Even a common origin; Xianity and Islam are both Jewish heresies.

    But then again, that had not stopped Catholics and Protestants from hating each other for a long time. Trotskyists and Maoists may seem much alike from outside, but that has not kept them from hating each other. Randians hate libertarians, even though from the outside, Randism is a sect of right-libertarianism.

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