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Fake Ex-Terrorist: Muslims are Taking Over!

Kamal Saleem continues to push the paranoid delusion that Muslims are on the verge of taking over the United States by taking control of every institution, from academia to the government. Check out this wheelbarrow full of crazy:

The invasion that we are seeing today, it’s mandated by their own Sharia law, that they have to do so and the way that they are here today in the United States of America they have infiltrated to every level. The head of the Muslim Brotherhood said we are not here to be equal to the American people or to their belief but to be the highest order, where Islam will be the only religion that will be practiced in the United States of America and the White House and all this will be Islamist. In doing so, what happened is the agenda is to infiltrate the highest rank of this government, the political arena, the education arena, the banking arena, the medical arena, all the other facets of what make America, America. With this they have penetrated the religious sector and they have penetrated also the government today, Islamist lobbyists are bringing billions of dollars to our government and buying politics, and you know, politicians. The education system has been shifted because now the Islamic centers are being opened specifically in all the Ivy League universities in the United States of America to create the curriculum for our students from kindergarten all the way to university level…

Nobody is stopping them, you know, in this current political time and leadership. So therefore what happened is that’s why they are advancing in many different ways, specifically in the education, where they are changing the future, and also in the medical arena where they are concentrating on changing and bringing all the natural resources in America to be owned by Islamists so there will be co-dependency on Muslim power.

As I’ve said before, on the list of things I worry about the takeover of America by Muslims ranks somewhere between an alien invasion and a Backstreet Boys reunion tour.

Comments

  1. birgerjohansson says

    At least aliens would be sorta cool. The Dominionists are stupid and boring.

  2. says

    At least aliens would be sorta cool. The Dominionists are stupid and boring.

    And they don’t have any cool technology we could reverse engineer and turn against them.

  3. chzboi says

    Start living in fear….according to Wiki:

    – In April 2012, the band announced that Richardson has rejoined and that they will return to London in July to continue recording their eighth studio album.

  4. paulo says

    Too bad the Monty Pythons are no longer on the air, this gentleman would have assured a job for life as their writer.

    Wonder if this can be turned in to a movie script?

  5. alanb says

    …and also in the medical arena where they are concentrating on changing and bringing all the natural resources in America to be owned by Islamists so there will be co-dependency on Muslim power.

    I’m not entirely sure what this incredibly awkward sentence is saying, but I think it means if we keep licensing brown-skinned doctors then… Ok, that’s where I get lots. What exactly is going to happen?

  6. dogmeat says

    This fear mongering is disturbing. I’m currently reading about the English Civil War and the fear mongering promoted in Parliament and pamphlets in the early 1640’s. The parallels are quite interesting. Where you could go back a few years and find few references to [insert group here] as a viable threat, months or years of constant breathless panic filled tracts discussing the threat posed by the group seems to override reality and establish a group, no matter how small or innocuous, as “the threat of our lifetimes!!!!11!! Eleventy!!!!

    It think it is slower in our modern period because there is more information available, but I do see people who have bought into this tripe 100%. They may have never even met a person of the “out group,”. Or may even know such people and consider them friends, they may even acknowledge that their numbers are minuscule, power nonexistent, etc., but they still are the core of some vague threat that must be addressed. Hopefully we’ve matured enough as a society so we won’t repeat the experiences of the Japanese-Americans in WW2, or the German-Americans in WW1, or Chinese-Americans in the late nineteenth century, or Mexican-Americans, African-Americans, and Native-Americans over the last 150 plus years…

    I’d like to say I’m hopeful, but the rabies that had infected modern day conservatives won’t let me…

  7. Draken says

    Just read Saleem’s perceived history.
    I’ll call him Kamal, the Dearth Terrorist from now on.

  8. abb3w says

    @10, dogmeat:

    I’m currently reading about the English Civil War and the fear mongering promoted in Parliament and pamphlets in the early 1640′s. The parallels are quite interesting.

    Interesting. Any particular sources to recommend?

