Oh, darn. I seem to have missed the July 4th Defeat Obama Telethon, a five-hour event live from Las Vegas that featured a Who’s Who of the wingnut class. And they modeled it after the Jerry Lewis telethon, only this one would benefit Mitt’s Kids.
HISTORIC 4TH OF JULY TELETHON TO DEFEAT BARACK OBAMA
On Wednesday, July 4th, conservatives will celebrate American freedom and liberty by working to liberate the nation from Barack Obama’s presidency.
A special 5-hour “Defeat Barack Obama Telethon” will broadcast live from Las Vegas, NV and be seen all around the nation and the world via live video and audio streams. The 4th of July “Defeat Barack Obama Telethon” will be based on a similar model to Jerry Lewis’s historic Labor Day Telethons to fight Muscular Dystrophy.
Yeah. Except 7/11 isn’t going to show up with a million dollar check this time. And we won’t have to listen to Tony Orlando, with or without Dawn. But there are almost-stars a-plenty, including Hermain Cain, Joe Arpaio, Victoria Jackson, Dick Morris, Janine Turner and Joe the Plumber. Oh, and Jackie Mason because, hey, it’s stage time, right? And Pam Geller too.
I had a choice between watching that and being tied to an anthill naked, covered in honey; I chose the latter, less painful option.