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Aug 01 2012

Chick-Fil-A PR Exec Dies; Pat Blames Obama

It’s been a while since we checked in with our old buddy Pat. He’s now saying incredibly stupid shit at a new blog, like blaming the death of Chick-Fil-A’s public relations executive on Obama and those evil fascist liberals. Because apparently, criticizing a company causes heart attacks on Planet Wingnuttia (but only when liberals do it, of course).

Yes, I am blaming Obama and his fascist liberal brown-shirts…

Well, Liberals, pat yourselves on the back. You have reached a new level, with me at least. You have actually achieved the feat of driving a man to his grave, with your idiotic and quite fascist ways. Now, bask in the glory that is of murderers. It really should not be of any strange feeling; after all, your people on a daily basis commit the murder of millions of unborn children every year. So, this should not be any different really. The man disagreed with your worldview, and you drove him to his grave.

He’s so cute when he goes on one of these moronic rants. And even better when he unleashes a statement like this. He’s rightly criticizing Alex Jones for his absurd claim that the Aurora shootings were staged by Obama, but this is just plain vile:

It is too bad that Alex Jones, his Jewish wife and children were not in that theater.

Very nice. And made all the more hypocritical by his July 13th post entitled, “I do not think that making light of someone’s death is funny.” Bryan Fischer would be proud. And then there’s his post where he put up a picture of the shooter and said:

This is the suspect, James Holmes. Looks like a Latino to me. Might be mixed.

Yep, he’s still a stupid bigot.

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  1. 1
    d cwilson

    So, what does Pat think of all the homosexual teens who were driven to suicide by the bigoted bully at the hands of people like him?

  2. 2
    Raging Bee

    It’s been a while since we checked in with our old buddy Pat.

    And it’s been even longer since you had any good reason to give that sad loser any of the attention he craves but does not deserve. This guy has no more relevance than any other homeless raving loony within 50 miles of my current location. Mentioning him only elevates him (and rewards loony behavior that should never be rewarded), and lowers this blog.

  3. 3
    Pierce R. Butler

    … your people on a daily basis commit the murder of millions of unborn children every year.

    A whole year in a day, or maybe vice-versa.

    Time flies when you’re having so much fun!

  4. 4
    dugglebogey

    It seems like if liberals could kill a man who has heart problems just by criticizing him, Dick Cheney would have died a long time ago.

  5. 5
    machintelligence

    I left a comment suggesting that it was more likely the wrath of God for lying about why the muppets quit partnering with Chick-fil-A. We’ll see of it makes it out of moderation.

  6. 6
    Pierce R. Butler

    … James Holmes. Looks like a Latino to me. Might be mixed.

    I don’t have the intestines to go look for myself – has this (other) disgrace to the initials PB weighed in on George Zimmerman?

  7. 7
    raven

    Chick-Fil-A PR Exec Dies

    It’s all part of god’s plan since he is in charge, don’t you all know.

    This could be used as evidence that the xian god exists. If it did, it would hate the fundies.

  8. 8
    Randomfactor

    Sounds to me like the poor PR guy was eating too much greasy fried food. Wonder where he could’ve gotten hold of that.

    You have reached a new level, with me at least.

    Let’s hope it plays better than the last several did. I saw better competition on my old Commodore 64.

  9. 9
    machintelligence

    It did!

  10. 10
    MikeMa

    Pat: Still living in mom’s basement? Collecting any taxpayer funded payments?
    Hard to believe sick moron Pat can maintain his life in the face of the liberal onslaught.

  11. 11
    Area Man

    Ah, conservatives. Tough-guy rugged individualists who keel over from a heart attack in the face of mere criticism.

  12. 12
    Bronze Dog

    Obama is Kira! Again!

  13. 13
    oranje

    “unborn children”

    Stop the noun abuse, please. Won’t someone think of the poor nouns?

  14. 14
    Doug Little

    Wouldn’t the most obvious conclusion be that the PR Exec was eating too much of the product he was promoting, if you wanted to come up with an unsubstantiated chain of events that is.

  15. 15
    machintelligence

    Apparently I spoke too soon. Nothing there now.

  16. 16
    Didaktylos

    You could have great post hoc ergo propter hoc fun here – Chick-Fil-A Management commit PR blunder – Top Chick-Fil-A PR Guy drops dead …

  17. 17
    Dr X

    When liberals die, God killed them. When conservatives die, liberals killed them.

  18. 18
    d cwilson

    All right. I confess. It was me. I killed him. In the library. With the candlestick.

  19. 19
    kennew142

    I dislike Chik-fil-A for political reasons. I won’t eat there. But why are folks going on about how unhealthy their sandwiches are? A classic chicken sandwish is 440 calories, 16 g of fat. For a sandwish containing meat, 32% of the calories from fat isn’t so bad.

  20. 20
    oranje

    They’re very easy to boycott for me, mind. The nearest one is seven hours away. Simple.

  21. 21
    gshevlin

    ThoughtsandRantings? That lie about his blog ought to be legally actionable right there…there is precious little evidence of any thought, and I cannot remember having seen more banner ads stuffed into a single blog page in my life. What was that about wingnut welfare?

  22. 22
    anubisprime

    Probably a heart attack about how the company will survive when the jeebus drooling diminishes…as it always does in these PR stunts!

  23. 23
    democommie

    “Chick-Fil-A PR Exec Dies”

    Does WHOEVER did this take “requests”?

  24. 24
    kermit.

    oranje says: “unborn children”

    Stop the noun abuse, please. Won’t someone think of the poor nouns?

    Hmmm. Wouldn’t this enhanced language usage make Reverend Pat an undead corpse?

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