  9. StevoR says

    Those thoughlessly joking about the threat from boy bands been worse tha the threat from Jihadist terrorism may want totake a look at the video contained here :

    http://freethoughtblogs.com/taslima/2012/07/08/she-was-executed-for-the-crime-of-being-raped/

    Then think twice.

    What would a boyband dictatorsghip be like? Lots of bad singing?

    What would a Shariah law Global Kaliphate be like? Horrendous prospect.

    It is exceeedingly unlikely that Jihadist Muslims will ever suceed in their whackjob dreams of taking over the world.

    It is durn near certian that they will murder alot of good and innocent human lives and create immense suffering and misery in their brutal, murderous campaign to impose their nigh-impossible nightmare upon us all.

  10. StevoR says

    @13. dugglebogey asked :

    “Are you now, or have you ever been a member of a Muslim Mosque?”

    No, never and I don’t intend to start. You?

  11. baal says

    @ dogmeat – I was thinking the anti-muslim scare reminded me much of the red scare from the 50s (the one that gave us “in god we trust” on the US Currency). It’ll be interesting to follow up on other parallels (and maybe some hawkish sounding counter memes to start throwing in to the public dialog).

    @#11 chrisstaab; “Another failed attempt”
    This sentence fragment fails to convey a complete idea. At best, you’re trying to say that Ed’s post is a failed attempt (at something?). Ed’s blockquote has plenty of evidence for his thesis and his conclusion on the actual threat being trivially low is spot on. Who failed to achieve what?

  12. says

    What would a Shariah law Global Kaliphate be like? Horrendous prospect.

    That’s just not going to happen, StevoR. What is it about Islam that seems to scare the hell out of you so much? Seriously, dude; I enjoy your comments here until I see your apparent fear of Islamic law conquering the world.

  13. paulo says

    Judging by some of the comments, Kamal Saleem is doing it right. Anyone that Muslim domination of the US is even a remote possibility is falling on the game of the religious right.

  14. jerthebarbarian says

    What would a Shariah law Global Kaliphate be like? Horrendous prospect.

    And yet the odds of that happening are infinitesimal. It is only slightly more likely than a Global Zombie Apocalypse.

    That’s why people joke about it. Because its. not. happening. Localized Islamic theocracies in areas where there is a history of Islamic theocracy is one thing – that’s going back to tradition, and that kind of conservatism meshes well with political conservatism and gives power to the idea. But an Islamic theocracy in Western Europe or the US is utterly ridiculous. The conservatives, who theocracies worldwide rely on for their popular base support, would not suffer it and the liberals have already rejected theocracy and aren’t going to embrace another one.

    If you want to worry about Christian theocracy taking over in the West that’s another kettle of fish entirely – that’s a legitimate expression of conservative politics that can realistically arise in these areas. But the idea that a Muslim theocracy would arise in the absence of overt military conquest in the West is completely ludicrous. And the idea of overt military conquest of the West is even MORE ludicrous.

    You might as well be worried about the monsters in your closet deciding to spill out and take over the world, because that scenario is only slightly less likely than the Global Mooooslim Caliphate scenario.

  15. StevoR says

    @21. Dan J :

    That’s just not going to happen, StevoR. What is it about Islam that seems to scare the hell out of you so much? Seriously, dude; I enjoy your comments here until I see your apparent fear of Islamic law conquering the world.

    I don’t think the Jihadists will conquer the world – I fear what they’re going to doing *trying* to conquer the world.

    A numberof people compare the Christian extrremists tothe Taliban. Well, horrible as the Christian fundamentalists unquestionably are, there’s also Taliban Taliban, the real Taliban who are, y’know, worse. Who are right now what the wildest mouth frothing Christianist extremist want to be.

    I read, I look at what various groups do and want to do, I think about the world and the people in it, us messed up humans and I do think the Jihadists are about the worst of all right now.

    Your MIlage May Vary.

    Its all my humble (or not-so-much humble or whatever) Opinion Natch and I may be very much mistaken but that’s my view and how I feel and my assessment of things.

    Also, thanks, I guess.

    I hope you can still enjoy what I have to say and how I say iteven if you don’t always agree with me onevery detail which I wuldn’t expectanyone to, anyhow. Heck, that works for me with a lot of commenters and bloggers here!

  16. StevoR says

    @jerthebarbarian : I hope you are right. I really do.

    Perhaps you are.

    But the Jihadists are out there and they are trying to kill people and I don’t think we should overlook that disturbing reality.

    I doubt the Jihadists will suceed. Very much doubt it.

    Their goals, their pyschopathic fantasies are as crazy and evil as so much else they do is.

    But they are fighting and killing others for those warped views and that horrific ideology of theirs and they are killing people globally – or trying to – all the time.

    I can laugh at lot of things. I reckon I have a pretty reasonable sense of humour and perspective.

    Those Jihadists and the extremes they’ll go to and the brutality they espouse and practice, frankly scare the living excrement out of me.

    I will never forget 9-11 or so much more that the Jihadists have done or that they want and are trying to do far worse again. Maybe that’s an issue with me. A personal hot button type thing. Maybe I’m wrong. I actually hope I am.

    But. Maybe too, I’m right?

    Does anyone seriously think the Jihadist terrorists are not a serious problem that does not need urgently addressing?

  17. oranje says

    It’s amazing the way “Sharia” has become a magic word with the Right, and this faux-rrorist has that nailed down to keep them tuned in. Do any of the mouth-breathers know enough of what Sharia actually is to know how the term is being applied?

    And have these people been involved in administration at any university? It’s such a glacially-moving cluster that no one is taking over anything anytime soon. There will be a lot of paperwork, surely.

  18. says

    oranje “And have these people been involved in administration at any university? It’s such a glacially-moving cluster that no one is taking over anything anytime soon. There will be a lot of paperwork, surely.”
    That’s what ShariahLawGlobalKaliphate is!

  19. ArtK says

    But the Jihadists are out there and they are trying to kill people and I don’t think we should overlook that disturbing reality.

    Nobody’s advocating ignoring them here. Far from it. What people are advocating is ignoring the hysterical warnings of a fraud who’s earning a living by by frightening people with no sense of how the world really works.

    He may not have been a real terrorist before, but he is one now. He’s using the fear (terror) of a Muslim takeover to get people to do what he wants (give him money.)

    Saleem is very good at using fear of the “other” to make money. He’s particularly good because he comes with a conversion story. The US right wing, being heavily populated by evangelical Christians, loves a conversion story. If you want to make money from them, just come out and say “I used to be a sinner, but found God. Let me warn you of Satan’s temptations!” Saleem just said “I used to be a terrorist but found redemption in the West. Beware the temptations of Sharia!”

  20. slc1 says

    Re Baal @ #20

    On another thread, our host informed us that asshole chrisstaab has been given the heave ho.

  21. says

    StevoR:

    You are hundreds of times more likely to die in car crash than you are to die in a terrorist attack. Are you hundreds of times more frightened of climbing into a car than you are of the Taliban?

    Because seriously. Life is risky. There are dozens of things more likely to kill you than the Taliban. And as this goes for everyone in America, your fear seems to be far greater than the threat.

    I do not discount the threat of Muslim theocracies in places where Muslim theocracies currently exist. People die frequently enough for things like being raped, or apostasy, or any number of other offenses — such as being in the wrong mosque at the wrong time.

    But the threat to us here, now, in America, is orders of magnitude less of a threat than things we do every. Fucking. Day.

    Like drive to work.

  22. billydee says

    The Jihadists are still at the Pinky and the Brain stage of taking over the world. But Pinky and the Brain have never killed anyone–as far as we know.
    How about a Zombie Backstreet Boys tour?

  23. tortula says

    As frightening as I’m sure this will be for everyone, the fact is the Backstreet Boys have never “broken up”. They have been together 19+ years. They had a Top 20 tour 2011 with New Kids on the Block, and are in the Top 30 Moneymaking Music artists of 2012. They are presently in a London recording their 8th (US), 9th (European) album to be released later this year and will tour supporting that album next year. They are due to get a Star on Hollywood Blvd next year for their 20th Anniversary. So yes, the Apocalypse is here…..carry on.

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